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Definitive N00bie's Starters Guide to Online Poker

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  1. 12-01-2007 08:07 PM #1
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    Default Definitive N00bie's Starters Guide to Online Poker

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    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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  2. 12-01-2007 08:32 PM #2
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    For actual strategy on how to play the individual games, you can take a look around on these forums. The most popular variant right now is No Limit Texas Hold'em, followed pretty closely by Pot Limit Omaha Hold'em. Both fall under the type "Community Card Poker Variant".
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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  3. 12-01-2007 08:55 PM #3
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    Things I forgot to add:

    I believe Neteller is forbidden to Turks too.
    And Bodog will not allow Canadians to sign up.
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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  4. 12-01-2007 09:50 PM #4
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    i didnt read all of that but it seems like a great post. Thanks for taking the time to put that together Jack!
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    I´m very drunk. but this looks like a great post. If I´m too drunk, ty Jack for taking the time and putting things together, uif not ill discuss tomorrrow morning.
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  6. 12-01-2007 11:37 PM #6
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    tldr but I wish this post was here 2.5 years ago
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    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
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    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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  7. 12-02-2007 12:25 AM #7
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    No Problem guys


    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    tldr but I wish this post was here 2.5 years ago
    me too m8, me too...
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    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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  8. 12-02-2007 12:50 AM #8
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    nice work, jack. that must have taken a "Schitt" load of time to put together. looks gr8, bud.
    LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.

    Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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  9. 12-02-2007 02:43 AM #9
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    dude yo, nh!
    don't raise with the straight flush bro, nobody ever gonna call that shit
    allin, reload, repeat

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  10. 12-02-2007 02:00 PM #10
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    Nice work done!
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  11. 12-04-2007 09:45 PM #11
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    holy crap that is long!

    where was this 5 years ago when i needed it


    great work jack
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  12. 12-05-2007 12:14 AM #12
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    Nice post man! Thank you for taking the time to do this and sharing it with all of us.
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