Ultimate Werewolf

Strange things have been happening in this place at night..........

First SDM was found dead on the village green after being run over with a lawnmower. Then gmml had his leg ripped off and was bludgeoned to death with it. Finally last night old man Warpe had his zimmerframe stolen along with his face.

Speculation about the killer abounds. Was it ISIS? The Illuminati? Aliens? Gary Busey!?!?!?!?

The huge paw marks and clumps of fur found near the victims points to something much more sinister.

WOLVES!

Nobody new comes here and the village quickly realizes that the wolves are already among them. The phones and internet are down and it doesn't take a genius to grasp that the shit has hit the fan.

Everyone has gathered at dhuber's house. For some reason people like to complain to him when things go wrong, almost like he's in charge or something.

wuf is telling anyone who'll listen why Obama should get a third term.

Luco is busy growing his pornstache for Movember.

Keith is fondly remembering that time he was right, you know, EVERY TIME!

BID is playing gabe HU for matchsticks. gabe currently owes 984 sticks because drew is unfathomable.

Ong is putting together his business plan for growing weed. Hopefully Her Majesty the Queen will give it the nod, and then Robert's your mother's brother.

Speaking of mothers, baudib can't stop raving about this new lady he's been seeing. Apparently she has charm, wit, sophistication and a non existent gag reflex.

JKDS is wearing his Micky Mouse jimmies and won't shut up about the great rides.

daven is climbing on the roof, later he's going fishing in the bath.

bigred is scared that he's run out of lolcats, and loldogs just don't give him that same rush. Keybored is saying "Listen kid, back in the day we didn't have memes, or computers, or desks, or clean water, or atheists. Son, we considered ourselves lucky if our father came home and ONLY thrashed us with rusty chains."

MMM is working on his theory of everything, that revenge lynch variable just won't cancel though.

aubrey missed her flight to Santa Fe, so best stay out her way, because she be mad today.

monstrman is eating a big spam sandwich.

rong is considering pawning his wife's wedding ring for capital because he's got a matched betting system that can't fail. Place your bets on how she'll react!


The Village
dhuber
BID
Luco
Ong
wuf
bigred
baudib
JKDS
keith
daven
aubrey
keybored
MMM
gabe
monstrman
rong


Seer
Priest
Tough Guy
8 Regular Villagers
Miller
Cursed Villager
3 Wolves