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    Default Your bad ass poker nickname

    Get your own bad ass poker nickname.

    Shane "two minds" O'Connell
    "Hell Boy"
    "the sloth"
    "the ham"

    Why does this entertain me so?

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    Location: If I go any farther from Rilla I'm coming back the other way.
    Are you calling me out?

    Are you calling me a pansy?

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    Jason "Cheap Shot" Casiano

    Funny. It describes me perfectly.

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    Alex "the saint" Murphy
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    shakin' longface - that´s me.
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    petrol pump
    altruistic Mobster
    Easy Touch
    too nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Location: If I go any farther from Rilla I'm coming back the other way.
    Are you calling me out?

    Are you calling me a pansy?

    -'rilla
    Ummm, sure.


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    "watertight tycoon"
    When your wife says, "Now if I were as lesbian...", while looking at Jennifer Garner, wouldn't she be your favorite actress too?
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    "SnuggleBunny"

    (I love it when my wife calls me that. I can only imagine the good that will come from poker buddies calling me this too)
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.
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    "with a twist" (got from link)
    "Poker Fanatic" obviously
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    Eric "Big Money Slowcoach" Ng

    is that good or bad?
    ningster

    My only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

    "Your best hand isn't just the hand with which you have the best cards, it's the hand with which you find yourself in the best position to make money." -- Daniel Kimberg
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    Nick 'The Hazard' Comber
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    Jon "rockin' malt" Kling
    aka wildwest15
    They all know me as a small timer, but that's about to change.
  17. #17
    Anyone else get 'The Republican' ??

    also got 'The Filth'
    'take no prisoners'
    few others..
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    "Toilin' Stud"

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    Six String
    The Angst
    The Calculator

    Of these... I kinda like "The Broken Calculator"
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    Guest
    The hustler
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    "the blue hitman"

    I kinda like it.
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    jason "9 to 5" foutz.

    hehehehe
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    Wow, what an active forum.

    I took a few days off and there's just way too many messages.




    More on topic:

    Jake "Godless" Humphries

    Actually, it gave me "god less", but I think "godless" is better.

    The only way I figure it came up with that was from the question about "when would you lie?" and I said "to a priest." Oh well, "Godless" is appropriate.

    Also got "dead eye", "cussin moron" and "the sloth". hahahahaha
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    BloodyNutz Bates

    My 6 year old son came up with this one. The family was going to football practice and my 8 year old and 6 year old were in the back. The 8 year old tells the 6 year old that he is going to give him a bloody nose. My 6 year old comes back with " Im gonna give you bloody nuts" . I laughed my ass off and thought what a helluva poker name.
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    I think some of you missed 'rilla's link: http://www.pokernickname.com/?TTR2


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    Johan "Hassel Hoff" Akesson

    I resent that!
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    Patton Jack5 Wilson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyP
    Patton Jack5 Wilson.
    Which can be edited to:

    Patton "Motown" Wilson. Jah, dat is g00t.

    Hey Rilla'. I like this g00t word. Thanks.

    Big Lick
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    apparently im "The Accountant" :shrug:
    Goal for 2005: $30k
    So far: $31k

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    Donald "Cut Throat" Cossitt.

    Now there is a poker name
    Education is what is left when you have forgotten everything you learned in school
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    Daniel "The Mathematician" Saxton
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    Jason 'the hustler' Ho

    =\

    With respect to your avatar. You could switch it up to

    Jason da Ho Hustler. 8-)
  33. #33
    Guest
    I don't think it likes me anymore.

    All I seem to get now is 'Apathetic Moron'.
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    Mike "ruthless fishsleeper" King

    Okay i don't even begin to understand that one.......................
  35. #35
    haha we call my friend the "innocent idiot" b/c wen he hits a good hand he tries to play the innocent idiot and says o what the hell im all in
    "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apoligize" -Muhammed Ali



  36. #36
    Joe "9 to 5" Wilding
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    james "the liar" montis, heh suits me well because im a habitual trapper/bluffer
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    Matt "Dead Eye" Dean. Haha, sounds pretty good to me.
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    Gatlin "Barred upladies Man" Dan
    should probably be

    Gatlin "Barred-up Ladies Man" Dan

    too funny.
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    Zach "sack artist" Byrne

    Hell ya
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
  41. #41
    I got "The Fist." Now that's badass.

    My other favorite was "Unpredictable Tightwad." That just rolls off the tongue...
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    Jay "cheatin' philanthrope" Shupe

    huh?
  44. #44
    David "anal" Thorne...

    WTF.
    derp
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    Trevor "massive hitman" Muxworthy

    Trevor "sack artist" Muxworthy WTF!!!!

    Trevor "the wolf" Muxworthy

    Trevor "the wolf" Muxworthy
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    Demi "take no prisoners" Paradigm

    I remember back when this thread was new :sigh:
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
  47. #47
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Trevor "massive hitman" Muxworthy

    Trevor "sack artist" Muxworthy WTF!!!!

    Trevor "the wolf" Muxworthy

    Trevor "the wolf" Muxworthy

    I am the one trust "sack artist" dont front
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ake
    Johan "Hassel Hoff" Akesson

    I resent that!
    My first post on ftr

    edit: aww how cute that I tried to hide my affection for the great god hasselhoff back then, I actually laughed my ass off and showed my friends the result after I did this little test
  49. #49
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Trevor "sack artist" Muxworthy WTF!!!!
    I am the one trust "sack artist" dont front
    You "fellas" should have a "nut-trick"-showdown for the title, I guess.
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    Ohya, just did it again..
    Johan 'great white' Akesson. racism!
  51. #51
    why gravedig this post......WHY??????
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    Mack Daddy X!


    Oh... wait. Wrong name generator.
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    The website gave me Kyle "Bigmoney Wiseguy" Shevlin.
    I've had Kyle "I.K.E." Shevlin (I Know Everything)
    Kyle "Shevy" Shevlin
    and the latest one is "Wrappa" (pronounced Rappa, no Waa sound)
    All I did at work was freestyle over the music that we played, it got started and has evolved to what it is...
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    Glenn "Pretty boy" Stovall

    a'int it the truth
  55. #55
    Harrison "barley sandwich" Lim

    .....
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    Andreas "the king".

    I'm done.
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    Victor "the owner" Sand
    Victor "holy egghead" Sand <<<-- WTF?
    Victor "Hassel hoff" Sand

    And my favourite:
    Victor "the pussy" Sand
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
  58. #58
    David "The Count" Tuite

    I vwant your bloood!!!
  59. #59
    Quote Originally Posted by cassette
    Matt "Dead Eye" Dean. Haha, sounds pretty good to me.
    hey, it gave me "dead eye" too! wtf??
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    mark 'the bulldog' stevenson

    yeah baby yeah
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    zach "hassle hoff" johnson

    ...yes, it seriously told me that....

    *hides from ake*
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    (16:03:08) Fleece: ur e-friends dont wanna knwo about u anymore
  62. #62
    most of mine were weak sauce, but then:

    easy fit psycho
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    Best I got was Michael "the wolf" Cribb. Stingy long-arms, altruistic scrooge, and big money Elvis were not among the better nicknames ...
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    Chris "nogood swordsman" Conley

    wtf?


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    Paul "the king" Gilbert
    nice
    "If you can't say f*ck, you can't say f*ck the government" - Lenny Bruce
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    rick "straight up" astley

    Irony much?
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  69. #69
    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrind
    "SnuggleBunny"

    (I love it when my wife calls me that. I can only imagine the good that will come from poker buddies calling me this too)
    I miss this dude, he was cool.
    Boondock the Bot-Slayer

    -'rilla
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    Apparently I'm a "Snitch". So I rat people out when they do naughty things at the table?
    OP: Beginner to Master

    If I bet as a bluff, I should be thinking "am I getting better hands to fold? Is it likely that he will fold x% of the time to a y sized bet to make it +EV?". If I bet for value, I should be thinking "am I getting worst hands to call? Am I ahead of enough of his range that this is a good value bet?".

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