Select Page
Poker Forum
Over 1,292,000 Posts!
REGISTER
Subscribe to FTR web feed
Poker Forum › FTR Community ›

french

Results 1 to 15 of 15
  1. 08-08-2008 05:17 PM #1
    XTR1000's Avatar
    XTR1000
    XTR1000 is offline
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    3,548
    Location
    surfing in a room

    Default french

    I´m going to France next week and I dont speak a single word of this weird language. help me out by translating a few sentences that u find are useful. my requests for translation are:

    - show me ur titties
    - get me a beer
    - hu4rollz
    - get me two beer
    - get me three beer
    - it wasnt me
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  2. 08-08-2008 05:18 PM #2
    bigred's Avatar
    bigred
    bigred is offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    15,437
    Location
    Nest of Douchebags
    i am le tired wee wee
    LOL OPERATIONS
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  3. 08-08-2008 05:48 PM #3
    Jack Sawyer's Avatar
    Jack Sawyer
    Jack Sawyer is offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    7,668
    Location
    Jack-high straight flush motherfucker
    - xxxxx
    - Garçon, une bière s’il vous plaît?
    - xxxxx
    - Garçon, deux bière s’il vous plaît?
    - Garçon, trois bière s’il vous plaît?
    - j'en sais pas (qui est ce que), j'en ai pas, j'en suis pas


    Bonus: I'm fed up! - J'en ai marre!
    I haven't eaten yet/ I'm hungry - Je n'en mange pas!

    Random curseword: Shit - Merdre!
    Your mother - Ta mère!

    Combination: Ta mère ai mange du merdre!
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  4. 08-08-2008 05:49 PM #4
    bigred's Avatar
    bigred
    bigred is offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    15,437
    Location
    Nest of Douchebags
    Freedom fries
    LOL OPERATIONS
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  5. 08-08-2008 06:53 PM #5
    spoonitnow's Avatar
    spoonitnow
    spoonitnow is offline Resident Asshole
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    14,219
    Location
    North Carolina
    Je ne parle pas francais.
    http://www.potentialeight.com

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  6. 08-08-2008 07:03 PM #6
    Miffed22001's Avatar
    Miffed22001
    Miffed22001 is offline
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Posts
    10,437
    Location
    Marry Me Cheryl!!!
    how many french men does it take to defend paris?


    Answer: none, its never been done.

    Talk to them in english, theyll catch on pretty quick
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  7. 08-08-2008 07:17 PM #7
    ATOTHEC101's Avatar
    ATOTHEC101
    ATOTHEC101 is offline
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    1,619
    yeah you should definitely do what all brits do in foreign countries and thats to talk loudly,slowly and deliberately, then seem offended when they dont understand, simple.
    "This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  8. 08-08-2008 11:08 PM #8
    UG's Avatar
    UG
    UG is offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    5,554
    Did you know the French designed their tanks to move in only one direction?

    REVERSE!


    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  9. 08-09-2008 02:06 AM #9
    meeloche's Avatar
    meeloche
    meeloche is offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    3,056

    Default Re: french

    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    I´m going to France next week and I dont speak a single word of this weird language. help me out by translating a few sentences that u find are useful. my requests for translation are:

    - show me ur titties
    Est-ce que je peux voir vos seins?



    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  10. 08-09-2008 09:44 AM #10
    wesrman's Avatar
    wesrman
    wesrman is offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Posts
    3,785
    Location
    Leaf Nation
    Dont go to France imo.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  11. 08-09-2008 11:31 AM #11
    bigred's Avatar
    bigred
    bigred is offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    15,437
    Location
    Nest of Douchebags
    They once aired an episode of walker texas ranger in France. The french surrendered to chuck norris just to be on the safe side.
    LOL OPERATIONS
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  12. 08-09-2008 12:05 PM #12
    Miffed22001's Avatar
    Miffed22001
    Miffed22001 is offline
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Posts
    10,437
    Location
    Marry Me Cheryl!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    Did you know the French designed their tanks to move in only one direction?

    REVERSE!
    10/10
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  13. 08-09-2008 02:08 PM #13
    Ragnar4's Avatar
    Ragnar4
    Ragnar4 is offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    3,184
    Location
    Billings, Montana
    you know why there are trees lining the streets of all the towns in france?

    The Germans like to march in the shade.
    The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly rating their ability much higher than average. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their mistakes
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  14. 08-09-2008 02:44 PM #14
    ATOTHEC101's Avatar
    ATOTHEC101
    ATOTHEC101 is offline
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    1,619
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    They once aired an episode of walker texas ranger in France. The french surrendered to chuck norris just to be on the safe side.
    LOL
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  15. 08-09-2008 05:40 PM #15
    XTR1000's Avatar
    XTR1000
    XTR1000 is offline
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    3,548
    Location
    surfing in a room
    keep the ball rolling guys, great input
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules