Greatest. Headline. Ever.

[a500lbgorilla]

A new thread that I've decided to start.

Just post hilarious headlines and links.

"Man thought to be a Velociraptor shot 14 times by Police"
http://www.smthop.com/articles1details.asp?NewsNum=355

-'rilla

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“Velociraptors are an enemy of all man,” said Waltham, referring to the long extinct carnivorous dinosaur. Velociraptor were featured predominantly in the Jurassic Park series of movies, something that Waltham claims “struck fear into police everywhere.”


"Police have been working to reform the department ever since a 12 year old child, suspected to be a rogue stegosaurus, was shot and killed last summer."

hahahahahaha

"John Nelson was taken to Idiot General Hospital where he was said to be in “good spirits”. Upon closer examination, he was pronounced dead."

ROFLCOPTER!

[LionsFan20]

i dunno, take a look at what ESPN.com has posted as a headline last night (they have since taken it down):

From the "Maybe This Whole Mike Vick Thing Made Him Change His Mind" file, a headline on ESPN.com reads that 49ers coach Mike "Nolan Won't Blow 49ers No. 1 Pick."

Maybe it's a contract incentive?

Hey 'rilla, how do I get a pic in my sig? Just put an image tag in it?

[a500lbgorilla]

Hey 'rilla, how do I get a pic in my sig? Just put an image tag in it?

[img]CalvinandHobbesstrip[/img]

-'rilla