what's the stupidest thing said by a women you have seen?...

[Silly String]

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

Unless you are Galapogos. duh, dun, cha!

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silly string, lol. I went on a road trip with my ext this summer from chicago to LA, we stopped in KC at georges wedding. My ex's mom was telling me over dinner how I needed to map out my route and this and that, and kept asking questions. I really didnt know htat many answers, Ive driven to phoenix before, its only like 3 highways, I own an atlas, whats the problem? Then she inquires about the wedding, and asks which kansas city its in. I am fairly good with geography, I mean hell, there are alot of people in this country who couldnt point out spain on a blank map of europe. Anyways, Im like, err what do you mean? And she goes on to tell me that there are two different kansas cities, and she was serious. She wasnt quite sure which state the other was in, but she was sure they were hundreds of miles apart. I was really confused and just brushed it off telling her I was going to be in touch with george and I would plan the route before we left. When I got to a map I couldnt stop laughing..

[Galapogos]

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

Unless you are Galapogos. duh, dun, cha!

It... was... a... DARE! How many times do I have to tell you people for the love of god!!!

Speaking of which it's finally grown back sort of and the girlfriend is pushing for a rewaxing. I don't wanna but I don't take taunting from a wee little girl well. I may be resurrecting that thread again soon...

[DP_Troy]

bling
Phat
anything ending with izzle

anyone who says that meal will stick to my ribs. I really dont think i want to eat it

and yes living in Atlanta i hear this way to much:

"my baaaaby's fot-er"
I understand you may want to give some credit to the a hole who has no contact with the poor bastard he brought into this world but if i had to listen to you talk like that i would shoot myself or just leave to

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bling
Phat
anything ending with izzle

anyone who says that meal will stick to my ribs. I really dont think i want to eat it

and yes living in Atlanta i hear this way to much:

"my baaaaby's fot-er"
I understand you may want to give some credit to the a hole who has no contact with the poor bastard he brought into this world but if i had to listen to you talk like that i would shoot myself or just leave to

what?

[mrhappy333]

http://www.break.com/index/she_gives..._bad_name.html

watch this video............

your a vegitarian?
yeah
So you dont eat meat?
no
So what do you eat?
Chicken.

[mrhappy333]

My friends wife is a 3rd grade school teacher..
He and his wife were driving through the city when they saw a steam plant,(it was cold out and it was spewing stem into the air)
she asks him "what is that?"
he says"oh, thats a cloud factory."
she says "really, I've never heard of that"
he says"yeah, with global warming and all that, they have these now,blah blah blah...."
Then she tells him she is going to try and set up a field trip ,so the kids can come see it too.
LOL!!

[Galapogos]

My girlfriend and I were watching some movie with an indian in it. And when he's on screen she says, "He always plays an indian in the movies he's in."

I told her he's not as convincing when he plays a black man.