You can try some of that stuff from that movie Rounders. Worm can be your dad, and you can be the straight-up pretty boy main character. lol, and you can get the hostess to fake being your gf!! ohohohoo.

Seriously speaking, if none of your hands were hitting even when you fold, there is nothing you can do about it. I like to pass the time by trying to convince people into switching seats with me because mine is cursed.