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    Default No, I am a Hold'em Master

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    Come to the dark side, young padawan.
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    ive never seen someone with a winrate like mine, dont tell me what to play preflop!!111
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demiparadigm




    Come to the dark side, young padawan.
    lol. I enjoy the dark side quite a bit - just haven't made that whole transition.

    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    dont tell me what to play preflop!!
    I hear that gabe. After a goofy HH everyone's like dude what are you doing in this hand to begin with...ummm playing poker?
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    Quote Originally Posted by martindcx1e
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    dont tell me what to play preflop!!
    I hear that gabe. After a goofy HH everyone's like dude what are you doing in this hand to begin with...ummm playing poker?
    lol
    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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    Quote Originally Posted by martindcx1e
    Quote Originally Posted by Demiparadigm




    Come to the dark side, young padawan.
    lol. I enjoy the dark side quite a bit - just haven't made that whole transition.

    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    dont tell me what to play preflop!!
    I hear that gabe. After a goofy HH everyone's like dude what are you doing in this hand to begin with...ummm playing poker?
    actually i was poking fun at demi, because he said that in a different thread and i thought it was kinda lame
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    Good win rates, but I'd like to see you keep that up for 50-75k hands. Sample size is too small in all posts to be accurate. I don't even think it is mathematically possible to win at that rate in the very long run. But nothing is better running that strong for a period of time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lodogg
    Good win rates, but I'd like to see you keep that up for 50-75k hands. Sample size is too small in all posts to be accurate. I don't even think it is mathematically possible to win at that rate in the very long run. But nothing is better running that strong for a period of time.
    if you get to move up who gives a shit :P
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    good point!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lodogg
    Good win rates, but I'd like to see you keep that up for 50-75k hands. Sample size is too small in all posts to be accurate. I don't even think it is mathematically possible to win at that rate in the very long run. But nothing is better running that strong for a period of time.
    garr everyone missed my joke!!!

    ill try harder next time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lodogg
    Good win rates, but I'd like to see you keep that up for 50-75k hands. Sample size is too small in all posts to be accurate. I don't even think it is mathematically possible to win at that rate in the very long run. But nothing is better running that strong for a period of time.
    I'm aware of the small sample size. That's what makes this funny - also cuz of the "I am a hold'em master" thread by bigboy. Thought it was funny. Get it? hahahaha
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    Got it...I am at work (obviously not working hard). Everyone is so serious around here. I guess I just got sucked in. Won't happen again...hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by martindcx1e
    Quote Originally Posted by Lodogg
    Good win rates, but I'd like to see you keep that up for 50-75k hands. Sample size is too small in all posts to be accurate. I don't even think it is mathematically possible to win at that rate in the very long run. But nothing is better running that strong for a period of time.
    I'm aware of the small sample size. That's what makes this funny - also cuz of the "I am a hold'em master" thread by bigboy. Thought it was funny. Get it? hahahaha
    you missed the sarcasm tags dude, thats why they didnt get it

    gabes joke also sucked btw.
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    I just played 400 hands for 50ptBB/100. Clearly I can start making a living off of poker!

    //ok just wanted to add to the sarcasm kinda thing that was going on here
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    I've also given up the day job... I won $15 today! I'm a PRO!!!11!!
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    nice run gabe. buy me something.
    im good at poker
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA


    ::Bows to WildBob::
    Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
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    I win.
    TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye


    I win.
    How do you get so many BB's?
    Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
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    how do you get the screenshot of PT?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rolonrolon
    how do you get the screenshot of PT?
    http://www.faststone.org/FSCaptureDetail.htm
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    gabe can you post the 200 hand stretch from the other day, thanks
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    I must learn this power......
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    I GOT GABES JOKE!!!!11!!

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