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  1. 10-08-2012 11:41 AM #1
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    Default box number 5

    Just one button. Press it and get $100 mil guaranteed. But there's a 5% chance an army of ninjas will instantly storm in out of nowhere, strip you down and cut off your cock with a blunt samurai sword that may take 2 or 3 hits to get all the way through.

    Do you press it?
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  2. 10-08-2012 11:50 AM #2
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    How much does dick replacement therapy go for nowadays?
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  3. 10-08-2012 12:17 PM #3
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    95% in my favor? WTF why is this a question?

    Not to mention the philosphical up side to not having a dick.
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  4. 10-08-2012 02:43 PM #4
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    Not even close.
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  5. 10-08-2012 03:21 PM #5
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    Wow! No amount of money has me pressing that button.
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  6. 10-08-2012 04:30 PM #6
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    Half that money has me pressing the button
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  7. 10-08-2012 05:16 PM #7
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    I press the button less than 0% of the time
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  8. 10-08-2012 05:42 PM #8
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    Better Box 5

    You press a button. 50% of the time, you get $2.6 billion American legal tender. After taxes. Cha-ching!

    The other 50% of the time, 75% of every dollar you earn for the rest of your days is taken from you and distributed to all of your ex's.
    Last edited by a500lbgorilla; 10-08-2012 at 08:00 PM.
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  9. 10-08-2012 05:58 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Better Box 5

    You press a button. 50% of the time, you get $2.6 billion American legal tender. After taxes. Cha-ching!

    The other 50% of the time, 75% of every dollar you earn for the rest of your days are taken from you and distributed to all of your ex's.
    This is basically "hit a button and 50% of the time you live in a mansion and 50% of the time you live on a street corner"
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  10. 10-08-2012 06:00 PM #10
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    You clicking?
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  11. 10-08-2012 06:10 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    You clicking?
    Never. Not even with ten percent probability of being fucked. Not even with one percent
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  12. 10-08-2012 06:09 PM #12
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    Money earned definition please.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    Money earned definition please.
    All forms of income.
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    I still can't believe people pressed my version. I wouldn't press rilla's either.
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  15. 10-08-2012 06:33 PM #15
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    no to rilla.
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  16. 10-08-2012 06:36 PM #16
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    The only way I would click either is if I had the balls to kill myself if things went wrong. But I know by now that I will never have the balls to kill myself, and even a single digit probability of living a life of pure doom is way too high a risk
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  17. 10-08-2012 07:36 PM #17
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    I will use the money, to make it a vajayjay.
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  19. 10-08-2012 07:57 PM #19
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    There's no reason ever not to click the magic button.

    It's a magic button.
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  20. 10-08-2012 08:21 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    There's no reason ever not to click the magic button.

    It's a magic button.
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