Which BANNED FTR Poster do you miss the most?

[lolzzz_321]

Hi

[bode]

PO$$E$$ED, but Muxy is a close second.

[Galapogos]

I chose Po$$e$$ed too. I wouldn't say Muxy is my second favorite though. He was kinda there and posted alot, but wasn't really funny or anything, not unlike myself. What about the guy that always posted that crazy turtle? Or Ake?

[flomo]

P$

why isn't ripjgotti on the list?

[a500lbgorilla]

DukeSoccer was the O.G.

[gabe]

rippy ez

[bode]

i agree that ripjohngotti should be on there.

[UG]

That one guy with the name of PU$$Y he was nice

[a500lbgorilla]

obv was PO$$

[Warpe]

PO$$E$$ED, but Muxy is a close second.

[WildBobAA]

Muxy, he was always nice to me and he had some mad photoshop skills.

[LimpinAintEZ]

po$$e$$ed - guess the guys who have been around a long time know the others better though....i can't forget the Tao of Poker though - and i never got to read Rippy's stuff, so i don't know much about him -

Bob's avatar is really throwing 138MPH? LOL

[givememyleg]

possessed

[Renton]

po$$e$$ed

[Xianti]

Triptanes

[bigred]

Triptanes

Damn I was going to put this.

[mrhappy333]

i agree that ripjohngotti should be on there.

and dont forget
Kpederson, Ima guessing y'all fogot about em.

[Lukie]

POSSESSED HOLLA AT A NIGGA

[Lukie]

also how do DukeSoccer??? and That python guy???? make the list over good ol' lambchop

[givememyleg]

lambchop was never banned silly lukie

[lambchopdc]

also how do DukeSoccer??? and That python guy???? make the list over good ol' lambchop

hi

[TripsChaos]

ripjohngotti was hilarious

i was wondering what happened to possesed

why was he banned if it can be discussed?

[bigspenda73]

also how do DukeSoccer??? and That python guy???? make the list over good ol' lambchop

hi

i heard u make mucho mobnies, need an apprentice?

I could be porkchopd

[boost]

LMBTFTS

[Lukie]

haha goddamn, good memories. and i could have sworn lamb got banned.

[a500lbgorilla]

also how do DukeSoccer??? and That python guy???? make the list over good ol' lambchop

LOLOLOL are you kidding me? DukeSoccer is the greatest banned poster in the history of the forum. He's the reason we can all mod all forums.

[lolzzz_321]

Python guy

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?p=35042

[Fnord]

rippy ez

Mixed feelings here.

Marty was on a collision course with life tilt + busto. I hope he was able to get his life back together.

[Lukie]

rippy ez

Mixed feelings here.

Marty life tilt'd + busto'd. I hope he was able to get his life back together.

fyp

[gabe]

rippy ez

Mixed feelings here.

Marty was on a collision course with life tilt + busto. I hope he was able to get his life back together.

sure made the forum more interesting though!

[SaulPaul]

whos this Dukesoccer guy? couldnt find anything on him in my lame attempt.

no mention of bailey? i thought he was funny before he got banned for the first time. dont usually like immature humour, but he was so incessant and unrelentless in it, it started to become funny. he was a dedicated man

[a500lbgorilla]

DukesSoccer admitted to and defended vehemently his practice of colluding online. When the forum expressed it's feelings on this fact, DukesSoccer began spamming threads with soft-core porn pics in them.

[Geanosssss]

I move that the winner of this poll becomes un-banned...


Can this be done? Because if it can, I think it should

[TheFaucet]

sup guys I'm new here
who is this PO$$E$$ED character he sounds cool

[Warpe]

welcome back

[boost]

sup guys I'm new here
who is this PO$$E$$ED character he sounds cool

welcome back

ha.

[Warpe]

sup guys I'm new here
who is this PO$$E$$ED character he sounds cool

welcome back

ha.

actually, PO$$ was smarter and classier...

this is more like...well...nvm

[givememyleg]

welcome back for the 5th time

[Harry]

I miss muxy

[boost]

sup guys I'm new here
who is this PO$$E$$ED character he sounds cool

welcome back

ha.

actually, PO$$ was smarter and classier...

this is more like...well...nvm

if its not po$$ he should be banned on principal.

[IowaSkinsFan]

It's clearly Po$$e$$ed.

[bode]

It's clearly Po$$e$$ed.

can we petition Xianti to reinstate the PO$$E$$ED account? Its only fair since he won the poll.

[Geanosssss]

can we petition Xianti to reinstate the PO$$E$$ED account? Its only fair since he won the poll.

[mcatdog]

No one else voted for jfish? He's a good strategy poster and he seems like a good guy.

I'm not sure why but whenever Lukie posts about Ripptyde I start laughing and can't stop.

[Pythonic]

Read that Python49 link, hilarious. No connection to me though.

[Galapogos]

It's clearly Po$$e$$ed.

can we petition Xianti to reinstate the PO$$E$$ED account? Its only fair since he won the poll.

Po$$e$$ed was a self-inflicted voluntary ban.

[a500lbgorilla]

Read that Python49 link, hilarious. No connection to me though.

That's like saying Barrack Obama is not the same as Osama bin Laden!

[lambchopdc]

rippy ez

Mixed feelings here.

Marty was on a collision course with life tilt + busto. I hope he was able to get his life back together.

Lol sorry but I found this too funny to keep to myself. I get a random IRC pm or an AIM from rippy every 3 or 4 months. Usually i just ignore him but this time I was really bored and felt like having some fun.

Session Start: Thu Jun 28 01:32:23 2007
Session Ident: DMK
[01:32] Session Ident: DMK
[01:32] <DMK> LOL still a 'mod' on IRC...lmao too bad you havent won shit since thr donkfest....you fuckin fag boy donk....suck my fat cock
[01:32] <DMK> lol lmabchop
[01:32] <lambchop> HU?
[01:32] <DMK> what a queer
[01:32] <lambchop> HU?
[01:33] <lambchop> heads up?
[01:33] <DMK> obv you cant play high limits
[01:33] <lambchop> name the stakes?
[01:33] <DMK> 1 hit wonder fag boy
[01:33] <lambchop> come on pussy
[01:34] <DMK> go ahead ban me from irc....this is your only way to flex your dick
[01:34] <lambchop> put your money where your mouth is?
[01:34] <DMK> you'rea a joke
[01:34] <lambchop> scared?
[01:34] <DMK> your OPR tells the story
[01:34] <lambchop> opr?
[01:34] <DMK> shitty luckbox with one donkfest
[01:35] <lambchop> so play me heads up, should be easy money since i'm a donk
[01:35] <DMK> lolol @ not knowoing what OPR is
[01:35] <DMK> u r such a douche faggot
[01:35] <lambchop> lets settle this heads up
[01:35] <DMK> nice record since you won 88K
[01:35] <lambchop> yah im a fish
[01:36] <DMK> all I see is 0...0...00....000..0000.0000 ...0
[01:36] <lambchop> so play me HU
[01:36] <DMK> your roi sucks my cock
[01:36] <DMK> 1 gimpfest
[01:36] <lambchop> so play me heads up
[01:36] <lambchop> or are u broke?
[01:36] <DMK> why dont you suck my fat penis heds up
[01:37] <DMK> i know (judging from your ROI since your donkfest) is -EV
[01:37] <DMK> 0, 0 ,0 ,0 ,0 ,0
[01:37] <lambchop> yah the average of 1 donkament i play a week
[01:37] <lambchop> just play me HU
[01:37] <DMK> without your luckbox second place ...you are a fucking zero
[01:37] <lambchop> my -ROI means profit for u amirite?
[01:38] <DMK> i noticed that you havent won shit for months
[01:38] <DMK> months
[01:38] <DMK> hey congrats on chasoing the dream donk boy
[01:38] <lambchop> funny i've been winning 1.5k a day for the past week since i got back from vacation
[01:38] <lambchop> how much have u won?
[01:39] <DMK> lmao i see your opr you havent won shit
[01:39] <DMK> you are a tilt boy
[01:39] <lambchop> hahahaha
[01:39] <DMK> hey but at least u are a mod on this channel
[01:39] <lambchop> play me heads up
[01:40] <DMK> you got that goin for you you fuckin quee
[01:40] <DMK> r
[01:40] <lambchop> heads up?
[01:40] <DMK> sit in some IRC channel as a 'mod'
[01:40] <lambchop> heads up pussy
[01:40] <lambchop> ill play you heads up for your bankroll
[01:40] <lambchop> any day
[01:40] <lambchop> any time
[01:41] <DMK> you are a fucking queer wanna bee one hit wonder fag boy with a fat skank gf
[01:41] <lambchop> HU for rollz?
[01:41] <DMK> your 2007 roi is sad
[01:41] <lambchop> HU for rollz?
[01:41] <DMK> one donkament for 88K which has been tanking ever since
[01:41] <lambchop> HU for rollz?
[01:42] <DMK> you are a loser
[01:42] <lambchop> SO PLAY ME HU IF IM A LOSER
[01:42] <DMK> suck my cock lamb...you are a piece of shit donkboy
[01:42] <lambchop> then u can say once and for all that U > me
[01:43] <DMK> nice -ROI in 2007
[01:43] <DMK> in other words
[01:43] <DMK> 1 hit wonder fag boy
[01:43] <lambchop> sorry i play cash and take money off tilting tourney donks like u
[01:43] <DMK> your ROI is a joke
[01:43] <lambchop> yah i'm a losing donkament player, your point?
[01:44] <DMK> exactly........lamb >> loser suck boy
[01:44] <DMK> 1 hit wonder
[01:44] <DMK> that was your one and only score
[01:44] <lambchop> ok so when we playin HU?
[01:44] <DMK> too bad you lost most of it back
[01:44] <lambchop> ok so when we playin HU?
[01:44] <DMK> oops
[01:44] <lambchop> ok so when we playin HU?
[01:44] <DMK> I saw your opr
[01:44] <DMK> you are a fucking disaster
[01:44] <lambchop> ok so when we playin HU?
[01:44] <DMK> 1 hit wonder faggot
[01:45] <lambchop> ok so when we playin HU?
[01:45] <DMK> gl in the WSOP Im sure you'll FT
[01:45] <lambchop> ok so when we playin HU?
[01:45] <DMK> lol fucking retard mirc fag boy
[01:45] <lambchop> ok so when we playin HU?
[01:46] <DMK> hey but at at least u are still an admin on an MIRC channel
[01:46] <lambchop> see main chat
[01:46] <lambchop> see main chat
[01:46] <DMK> suck on my fat foreskin you fucking douchebag
[01:46] <lambchop> ok so when we playin HU?
[01:46] <DMK> u tanked ur roll already fag
[01:47] <DMK> 88K done
[01:47] <lambchop> ok so when we playin HU?
[01:47] <DMK> I saw your opr
[01:47] <DMK> you are losing your ass
[01:47] <DMK> no scores since the donkfest
[01:47] <lambchop> ok so when we playin HU?
Session Close: Thu Jun 28 02:31:20 2007

[01:43] * DoGGz has joined #flopturnriver
[01:43] * L sets mode: +o DoGGz
[01:45] <DoGGz> hey rippy
[01:45] <DoGGz> you in vegas?
[01:46] <lambchop> rippy wont play me HU
[01:46] <lambchop> he's scared
[01:47] <DoGGz> *broke
[01:47] <DoGGz> rippy if you are in vegas we should go to the rhino some night
[01:47] <DMK> doggz stop shaving your eyebrows
[01:48] <DoGGz> k
[01:48] <DoGGz> Seriously lets go out and get drunk
[01:48] <DMK> ya seriously
[01:48] <lambchop> and then play me heads up
[01:49] <DMK> sorry Im too busy letting lamb know he is a fucking special olympian
[01:49] <DoGGz> I'll even pay for the night
[01:49] <DoGGz> So for one night in your life you'll know what it's like to be a winner in life.
[01:49] <DMK> lol @ his record since his donkament 2nd
[01:49] <DMK> so sad
[01:49] <lambchop> play me heads up rippy
[01:49] <lambchop> u fucking pussy
[01:50] <DMK> Im a winner just knowing I wont live my life looking like a chemo therapy poster child
[01:51] <lambchop> wow u really are a pussy
[01:51] <DoGGz> offer stands whenever
[01:51] <lambchop> all talk no action
[01:51] <DoGGz> I live in vegas so let me know if you are in town
[01:51] <DoGGz> you clearly know how to find me
[01:51] * DoGGz has left #flopturnriver
[01:51] <DMK> lamb whats pathetic is still sitting on your throne as the MIRC poster fag boy
[01:51] <lambchop> heads up?
[01:52] <DMK> your OPR speaks for itself
[01:52] <DMK> sad
[01:52] <lambchop> your does too
[01:52] <lambchop> playing $3.23 tourneys
[01:52] <lambchop> BALLA
[01:52] <DMK> yea my 75% career roi
[01:53] <DMK> one 2nd place donkamanent
[01:53] <DMK> and you are a hero lol
[01:53] <DMK> fuckin retard'
[01:53] <DMK> you are a loser donk piec eof shit
[01:53] <DMK> period
[01:53] <DMK> not much debate there
[01:54] <DMK> your results are (um) well other than your donkament 2nd you got nothing.....in other words a loser one hit wonder piece of shit
[01:54] <lambchop> and i've made more in the last 6 weeks than u've made since 2004
[01:54] <lambchop> tourney donk
[01:54] <lambchop> 26k profit in 3 years
[01:54] <lambchop> god thats sad
[01:54] <fatb> haha
[01:55] <fatb> its rippy
[01:55] <lambchop> yah lol
[01:55] <fatb> wheres my fucking 40$
[01:55] <fatb> you piece of shit
[01:55] <lambchop> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[01:55] <DMK> such a lie
[01:55] <fatb> i never forget debt
[01:55] <DMK> i saw your opr you havent won dick
[01:56] <lambchop> rippy
[01:56] <lambchop> have u ever heard of cash games?
[01:56] <lambchop> u realize they dont track those?
[01:56] <DMK> fatb gtfo nobody is talking yo your n00b pos ass ....gtfo back to hubble land
[01:56] <lambchop> fatb makes more than u fish
[01:56] <fatb> lol last time i checked you played 10$ sngs
[01:57] <lambchop> he's been playing $6.50 45 man sngs lately
[01:57] <fatb> balla
[01:57] <lambchop> BALLA
[01:57] <DMK> all I see is you winning nothing
[01:57] <lambchop> rippy is your IQ even over 50?
[01:58] <lambchop> i play cash games
[01:58] <lambchop> i win pots bigger than your bankroll every 10 minutes
[01:58] <DMK> lol yea lamb u the man nice tilt on OPR since the million
[01:58] <lambchop> r
[01:58] <lambchop> i
[01:58] <lambchop> p
[01:58] <lambchop> p
[01:58] <lambchop> y
[01:58] <DMK> cash game my ass you are a fucking gimp faggot
[01:59] <lambchop> H
[01:59] <lambchop> U
[01:59] <lambchop> 4
[01:59] <lambchop> R
[01:59] <lambchop> O
[01:59] <lambchop> L
[01:59] <lambchop> L
[01:59] <lambchop> Z
[01:59] <lambchop> N
[01:59] <lambchop> O
[01:59] <lambchop> W
[01:59] <fatb> I CHALLENGE U 2
[01:59] <DMK> oh and you fuck fat skanks
[01:59] <DMK> ur gf
[01:59] <DMK> lol
[01:59] <fatb> actually he isnt my gf.
[01:59] <DMK> ur gf iming me
[01:59] <DMK> loool
[01:59] <lambchop> HU 4 ROLLZ??
[02:00] <DMK> so sad
[02:00] <lambchop> yah it is
[02:00] <lambchop> u wont play me HU
[02:00] <lambchop> i wanted ez money
[02:00] <DMK> hows that 158K doin fuckstain
[02:00] <DMK> all I see is donking it away
[02:00] <lambchop> HU 4 rollz?
[02:00] <DMK> slowly but surely
[02:00] <lambchop> HU 4 rollz?
[02:01] <DMK> your ROI in the last 60 days is fucking pathetic'
[02:01] <DMK> lose lose lose
[02:01] <lambchop> lol how many donkaments have i played rippy?
[02:01] <lambchop> tell me
[02:01] <lambchop> how many
[02:01] <DMK> face it you suck cock
[02:01] <lambchop> tell me
[02:01] <lambchop> plz tell me
[02:01] <lambchop> i dont wanna look
[02:01] <DMK> lick cock
[02:02] <lambchop> oh wait
[02:02] <DMK> lol @ you still surfing an IRC channel where you are 'King'
[02:02] <lambchop> 1 of them was a $1050 buyin
[02:02] <lambchop> thats more than u've spent in....
[02:02] <lambchop> hmmm
[02:02] <lambchop> months
[02:02] <DMK> oh yea you busted out from that one too
[02:02] <DMK> no scores for ages
[02:02] <DMK> you fucking suck dude
[02:02] <lambchop> ok rippy i suck
[02:02] <DMK> one wsop seat back in may thats it
[02:02] <lambchop> i admit it
[02:02] <fatb> why do you call us fags ? all your talkin about is dicks. lolo get out of the closet
[02:02] <lambchop> i suck
[02:02] <DMK> yea you do fag boy
[02:03] <lambchop> ok so we agree that i suck right?
[02:03] <fatb> CMON RIPPY
[02:03] <DMK> and your fat gf is a fucking skank
[02:03] <fatb> yah ofc u suck
[02:03] <lambchop> so if i suck
[02:03] <lambchop> shouldnt u want to play me HU
[02:03] <DMK> dude your record sucks end of story
[02:03] <lambchop> and double your miserable little bankroll?
[02:03] <fatb> i suck to rippy
[02:03] <fatb> challengeeeee me
[02:03] <DMK> 1 big score...the rest >> I suck
[02:03] <lambchop> fatb will u give him double or nothing after me?
[02:03] <DMK> fatb I dont even know who u are
[02:03] <DMK> nor do I care
[02:04] <lambchop> u should
[02:04] <DMK> gtfo noob fag boy
[02:04] <lambchop> u owe him $40
[02:04] <DMK> youy are a nobody
[02:04] <lambchop> who are u rippy?
[02:04] <lambchop> plz show me your fame
[02:05] <DMK> lamb is one of these gimp faggots who donks his way deep in a tourney and thinks his cock smells like strawberries
[02:05] <DMK> but has no skills
[02:05] <lambchop> SO FUCKING PLAY ME HU U PUSSY
[02:05] <DMK> his roi proves that
[02:05] <lambchop> U ARE A 40+ YEAR OLD WASHED UP WASTE OF LIFE
[02:05] <lambchop> WHO SUCKS AT POKER
[02:05] <DMK> one big donk cash and he thinks he is champ lol
[02:05] <lambchop> AND IS TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO ACCEPT A CHALLENGE
[02:05] <DMK> since then....NOTHING
[02:05] <DMK> NOTHING
[02:05] <DMK> 0.00
[02:05] <DMK> 0,00
[02:05] <DMK> 0,00
[02:06] <lambchop> rippy if u beat me HU i will post on every forum that i suck and u are the greatest
[02:06] <DMK> FUCKING GIMP FAGGOT
[02:06] <DMK> lamb when do you plan on making another FT
[02:06] <XoteR> lambchop will you do it if I beat you to?
[02:06] <DMK> sometime this century ?
[02:06] <DMK> your record is a fucking joke man
[02:06] <fatb> http://home.no/fatb/lolballaYO.png
[02:07] <fatb> your record is stunning to ripp
[02:07] <DMK> if it wasnt for that one miracle.....you would be a losing player
[02:07] <DMK> how does that feel
[02:07] <DMK> knowing that without 1 good finish you basically suck hairy ass
[02:07] <fatb> how do you play 3.8k sngs 10$ and under and STILL are money down ?
[02:07] <lambchop> HU4ROLLZ?
[02:07] <lambchop> fatb i wonder that too
[02:08] <fatb> another question is why havent you suicidedddddd yet
[02:08] <DMK> take away that one cash and lamb is basically the biggest fucking gimp of all time
[02:08] <fatb> enough about how much lamb suck , im telling you that you suck
[02:08] <fatb> now ANSWER
[02:08] <XoteR> DMK stars nick?
[02:09] <fatb> your avg profit is ... 0$ ?
[02:09] <lambchop> xoter its ripptyde
[02:09] <XoteR> rippyturd?
[02:09] <XoteR> ok
[02:09] <DMK> lol @ still being a 'mod' on IRC for a website nobody gives a flying fuck about
[02:09] <fatb> now your changing the subject again
[02:09] <lambchop> HU4ROLLZ?
[02:09] <lambchop> thats all he does fatb
[02:09] <DMK> fatb yea keep thinking sharkscope means anything
[02:10] <fatb> well it proves SOMETHING doesnt it?
[02:10] <lambchop> LOL WAIT
[02:10] <lambchop> so sharkscope means nothing???
[02:10] <DMK> lamb how about heads up for you getting on your knees and sucking my cock you 1 hit wonder donk faggot
[02:10] <lambchop> but OPR means everything???
[02:10] <lambchop> hahahahahahahaahah
[02:10] <fatb> now hes back talking bout dicks
[02:10] <fatb> geez
[02:10] <lambchop> just admit u're a pussy rippy
[02:10] <lambchop> or broke
[02:10] <lambchop> 1 of the 2
[02:10] <DMK> I admit that you are a one hit wonder piece of shit
[02:11] <DMK> with no results since
[02:11] <DMK> period
[02:11] * Retrieving #flopturnriver modes...
[02:11] <DMK> end of story
[02:11] <DMK> bing
[02:11] <lambchop> lol donkaments
[02:11] <XoteR> DMK sad that a "one hit wonder" can make more money then you
[02:11] <XoteR> isnt it?
[02:11] <DMK> so STFU and go fuck your fat girlffriend
[02:11] <fatb> but you still has 0% ROI
[02:11] <DMK> lol @ sharkscope
[02:11] <lambchop> he's made 26k since june 04
[02:11] <DMK> I dont play SnG's youy fucking retard
[02:11] <lambchop> in mtts and sngs on stars
[02:12] <lambchop> thats like way below the poverty line
[02:12] <fatb> yay
[02:12] <lambchop> how do u eat rippy?
[02:12] <lambchop> dumpster dive?
[02:12] <DMK> yea lamb nice roi for 2007
[02:12] <fatb> 26k - 3years
[02:12] <fatb> nh
[02:12] <DMK> basiacally you havent won shit for god knows how long lmao
[02:12] <fatb> 1/3 of what mcdonalds robots make
[02:12] <lambchop> i'm up more than that in the last 3 months how about u fatb?
[02:12] <DMK> like I said...one hit wonder piece of shit
[02:12] <fatb> not far away
[02:13] <fatb> and i dont even play much ldo
[02:13] <fatb> LDo
[02:13] <DMK> dude u are a joke
[02:13] <DMK> seriously
[02:13] <lambchop> dude $166/week
[02:13] <lambchop> wow
[02:13] <DMK> a joke
[02:13] <lambchop> thats like half a buyin haha
[02:13] <fatb> lolo
[02:13] <fatb> nh ripp
[02:14] <DMK> wait let me sit back and stfu so lambfag can tell us all how successful he is...lmao
[02:14] <lambchop> rippy i DROPPED DOWN and made 3k in the last 24 hours
[02:14] <fatb> doesnt take much to beat you atleast.
[02:14] <DMK> oh wait he hasnt won shit for 8 mo's nm
[02:14] <DMK> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok you 'dropped down' LMAO
[02:15] <DMK> you fucking idiot
[02:15] <DMK> nice opr
[02:15] <DMK> here is your story
[02:15] <DMK> won on a donkfest
[02:15] <fatb> have you 'moved up' ?
[02:15] <DMK> 58K or sum shit
[02:15] <DMK> lose
[02:15] <DMK> lose
[02:15] <DMK> lose
[02:15] <DMK> lose
[02:15] <fatb> no wait your still stuck at 10$ sngs
[02:15] <DMK> stop playing
[02:15] <DMK> lose
[02:15] <DMK> lose
[02:15] <DMK> lose
[02:15] <DMK> stop playoing
[02:16] <fatb> its spelled playing
[02:16] <DMK> win a seat at the WSOP
[02:16] <lambchop> rippy are u saying u dont believe i play cash games?
[02:16] <DMK> lose some more
[02:16] <DMK> face it fag boy
[02:16] <DMK> you are a 1 hit wonder
[02:16] <DMK> notyhing more
[02:16] <lambchop> rippy i will guarantee i've won bigger pots this week than your entire cash assets + bankroll
[02:16] <DMK> no Im saying I dont give a flying fuck and that I know you are a gimp
[02:17] <lambchop> a gimp who makes a shitton more money than u, a man twice my age
[02:17] <lambchop> who's in the same business
[02:17] <DMK> o rly
[02:17] <DMK> sorry all I see is shit for your recent results
[02:17] <DMK> 0, 0 ,
[02:17] <DMK> 0
[02:17] <DMK> 0
[02:17] <lambchop> are u that dumb?
[02:17] <DMK> 0
[02:17] <DMK> 0
[02:17] <lambchop> seriously?
[02:17] <DMK> 0
[02:17] <DMK> 0
[02:17] <DMK> 0
[02:17] <lambchop> like does your brain not work?
[02:18] <XoteR> lambchop why dont just ban him?
[02:18] <DMK> whatever man youy are a fucking faggot
[02:18] <fatb> but..
[02:18] <fatb> ripptyde 4,766 $0 $12 1% -$286 Tilt
[02:18] <lambchop> cuz its funny
[02:18] <lambchop> to let the 45 year old loser go off
[02:18] <DMK> atta boy Fat
[02:18] <DMK> thats right
[02:18] <XoteR> lambchop lol?
[02:18] <XoteR> noway he is 45
[02:18] <lambchop> dude he is lol
[02:18] <fatb> haha are you 45 years old?
[02:18] <DMK> my ROI speaks for itself
[02:18] <lambchop> i swear to god he's in his 40s
[02:18] <lambchop> u want me to get a picture?
[02:18] <XoteR> lol
[02:18] <XoteR> sick
[02:18] <XoteR> sure
[02:18] <DMK> lamb is a poser
[02:18] <fatb> and goes crazy on irc with people half hes age lol
[02:18] <DMK> and he is fucking a fat skank
[02:19] <XoteR> and you are a faggot?
[02:19] <DMK> the guy fucks fat chicks....nuff said
[02:19] <DMK> it doesnt matter he sucks at poker
[02:19] <DMK> he bangs fatties
[02:19] <XoteR> ok
[02:19] <DMK> lol @ lambs record
[02:19] <lambchop> http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5412/baglu9.jpg - thats his real face (NSFW)
[02:19] <DMK> redefined >> 1 hit wonder
[02:20] <XoteR> lol
[02:20] <XoteR> haha
[02:20] <DMK> seen it before
[02:21] <lambchop> http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5308/jewjobbv2.gif (NSFW)
[02:21] <lambchop> better picture
[02:21] <DMK> lamb face it dude.....you luckboxed a 2nd place in the Million and have been tanking hard ever since
[02:21] <DMK> you havent won shit since then
[02:21] <XoteR> haha
[02:21] <DMK> all you do is troll IRC
[02:21] <DMK> with your fag boy buddies
[02:22] <DMK> youy are a zero
[02:22] <fatb> and you are a 1%er
[02:22] <XoteR> DMK why do you suck black cock?
[02:22] <DMK> lol yea the second one is funny
[02:23] <DMK> loooool @ sharkscope......yea you fucking jerkweeds who give any credibility to SS are fucking clueless retards
[02:23] <DMK> lololl @ SS
[02:23] <DMK> try my OPR
[02:23] <DMK> it rips apart lambfags stats
[02:24] <DMK> and all of yours or that matter
[02:24] <DMK> you idiots
[02:24] <DMK> suck my balls
[02:24] <lambchop> dude yours is awful
[02:24] <fatb> see now your a fag.
[02:24] <DMK> especially you fag boy lamb
[02:24] <fatb> you want lamb to suck your dick
[02:24] <fatb> whatever floats your boat sir.
[02:25] <DMK> so pathetic....lamb prides himself on being the mod of this IRC channel
[02:25] <lambchop> http://www.officialpokerrankings.com...97122.html?t=2
[02:25] <DMK> yea thats right bitch
[02:25] <lambchop> Profit: 26,863
[02:25] <DMK> yep
[02:25] <lambchop> been tracking since july 14, 04
[02:25] <lambchop> so 3 years
[02:25] <lambchop> 26k
[02:25] <lambchop> $166/week
[02:25] <DMK> without your donkfest you are sucking my cok.....lol ohhh but wait lets see what lambfag has done since then
[02:25] <DMK> oh wait
[02:25] <DMK> nothing
[02:25] <DMK> oh yea
[02:26] <DMK> ziltch
[02:26] <lambchop> i've won $70k in low stakes cash games
[02:26] <DMK> one wsop seat and about 30K in tourney losses
[02:26] <DMK> GTFO you fucking gimp faggot
[02:26] <DMK> yada yada yada
[02:26] <lambchop> rippy i can make $100/hr at 100nl
[02:26] <DMK> youy are a faggot
[02:26] <lambchop> your hourly rate is like $1.50
[02:27] <DMK> gee funny how you havent won shit for 6 months
[02:27] <lambchop> illegal aliens wouldnt even take your earnings
[02:27] <lambchop> rippy, tourneys are for donkeys
[02:27] <lambchop> thats why they call them donkaments
[02:27] <DMK> hey lamb......enjoy being the king of your little cyber fag community of FTR fag boys.....you are a the King of the chumps
[02:28] <fatb> atleast the chumps make more $ then you.
[02:28] <DMK> you dont play tourneys because you know you suck cock at them
[02:28] <lambchop> way more lol
[02:28] <lambchop> no i dont play tourneys cuz i could make more playing 50nl in 1 year than u could make at tourneys in 2
[02:29] <fatb> how does it feel to know that a bunch of chumps/moraaans/fags make more money then you ?
[02:29] <DMK> fatb...nobody is addessing you....who the fuck are you anyway...go back to the hubble freeroll you fucking fanboy faggot
[02:29] <lambchop> good question
[02:29] <lambchop> hahaha
[02:29] <fatb> lol
[02:29] <lambchop> fatb plays 400nl rippy
[02:29] <lambchop> can u even afford the buyin?
[02:29] <fatb> and i rrrr winnning Ldo
[02:30] <fatb> yay your biggest score this month was stunning 349$
[02:30] <DMK> you gimps are boring me......GL trying to win another big tourney lamb.......your record speaks for itself.....oh wait I wont smack talk your fat skank gf
[02:30] <lambchop> damn rippy
[02:30] <lambchop> holy shit
[02:30] <lambchop> +$584 in last 120 days
[02:30] <lambchop> hahahaha
[02:30] <fatb> sick
[02:30] <lambchop> and thats all u play is donkaments???
[02:30] <lambchop> ROFL
[02:31] <fatb> i can spot 1 55$ buyin
[02:31] <lambchop> dude how the fuck could u possibly come in challenging me on OPR records when u've won $584 in 4 months?
[02:31] <fatb> a bunch of 6 12 1.1!
[02:31] <lambchop> i made 3x that today
[02:31] <lambchop> literally
[02:32] <fatb> lol 1.1$ donkaments
[02:32] <fatb> and you busted 44 out of 45
[02:32] <fatb> solid
[02:33] <lambchop> dude i cant get over that
[02:33] <lambchop> +$584 in 4 MONTHS
[02:33] <lambchop> hahahahaha
[02:33] <fatb> rofffl
[02:33] <lambchop> fatb wanna flip for $584?
[02:33] <fatb> sure
[02:33] <fatb> FLIP 4 ROLLZ?
[02:33] <fatb> ok maby not.
[02:34] <fatb> but HU 4 rollz vs rippy go
[02:34] <DMK> whats so sad is lamb relishing his 'mod' status on IRC....like he is the king of this insignifigant IRC channel.....but I guess I can under stand that considering he hasn't won a fucking thing for 6 months on the tourney scene....ohhhh but I guess he is killing cash games...lmao whatever the fuck ever the guy is a clueless fucktard with a fat skank for a gf.....
[02:34] <fatb> yay you only used 5 min to write that
[02:34] <lambchop> HAHAHA
[02:34] <lambchop> u type slow rippy
[02:34] <fatb> and half of it is just ..
[02:34] <fatb> ...
[02:34] <fatb> .........
[02:34] <DMK> the truth takes time
[02:34] <fatb> yah doesnt it ripp
[02:35] <DMK> truth : lamb is a gimp
[02:35] <lambchop> hey rippy i almost forgot
[02:35] <lambchop> what happened to 06?
[02:35] <lambchop> the year of the tyde?
[02:36] <lambchop> ok im going to bed
[02:36] <lambchop> time to ban the fool
[02:36] * lambchop sets mode: +b *!*@c-76-20-24-144.hsd1.ca.comcast.net
[02:36] * Timer 1 activated
[02:36] * Timer 1 halted
[02:36] * DMK was kicked by lambchop (lol 45 y/o POS)

[givememyleg]

good god that man has problems...........

[givememyleg]

good god that man has problems...........

why has no one else lold

[boost]

hahah I just read it all, rippy is such a life donk.

heres one of the many gems:

<DMK> all you do is troll IRC

[mcatdog]

As much as I don't like the guy, I would prefer if that chat log not be posted here when all it does is make Rippy look bad. I can understand why lambchop posted it here because Rippy's been more of an ass to him than to anyone else.

[boost]

As much as I don't like the guy, I would prefer if that chat log not be posted here when all it does is make Rippy look bad. I can understand why lambchop posted it here because Rippy's been more of an ass to him than to anyone else.

dban

[Renton]

[01:50] <DMK> Im a winner just knowing I wont live my life looking like a chemo therapy poster child

[Fnord]

[01:50] <DMK> Im a winner just knowing I wont live my life looking like a chemo therapy poster child

Wow, that's inspired.

[taipan168]

i agree that ripjohngotti should be on there.

HE'S BAAAAAACCK!

[bode]

i agree that ripjohngotti should be on there.

HE'S BAAAAAACCK!

say what?

[IowaSkinsFan]

wait you can make $100 an hour at 100nl?

Show me stats please.

[lambchopdc]

wait you can make $100 an hour at 100nl?

Show me stats please.

It depends on a couple factors, mainly RB, if you have 30% rb, your rb alone is about 3 cents per hand. 9 tabling is about 725 hands per hour so u'd need about 5.4 ptbb/100 to get $100/hr. Its one of those things tho, a lot of people could do this, but the people who could move up long before they get to that point.

[konahead]

I never understood why some posters thought ripptyde was a good role model for poker strategy - he's got a 0% ROI and a loss of ($730) over 5000+ sngs. As we know, he's a wild man - but that doesn't work as well as some would be led to believe.

I'm sure he's a nice enough guy, but every post I saw saying "look how bad the other guy played" was actually a wicked suckout by rippy.

That's why I miss his posts....

[vqc]

TheFaucet is the correct answer.

[TheFaucet]

[Lukie]

LOL WTF

[Jack Sawyer]

holy shit he's 40+? one would never guess ...

[spoonitnow]

Bump for commune digest.

[bode]

good bump. <3 PO$$E$$ED

[flomo]

i wonder how muxy has been doing?

[spoonitnow]

I think he's in Ventrilo occasionally. Not sure though.

[animal_chin]

I miss reDZill4 the most.

[will641]

I miss the OG rocco the most.

fyp

[DaddyDeez]

I miss the OG rocco the most.

fyp

O God rocco made the forums more spiritual imo

I miss rippy the least
I think he made a case for folding AA preflop once

[pantherhound]

captain obviousss, ldo

[Renton]

i don't think he's banned

[bode]

was that DOGGZ or lambchop?