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  1. 02-28-2009 09:21 AM #1
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    Default IRL BBV

    Brag: Got a tenure track position!
    Beat: It is the job in No-Dak...
    Variance: Got a 5% bump in my yearly salary via a 5 minute phone during contract negotiations

    Brag: Direct flights to Vegas
    Beat: I have to call it No-Dak to make it sound less sucky than it really is and then sound like a tool cuz everybody knows why i'm saying No-Dak
    Variance: I'll never not hear about Fargo - ya know - the movie!
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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  2. 02-28-2009 11:24 AM #2
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    congrats on the job!


    call it far western Minn
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  3. 02-28-2009 11:27 AM #3
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    Brag: You have a job

    Congrats yo
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  4. 02-28-2009 11:34 AM #4
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    Lots of wholesome girls on ND. You'll be fine.
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  5. 02-28-2009 01:16 PM #5
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    Wasn't Fargo a movie?
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  6. 02-28-2009 02:57 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Lots of wholesome girls on ND. You'll be fine.
    By wholesome he means mormon btw
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  7. 02-28-2009 02:59 PM #7
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    I was out in Salt Lake for a week. The plus to Mormons is you know there's a lot of sex in marriage. The minus is there's a lot of kids for that sex. I bet Fargo has promiscuous goats though...and cliffs...
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  8. 02-28-2009 03:01 PM #8
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    oh.. don't get it twizted Bigred. Mormons LOVE to practice.

    biggest sluts I've ever met, every one of them LDS.
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  9. 02-28-2009 03:12 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    oh.. don't get it twizted Bigred. Mormons LOVE to practice.

    biggest sluts I've ever met, every one of them LDS.
    I think there's always a few crazy ones in an oppressive culture but its more the exception than the rule. Who knows though, that MTV is corrupting our youth.
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  10. 02-28-2009 03:16 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    every one of them LDS.
    Like, duh, sexually?
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  11. 02-28-2009 04:55 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I was out in Salt Lake for a week. The plus to Mormons is you know there's a lot of sex in marriage. The minus is there's a lot of kids for that sex. I bet Fargo has promiscuous goats though...and cliffs...
    you've obviously never been to fargo if you think there is any sudden change or even gradual change in elevation at any point within 30 miles.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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  12. 02-28-2009 05:18 PM #12
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    Well, who the hell goes to Fargo? Oh...
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  13. 02-28-2009 06:07 PM #13
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    Congrats on the job man. I still think it's funny that you're moving from cold to colder and from mountains to flat... GL anyways.
    Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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  14. 02-28-2009 06:09 PM #14
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    great work on the job kingnat


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