What, you mean my "do the same thing over and over but expect different results" style of poker isn't optimal?

Point taken... I have the tendency, in part 'cause a lot of this is new to me to anchor around "Hey, this is the right thing to do" ... "the correct strategy" and then do that pretty much unvaryingly. Tho' I know there's a time and place for that thought process, I've got to move "not being predictable" up the list of priorities right alongside starting hands, position and aggressiveness...

Plus I like to think he was floating 'cause if I'm not getting any hands, why the hell should he????