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Would Hit Round VIII

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  • Would hit

    4 25.00%
  • Would not hit

    9 56.25%
  • Would spit roast + Eiffel tower with dranger

    3 18.75%
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  1. #1

    Default Would Hit Round VIII





    Edit: I fail at posting images, i know. But look at the irony: It's a midget picture with midgets.
  2. #2
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    Story time:

    When I was 16, there was a 27 year old midget that lived across the street, who had a huge crush on my friend (happened to be 6"2).

    One day, we had an amazing plan that we formed because I hadn't seen a live pair of bare titties yet. So, I went on my roof from my bedroom window, my friend convinces her to join him in my room, convinces her to take off her clothes, then yells the secret word: "Andrew!!!!!!!!!" I come jumping in through my window and can't see as much as hoped. She shrieked and ran away.
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    That pic is scary. They look like crunched down versions of two of my ex gf's.

    Would still hit.

    Would not hit on... But wouldn't say no either.
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    drew, that cant be a real story? lol..


    also when I click the pic to get a better look AVG blocks the site saying something about active threats.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    At first all I saw was your avatar and was like then I realized it was midgets and was like
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Would hit. Threesomes are fun. At first in the thumbnail I thought they were conjoined midget sisters. Would also hit. But would that be considered a threesome?
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    I knocked down the walls of this chick that was like 4'11 once. Was mediocre tbh..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    At first all I saw was your avatar and was like then I realized it was midgets and was like
    +1


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    I gotta think about this
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    Man, theres not too many for the midget love at FTR, huh? You guys don't think it would be epic to tear up a midget?
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    Id go for it. Im a bit scared scared tho, that during eiffeltowering one of them there might be dick-to-dick contact somewhere in there stomach area
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Id go for it. Im a bit scared scared tho, that during eiffeltowering one of them there might be dick-to-dick contact somewhere in there stomach area
    Based on this internet description of your penis, I will now hold your manhood in a higher esteem.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
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    midgets scare me, so would not hit.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I knocked down the walls of this chick that was like 4'11 once. Was mediocre tbh..
    Chelle is 4'11".
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I knocked down the walls of this chick that was like 4'11 once. Was mediocre tbh..
    Chelle is 4'11".
    Who did you think he was talking about?
  16. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    midgets scare me, so would not hit.
    +1.
    "This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.

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