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				 My new years resolution...
				
					
						So one of my challenges has been being too predictable.  In situation x, it’s good to do y. I read somewhere that using the position of the second hand on your watch to mix sh!t up gives you mad variation. So since I would like some mad variation, I put together the following schedule…
 Picture a 60 second sweep hand like I got on my Microsoft Windows clock (I don’t wear a watch, ‘cause I like both of my arms to weigh the same…).In the between is between, here’s what I figure I’ll do on the flop…
 
 0 – 4 seconds :  Fold everything but JJ+
 5 – 6 seconds : C-bet my PFR w/ TPTK or better
 7 seconds : Click “time” button, and then fold everything not two pair or better
 8 – 11 seconds : C-bet anything against 3 villains or less
 12-18 seconds : Type “pwned” in the message box and fold
 19 – 23 seconds : C-raise my PFR against 4 or more villains with anything
 25-30 seconds : Min raise with a straight flush or better
 31 seconds : Think about how I should have peed when the clock was on 24 seconds
 32 – 37 seconds : Check/call in late position with ATC
 38 – 40 seconds : Bring on the noise, bring on the funk (I do not know what that means)
 41-43 seconds : 3 bet two pair or better against the PFR OOP
 44 – 45 seconds : Check/check/raise/check/fold
 46 – 52 seconds : Set-mine with ATC
 53 – 59 seconds : Try and fast forward Spenda’s vid to figure out what I should do now
 60 seconds : Realize I suck, and drink another beer (if I remembered to pee at 24 seconds)
 
 Happy new year y’all. And be sure to check me out at the tables with my mad variating skills. Now if I can just figure out why I keep getting auto-folded while I’m consulting my chart….
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