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  1. 04-05-2009 03:58 PM #1
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    Default Oh My...{NSFW}

    http://www.kontraband.com/videos/168...ps-It-Up/#show

    Water never looked so tasty!

    {CBAT.. Try to remember to add NSFW. Some people can really get in shit for clicking these links. Even bikinis...jyms}

    EDIT: Oh yeah, I figured no nudity, so NSFW wasn't needed, then I realized what a boss of mine would do if he saw me watching this lol. My bad.
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  2. 04-05-2009 04:08 PM #2
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  3. 04-05-2009 04:31 PM #3
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    nsfw ldo..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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  4. 04-05-2009 11:16 PM #4
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  5. 04-05-2009 11:21 PM #5
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    Dang I've never seen a snapping turtle eat a damn bird before http://www.kontraband.com/videos/168...s-Pigeon/#show

    Thats impressive
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  6. 04-05-2009 11:34 PM #6
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    he snipes that thing
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  7. 04-06-2009 10:37 AM #7
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    lol um, it's a video of her drinking out of a faucet.. really? like, they didn't have any sexier ideas?
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  8. 04-06-2009 10:54 AM #8
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    great...you ruined it for me...gg gmml.....ahh. fuck it..i'll check it out....
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  9. 04-06-2009 10:56 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    lol um, it's a video of her drinking out of a faucet.. really? like, they didn't have any sexier ideas?
    But didn't you see how fucking sexy that faucet is? And that water looks amazing.. Oh and she's almost nakie.
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  10. 04-06-2009 11:14 AM #10
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    It is a hell of a faucet. Don't think I could afford that faucet.
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  11. 04-06-2009 11:15 AM #11
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    Call me back if they have one where she's lapping milk out of a saucer.
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  12. 04-06-2009 11:34 AM #12
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    you guys are so fucking sexist it makes me sick.
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  13. 04-06-2009 12:22 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    lol um, it's a video of her drinking out of a faucet.. really? like, they didn't have any sexier ideas?
    ^^^^^this^^^^

    and ffs clean up a little. Like I want to see a trash bag hanging from the door and tennis shoes all over the place (yea the video was boring enough that my eyes wandered).
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  14. 04-06-2009 01:32 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    you guys are so fucking sexist it makes me sick.
    as a guy you are either sexist or gay. i choose sexist.
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  15. 04-06-2009 01:32 PM #15
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    the vid is meh, btw
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  16. 04-06-2009 01:49 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    you guys are so fucking sexist it makes me sick.
    Only against chicks.
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  17. 04-06-2009 09:05 PM #17
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    ya, this video was pretty lame... its like maxim minus the barely funny sarcastic "journalism."
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  18. 04-06-2009 10:27 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    the vid is meh, btw
    are you serious? don't you have a closet to exit or something? WOW! LOL
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  19. 04-06-2009 10:47 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetlemon69
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    the vid is meh, btw
    are you serious? don't you have a closet to exit or something? WOW! LOL
    LOLLOL I KNOW BRO RIGHT?!?!?!
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  20. 04-07-2009 01:39 AM #20
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    This did nothing for me. Ten years ago I wouldve fapped. Is it an age thing, am I desentized from too much weird internet pr0n, have I caught teh bigred, or all of the above?
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  21. 04-07-2009 01:52 AM #21
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    Im opedipus bitch, the original balla.
    No telling how much porn star chicks hate their job at times. They are "forced" to do some of the stupidest shit. I mean obviously they are making money, but still, they have to feel stupid when they are asked to do something like in the OP video.

    But that is under the assumption that wimmenz think and all that.
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  22. 04-07-2009 02:00 AM #22
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    LAME!
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  23. 04-07-2009 02:22 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    But that is under the assumption that wimmenz think and all that.
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    But that is under the assumption that wimmenz think and all that.
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    But that is under the assumption that wimmenz think and all that.
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    But that is under the assumption that wimmenz think and all that.
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  25. 04-07-2009 10:27 PM #25
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    Damn, sorry to dissapoint!

    I thought it was pretty sexy.

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    lololololol thanks for ruining the thread Stacks
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    This did nothing for me. Ten years ago I was straight

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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    i wud rather get bro raped than hafta stay hard for that hideous monster
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