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He can dodge bullets, baby!

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  1. 01-06-2006 03:12 PM #1
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    Default He can dodge bullets, baby!

    And also dodge going to the gym.

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  2. 01-06-2006 03:45 PM #2
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    Default Re: He can dodge bullets, baby!

    Quote Originally Posted by Les_Worm
    And also dodge going to the gym.

    new avatar for you, Muxy

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  3. 01-06-2006 04:30 PM #3
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    He looks like a balogna sandwich
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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  4. 01-06-2006 04:41 PM #4
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    why go to the gym when you can dodge bullets?
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  5. 01-06-2006 04:43 PM #5
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    Look at the mirror reflection of his back in the sliding glass. Jaba the Balcony Hut.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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  6. 01-06-2006 06:23 PM #6
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    himself fucker.
    I wish I could sculpt a body like that.

    He's clever, he sandbags his appearence but get close and he'll roundhouse kick you to hell.

    He trained with Chuck Norris, I heard.
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  7. 01-06-2006 06:26 PM #7
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    I wouldn't tangle with him. The weight advantage alone...

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  8. 01-06-2006 07:15 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I wish I could sculpt a body like that.

    He's clever, he sandbags his appearence but get close and he'll roundhouse kick you to hell.

    He trained with Chuck Norris, I heard.
    1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
    2. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
    3. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
    4. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
    5. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
    6. Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
    7. Wilt Chamberlin claims to of slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
    8. As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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  9. 01-06-2006 07:20 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmackinYaUp
    8. As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
    This is obviously not true. Mercury Morris is not Italian.
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  11. 01-09-2006 09:32 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmackinYaUp
    6. Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
    LMAO
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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