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  1. 03-17-2011 06:35 PM #1
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    Default Wow @ the trump roast

    Anyone else watch this? Snoop was fing hilarious but the J-shore douche bag was one of the most atrocious, cringe worthy experiences I have ever watched.

    Donald Trump roast: Snoop Dogg kills, The Situation gets booed | PopWatch | EW.com
    [00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
    [00:30] <DC> daven
    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

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  2. 03-17-2011 06:38 PM #2
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    Fuck Donald Trump, Fuck The Situation, Fuck Television.

    ...are my thoughts on this matter.
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  3. 03-17-2011 07:20 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Fuck Donald Trump, Fuck The Situation, Fuck Television.

    ...are my thoughts on this matter.
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  4. 03-18-2011 01:37 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Fuck Donald Trump, Fuck The Situation, Fuck Television.

    ...are my thoughts on this matter.
    funny how you know all about them, though, which sucks----I agree with you.

    I watched the roast vids and was entertained. Snoop is the man.


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  7. 03-18-2011 10:21 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSuperficial

    The Situation Jokes You Didn’t Hear on The Donald Trump Roast




    As previously reported, The Situation was invited to the Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump last week where he not only bombed but managed to piss off Snoop Dogg in the process by making a joke about slavery. Immediately there was talk of The Situation being edited out, but within 24 hours Comedy Central began running on-air promos highlighting his onstage flameout. Except not all his “jokes” made it to last night’s broadcast, including the Snoop slavery one, so here they are for your reading pleasure. Via TMZ:
    “I’m not from New Jersey … I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough … not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana … “
    He continued, “Relax, she didn’t even hear it … I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee … have you ever done anything else actually?”
    Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued …
    “Larry King is rockin’ the Armani diaper … Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria’s Secret … panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom … nah, I’m just kidding, he don’t wear condoms, you know that!”
    And it just didn’t stop …
    “I like Larry King … he’s a playa … he actually wrote a book named ‘Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack’ … he got that title from a hooker he was f**king.”
    One last parting shot for Trump:
    “Trump is a good looking dude … if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin’s ears.”
    Is it me or are none of those jokes really that bad in the context of a Comedy Central roast? I don’t want to defend The Situation because the fact there’s a real person on television called “The Situation” is proof that we’re a nation teetering on the brink of collapse, but someone more than likely wrote these jokes for him and he had the balls to perform them in front of seasoned comedians. Except that’s not entirely true because there’s a difference between balls and fully believing you’re Ab Jesus who thinks he should’ve been paid for this gig instead of beaten out back with a pipe. Although, that’s more of a statement on how soft Snoop has gotten. I guess my point is, black guys used to shoot people more often for way less, and now thanks to talk radio, white folk took that from them, too. You gotta fight the power or else we’ll take all your cool shit. That’s the thesis here.
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  8. 03-18-2011 11:57 AM #8
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    Wow, Anthony Jeselnik, wow

    YouTube - Roast Of Donald Trump - Anthony Jeselnik
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  9. 03-18-2011 12:08 PM #9
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    Already a Greg Giraldo joke. And wtf, all of Anthony Jeselnik's jokes are delivered exactly the same.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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  10. 03-18-2011 12:17 PM #10
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  11. 03-18-2011 03:26 PM #11
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