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We ain't done a would hit in forever NSFW

View Poll Results: Would hit?

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  1. 10-15-2011 12:23 AM #1
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    Default We ain't done a would hit in forever NSFW





    Brah they just keep getting weirder and weirder brah
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  2. 10-15-2011 12:29 AM #2
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  3. 10-15-2011 01:11 AM #3
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    Please find me something I wouldn't hit.
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  4. 10-15-2011 01:26 AM #4
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    no-brainer hit
    Playing big pots at small stakes.
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  5. 10-15-2011 01:39 AM #5
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    errrrr.... it's a cartoon. Otherwise I'd hit it.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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  6. 10-15-2011 03:41 AM #6
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    Pretty sure you want the cartoon version DanArong...

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  7. 10-15-2011 04:02 AM #7
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    If you made a life size cut out, poked some holes in it, glue it on to a one of those blow up dolls, I bet some freaks would buy that.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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  8. 10-15-2011 04:03 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    Pretty sure you want the cartoon version DanArong...

    Why? Are they angry?
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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  9. 10-15-2011 04:05 AM #9
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    Also, that tiger dude is feeling like socially awkward penguin.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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  10. 10-15-2011 12:57 PM #10
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    dude, it's a cartoon.

    obvious hit.
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  11. 10-15-2011 07:56 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo View Post
    Please find me something I wouldn't hit.
    What this man said.
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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  12. 10-15-2011 08:16 PM #12
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    I'm super curious about what happens next in that pic.
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  13. 10-16-2011 03:11 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    I'm super curious about what happens next in that pic.
    The one in the back finishes squeezing out a dookie.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  14. 10-16-2011 03:35 AM #14
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    furrys refer to it as boinking and this is what it would look like

    ?wut
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  15. 11-01-2011 06:42 PM #15
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  16. 11-01-2011 06:57 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    theres like a 90% chance that that's a dude.
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  17. 11-01-2011 08:48 PM #17
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    I disagree

    Those don't look like the hips of a dude
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  18. 11-01-2011 09:12 PM #18
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    Those aren't even the hips of a chick. Suit padding for uber voluptuous
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  19. 11-01-2011 10:15 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    theres like a 90% chance that that's a dude.
    C'mon, really...you guys can't tell that it's a woman?

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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  20. 11-01-2011 10:43 PM #20
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    How do you know that's a girl? Pretty sure the majority of female furries are actually men
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  21. 11-01-2011 11:09 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    theres like a 90% chance that that's a dude.
    look closer, there's a 90% chance that's a chick. Would hit either way.

    And OP is an obv hit. wuffwuggy, we've already had this talk about your easy would hits (but solid thread anyway)
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  22. 11-01-2011 11:10 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    errrrr.... it's a cartoon. Otherwise I'd hit it.
    Are you sure you belong on the internet?
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  23. 11-01-2011 11:14 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
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    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
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  24. 11-01-2011 11:18 PM #24
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    I like to imagine there's alienhumancatwomen that look like that somewhere in the universe. I'd go there.
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    ongies gonna ong
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  25. 11-02-2011 12:18 AM #25
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    lol rilla wins the thread for the kim jong pic
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  26. 11-02-2011 12:39 AM #26
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    did a500lbitch just have a fail
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  27. 11-02-2011 01:27 AM #27
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    Hmm his pics didn't show up for me at first, but now they do. Fairly imaginative when they worked.
    Just dipping my toes back in.
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  28. 11-02-2011 03:04 AM #28
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    lollllllllllll thats great. why the hell didnt they show up at first? i even img'd to new tab

    i bet he saw the500lbfail then edited
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  29. 11-02-2011 09:32 AM #29
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    I demand a name.
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  30. 11-02-2011 12:49 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    How do you know that's a girl?
    Small details in the way that we move vs the way that men move = 99% sure

    If the pic's of a male then he's REALLY fem.

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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  31. 11-02-2011 06:37 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Chick. Yes I would.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Chick. Yes I would.

    Yeah, but your standards are a heartbeat and two (-)(-) {or was one of those optional?)

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shotglass View Post
    Small details in the way that we move vs the way that men move = 99% sure

    If the pic's of a male then he's REALLY fem.
    If it's a guy jumping like that, he's a bottom for sure.
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  34. 11-02-2011 09:51 PM #34
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    His behavior is a little too effeminate to be a furry girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    His behavior is a little too effeminate to be a furry girl
    that's my thinking on the matter.
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  36. 11-02-2011 10:09 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shotglass View Post

    Yeah, but your standards are a heartbeat and two (-)(-) {or was one of those optional?)
    Actually, you got me wrong. This bearlady has nice thighs (that's how I know she's a she). I'm a leg man. A nice pair of tits is a bonus, but not essential. Heartbeat is a must, I don't want rigamortis setting in while I'm giving head.
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  37. 11-02-2011 10:42 PM #37
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    lol nice thighs. padding and framing yo. even the internet's best hips (bria myles obv) dont have that kind of curvature
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  38. 11-02-2011 10:42 PM #38
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    the question isn't if he's a guy or girl, but if he's japanese
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    whoa... at first I laughed, cuz, I mean, lol, ya know? Then I got to the family picture. Now my jaw is hanging open. I don't know what to do with the information that has just been imposed on my brain.
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    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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  45. 11-08-2011 07:34 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo View Post
    Please find me something I wouldn't hit.
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  46. 11-08-2011 11:10 PM #46
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    What is that? Cannot be real, right?
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  47. 11-08-2011 11:25 PM #47
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    THIS THREAD IS AMAZING !!!!

    sooo much wtf going on in hurrrr. is it being posted in the wrong thread?
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