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David Guetta's Equation for Success

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  1. 06-15-2011 09:05 PM #1
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    Default David Guetta's Equation for Success

    1) Bring in famous rapper and famous singer
    2) Create synth techno sounding piano chords that increase and then decrease in half(?) note intervals
    3) Add bass that will be heard by your neighbors a half mile away
    4) Lyrics must be about sex, love, women, mixture of previous three
    5) Make shitty video with hot women and a ton of product endorsements
    6) Profit

    And I love it!

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  2. 06-15-2011 09:08 PM #2
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    BTW, this thread is only for me and bikes. Nerds need not apply
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  3. 06-15-2011 10:51 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    BTW, this thread is only for me and bikes. Nerds need not apply
    so, wait... the thread is for you and bikes, or not? Or you two somehow circumvented the application process?
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  4. 06-16-2011 03:08 AM #4
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    FEEL THE ADRENALINE MOVING UNDER MAH SKIN! ITS AN ADDICTION!

    I really like everything about David Guetta so I really can't criticize. If I were a Purist, I would say his music is all bass and hooks and thus is complete and utter garbage. But I'm not.

    so really all that's left is for me to do is to try to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful. DAMN YOU'S A SEXY BITCH
    Last edited by bikes; 06-16-2011 at 04:15 AM.

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  5. 06-16-2011 08:11 AM #5
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  6. 06-16-2011 09:21 AM #6
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    Um, yes, almost all music that was ever popular was formulaic and, if you wish to define it within specific parameters, simplistic.
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  7. 06-16-2011 10:18 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    BTW, this thread is only for me and bikes. Nerds need not apply
    DIDNT THEY TEACH YOU ENGLISH IN SCHOOL NERD!?!?!?

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  8. 06-16-2011 10:59 AM #8
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    Where is School Nerd?
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    School Nerd is the only place in the world that issues music degrees. People go there to know what they're talking about.
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  10. 06-16-2011 11:53 AM #10
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  11. 06-16-2011 12:09 PM #11
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    Someone more awesome than David Guetta? Tiesto obv

    YouTube - ‪Tiësto - Just Be‬‏
    YouTube - ‪Tiësto feat. CC Sheffield 'Escape Me'‬‏
    YouTube - ‪Three 6 Mafia feat. Tiësto - Feel It (Official Music Video)‬‏
    YouTube - ‪Tiësto feat. Nelly Furtado - Who Wants To Be Alone‬‏
    YouTube - ‪Tiësto feat. Tegan & Sara - Feel It In My Bones‬‏
    YouTube - ‪Tiësto - Knock You Out feat. Emily Haines‬‏
    YouTube - ‪Tiesto feat. BT - Break My Fall‬‏
    YouTube - ‪Tiësto - Love Comes Again‬‏

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  12. 07-08-2011 12:29 PM #12
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    WHERE THEM GIRLS AT?

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  13. 07-09-2011 12:19 AM #13
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    yep pretty much
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