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--You boys are dumber than a bag of hammers!
--You're the kind of asshat that would fall for a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool!
--No shit captain obvious! Where's your sidekick, Duh?
--Is there a good reason you're not wearing your drool cup and your helmet? (Someone took a swing at me for that one.)
--There's one gal on my team where I work, that every time she says something I go "Bah dum dum, tshhh". It was funny at first, then I got talked to about it by management, now everyone does it. Turns out, I won.
--There's another gal that works in the building, she's responsible for the schedule. Every time she walks bye I hum the Barnum and Baileys circus theme song.
--One of my better friends would just hold his head and scream the word "OWWWWWWWWWWWW" when someone would say something stupid. You could hear this guy in the mall from 5 stores away. "Owwwwww!" Oh, someone must have said something stupid to Greg again.
--I was once told "you know, you're the reason parents eat their young in the wild" My manager. She wasn't kidding.
--It only takes one clown to turn the work place into a circus. Say that next time someone walks in a meeting room.
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favorite dumbass sayings....
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Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
