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    Default Poker T-shirts

    lookin for funny ideas/things to go on t-shirts

    1)shirt that just has in regular font : Nut Flush
    2)"Friends dont let friends go on tilt"

    thats all i can come up with now but just keep them coming
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    love the t-mac avatar, although he is a traitor


    i saw a funny shirt.. says "hail to the king baby"


    shows all 4 queens, hearts, spade, club, diamond, then in the middle has a picture of the king of hearts ..


    i think its implying, your pimping the 4 queens.
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    i saw a funny shirt.. says "hail to the king baby"
    Anybody play Duke Nukem when it came out almost 10 years ago? That's what Duke would say when he picked up the double barreled shotgun I believe. Might have been some other weapon.
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    Superb play sir...I always call 20% of my stack off with a gutshot draw. Excuse me while I race for my wallet.
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    Superb play sir...I always call 20% of my stack off with a gutshot draw. Excuse me while I race for my wallet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lonnie
    i saw a funny shirt.. says "hail to the king baby"
    Anybody play Duke Nukem when it came out almost 10 years ago? That's what Duke would say when he picked up the double barreled shotgun I believe. Might have been some other weapon.
    Yeah, Duke Nuk'em was fun
    That quote is a tribute to the evil dead movies though, I think..
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    I saw "happy camper" in some WSOP video. might be a CS shirt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lonnie
    i saw a funny shirt.. says "hail to the king baby"
    Anybody play Duke Nukem when it came out almost 10 years ago? That's what Duke would say when he picked up the double barreled shotgun I believe. Might have been some other weapon.
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    Uncle, what in the hell does that have to do with poker?

    I think a really cool one would be like a pin ball machine.. you know when you shake them it like cuts of and says "TILT".. something incorporating that, if that at all makes sense.
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    I think a good shirt would be:

    PLAYING WITH THE
    :Qh:
    KNOWING IT AIN'T REALLY SMART

    my girls loves it when I sing that song..........LOL, JK.


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    "Kings are Good"
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    Get the exact Gus Hanson - I can't fold this ten high - from the WPT.

    Anything with "Bold, Aggresive play"
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    Quote Originally Posted by everyone
    The entire thread thus far.
    I thought this thread was about funny T-shirts.

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    shut your mouth rilla, no one loves you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    shut your mouth rilla, no one loves you.
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    Playin with my Nutz

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    "got nuts?"

    A guy that I play with made a bunch of these shirts for everyone in our "poker league"
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    OK now I'm thinking of nuts (mwa a a!)

    How aboout a board showing str8 flush, 8-Q, then a picture of some ice cream with the AK of same suit for the royal sticking out, then the text is "I always like mine with nuts. "
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    I saw two of them somewhere on the net. I wish I could find the first one again.

    One just had cursive writing across the front that said something like ... "Take those #$%&ing headphones off and you'd know who raised."

    The other one said somthing like, "The wife said it's either me or poker." And then there was a picture of a pile of chips with two weddings rings on the pile and a guy shoving the chips saying ... "I'm gonna miss her, I'm ALL-IN". Something like that.

    I like the first one if I could find it again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marctg
    "got nuts?"

    A guy that I play with made a bunch of these shirts for everyone in our "poker league"
    that has to be the least funny poker tshirts ive never seen ... sorry man its just bad

    no more for you sir
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    It should be a picture of a seeing eye dog sniffing some players crotch under the table.

    "He's blind, but he always knows when I'm bluffing."

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    Wanna see my Big Slick?

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