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Have you ever pissed in a bottle while playing poker?

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  • Yes and I do it regularly

    2 6.45%

  • Yeah I've done it before

    10 32.26%

  • No that's fucking ridiculous

    19 61.29%
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  1. 08-13-2008 10:49 PM #1
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    Default Have you ever pissed in a bottle while playing poker?

    This seriously needed a poll...
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  2. 08-13-2008 10:52 PM #2
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    yes quite a few times
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  3. 08-13-2008 10:55 PM #3
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    i just piss in bottles
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  4. 08-13-2008 11:06 PM #4
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    No, that's fuckin' ridiculous. You just piss your pants and move on.
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  5. 08-13-2008 11:12 PM #5
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    I prefer to go to the mens room tyvm
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  6. 08-13-2008 11:23 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    I prefer to go to the mens room tyvm
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  7. 08-14-2008 01:03 AM #7
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    in high school I once pissed in a miller lite bottle at a party and put it back in the fridge

    not sure if anyone drank it, but at the time it was hilarious for some reason


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  8. 08-14-2008 06:00 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    in high school I once pissed in a miller lite bottle at a party and put it back in the fridge

    not sure if anyone drank it, but at the time it was hilarious for some reason
    haha
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  9. 08-15-2008 02:46 AM #9
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    lol speaking of people drinking piss back at our high school graduation 2 guys unknowingly beer bonged piss, it was pretty disgusting. I have also 2 girls take 2 shots of piss thinking it was vodka.
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  10. 08-15-2008 07:51 AM #10
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    fuck me thats sick
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  11. 08-15-2008 11:02 AM #11
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    i have pissed in a bottle, but I voted no becasue the bottle was in my truck and I was in dead stopped, long weekend traffic. Playing cash games affords me the ability to plan ahead and sit out when needed.
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  12. 08-15-2008 11:14 AM #12
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    I can see a wide mouth Gatorade bottle, but a beer bottle?

    Pencildicks, imo.
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  13. 08-15-2008 11:16 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
    lol speaking of people drinking piss back at our high school graduation 2 guys unknowingly beer bonged piss, it was pretty disgusting. I have also 2 girls take 2 shots of piss thinking it was vodka.
    Hah. Those 'two story' beer bongs are the worst. At this one cottage party I watched people throw all sorts of crap in this 15' long one -- the 'consumers' obviously couldn't see was was going in. No piss, but plenty of spit, whiskey, nasty shooters to go along with the various beer.
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  14. 08-15-2008 11:31 AM #14
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    Never peed in a bottle playing poker before but, this one time, my toilet was busted and two girls came over and one of them really needed to take a dump and all I had was a cup. Got the whole thing on video if you want to check it out sometime.

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  15. 08-15-2008 11:42 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Never peed in a bottle playing poker before but, this one time, my toilet was busted and two girls came over and one of them really needed to take a dump and all I had was a cup. Got the whole thing on video if you want to check it out sometime.
    I don't believe you, evidence?
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  16. 08-15-2008 12:00 PM #16
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    would I shit you?

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  17. 08-15-2008 12:05 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    would I shit you?
    Are we talking with or without a cup here?
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  18. 08-15-2008 12:09 PM #18
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    Two girls one cup ...lol...google it
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  19. 08-15-2008 12:09 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Never peed in a bottle playing poker before but, this one time, my toilet was busted and two girls came over and one of them really needed to take a dump and all I had was a cup. Got the whole thing on video if you want to check it out sometime.
    I think I've seen that one.

    In addition to your toilet being busted, were you also out of food
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  20. 08-15-2008 12:11 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stripclubjunkie
    Two girls one cup ...lol...google it
    Best or worst post of thread imo
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