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favorite dumbass sayings....
post your own as well.
Half a bubble off plumb.
Not the brightest crayon in the box.
Couldn't hit water if he fell out a boat!
If I said the moon is made of cheese you would be heading for the cabinet for some crackers.
Cheese done slid off of his cracker.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Dumb as a box of rocks.
The lights are on but no-ones home.
All foam, no beer.
Doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.
He's a few french fries short of a happy meal.
Couldn't Pour Piss Out of a Boot if the Instructions Were Written on the Heel.
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