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    What would you want?

    Me, I like it simple.

    A nice thick new york strip
    with mushrooms cooked in butter garlic, and caramelized onions.
    Side of french fries

    Chocolate pudding pie for dessert.
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    I'd want cyanide. Fuckers won't get ME.

    But cyanide after a cheeseburger.
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    Unicorn. They can't kill me until after, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Unicorn. They can't kill me until after, right?
    You know they'll just truck in a horse with a paper towel roll glued to his melon, right? You can't fight city hall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Unicorn. They can't kill me until after, right?
    You know they'll just truck in a horse with a paper towel roll glued to his melon, right? You can't fight city hall.
    This would be funny though, amirite?
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    Chicken wings or chinese buffet.
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    That thing. Um, used to eat it all the time back in the day. Um, oh yea, pussy. That's it.
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    Just back in the day? Dude, get on that.
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    I want an invisibility cloak like in harry potter, and a steak.
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    i'm drinking the good stuff for my last meal
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    i'm drinking the good stuff for my last meal
    What a shocker.
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    brisket ftw, although a very close 2nd would be a pimped out seafood dish involving LOTS of oysters on the half shell.
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    For food you all can join me at redhook ballfields(latin american food) for lunch and then a few drinks and dogs at PDT finishing the night eating at momofuku ssam bar

    i don't want no fancy funeral just one like old king tut


    for will641 pork and oysters at ssam bar
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    that's what the fuck i'm talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    that's what the fuck i'm talking about.

    that dish costs $200
    http://www.momofuku.com/ssam/menu.asp

    redhook ballfields


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    Is that you in your avatar???
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    Is that you in your avatar???
    avatar is quint from jaws
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Is that you in your avatar???
    plz tell me this is a level?

    also flomo, if you ever need to move again come to austin. you would freakin love it here.
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    Was a joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Was a joke.
    2 people i have met in real life have asked me if that was me
    i use the same avatar on a fishing forum
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    also flomo, if you ever need to move again come to austin. you would freakin love it here.
    i do neeed to move again, july 2010
    don't know where yet, but will def be leaving NYC
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    definitely a half-pound cheesebuger with fries

    funny I almost made this thread a few days ago
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    fettuchini (sp?) alfredo (sp?)

    with seafood

    like: salmon, shrimp, scallops, squid, and crab.

    oh and a 12oz. NY striploin, with mashed potatoes and caramalized (sp?) onions and portabello (sp?) mushrooms.

    Pumpkin pie dessert.
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    everyone knows you soil yourself when you get electrocuted

    obv that means eat something ridic. nasty so the man has to clean it up
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    tacos
    some thick seasoned fries
    chocolate cake with peanut butter frosting for dessert.

    all made by my mom because mom is the best cook ever, right?
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    My mom's lasagna. I'm sure I could eat myself to death if there was enough lasagna.
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    Proper British Roast dinner (beef), with all the trimmings. Bottle of Petrus to wash it down.

    Treacle Tart for pudding, loads of Cornish clotted cream. Bottle of Sauternes for that.

    Full Cheese platter with a Vintage Port.

    I'd die of excess calories before the fuckers got me.
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    I would want to eat Drew's avatar. Holy shit is that ass hot!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    also flomo, if you ever need to move again come to austin. you would freakin love it here.
    i do neeed to move again, july 2010
    don't know where yet, but will def be leaving NYC


    why do you have to move in 2010?..........
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    IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!
    and i probably will go with a kobe beef double cheese buger ...in n' out french fries......four lobster claws.....choclate brownies with cream cheese filling......and a tall jim beam black n coke.......and..to finish it all off...an order of those 3 mile island fire fuckin hot wings from hooters..with a hot hooters girl feedin me....
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    Quote Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    also flomo, if you ever need to move again come to austin. you would freakin love it here.
    i do neeed to move again, july 2010
    don't know where yet, but will def be leaving NYC


    why do you have to move in 2010?..........
    wife's job ends then , along with the housing deal
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    oh i see.....good luck on the move......
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    also flomo, if you ever need to move again come to austin. you would freakin love it here.
    i do neeed to move again, july 2010
    don't know where yet, but will def be leaving NYC


    why do you have to move in 2010?..........
    wife's job ends then , along with the housing deal
    What do you do again, abduct little boys in central park?
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    i'll be waiting for you at the conservatory pond, my usual hiding spot is in the bushes by alice
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    I actually can't wait for Spring. Going to do the ol booze and sleep at Central Park thing.
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    a sheet of acid?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    a sheet of acid?
    this seemed like a good answer for a second, but then i realized how bad of a trip it would end up being since you know you are about to die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frosst
    baja beef gordita meal, make the taco soft, with mountain dew to drink
    Oh man this! Then you're gonna shit everywhere when you die!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    a sheet of acid?
    this seemed like a good answer for a second, but then i realized how bad of a trip it would end up being since you know you are about to die.
    LOL. that would suck, but you would probably die from a sheet of acid right? so fuck the needle, go out with a bang!
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    Seafood marinara followed by crab legs followed by fillet mignon obv.

    oh yeah seasoned fries as well.

    ?wut
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    jeez.. you people need to eat some good food, so that when this question is asked for real you dont go and waste your last meal on this crap.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    a sheet of acid?
    this seemed like a good answer for a second, but then i realized how bad of a trip it would end up being since you know you are about to die.
    seems like a matter of perspective imo.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    Proper British Roast dinner (beef), with all the trimmings. Bottle of Petrus to wash it down.

    Treacle Tart for pudding, loads of Cornish clotted cream. Bottle of Sauternes for that.

    Full Cheese platter with a Vintage Port.

    I'd die of excess calories before the fuckers got me.

    lol i really didnt understand a word here.
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    I think I'd probably just have king crab legs until I couldn't stuff anymore inside of me, and a lot of mojitos.
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    Man you guys are weak. Your last meal and you want a burger and fries or some other crap u can pick up anywhere for 5 bucks whenever you feel like it? Deanglow at least had some idea there with the Fat Duck, personally I'd prolly opt for something like this:

    Crème brûlée of foie gras with Tonga beans
    Alain Soliveres (chef)
    1990 Louis Roederer Cristal

    Tartar of Kobe beef with Imperial Beluga caviar and Belons oyster
    Antoine Westermann
    1995 Krug Clos du Mesnil

    Mousseline of pattes rouges crayfish with morel mushroom infusion
    Alain Soliveres
    2000 Corton-Charlemagne, Domaine Jean François Coche-Dury

    Tarte Fine with scallops and black truffle
    Antoine Westermann
    1996 Le Montrachet, Domaine de la Romanée-Conti

    Lobster Osso Buczco
    Jean-Michel Lorain
    1985 Romanée-Conti, Domaine de la Romanée-Conti

    Ravioli with guinea fowl and burrata cheese, veal reduction
    Annie Feolde
    1961 Château Palmer

    Saddle of lamb “Léonel”
    Marc Meneau
    1959 Château Mouton Rothschild

    Sorbet “Dom Pérignon”

    Supreme of pigeon en croute with cèpes mushroom sauce and cipollotti
    Heinz Winkler
    1961 Château Haut-Brion

    Veal cheeks with Périgord truffles
    Heinz Winkler
    1955 Château Latour

    Imperial gingerbread pyramid with caramel and salted butter ice-cream
    Jean-Michel Lorain
    1967 Château d’Yquem
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoccoBill
    Man you guys are weak. Your last meal and you want a burger and fries or some other crap u can pick up anywhere for 5 bucks whenever you feel like it? Deanglow at least had some idea there with the Fat Duck, personally I'd prolly opt for something like this:

    Crème brûlée of foie gras with Tonga beans
    Alain Soliveres (chef)
    1990 Louis Roederer Cristal

    Tartar of Kobe beef with Imperial Beluga caviar and Belons oyster
    Antoine Westermann
    1995 Krug Clos du Mesnil

    Mousseline of pattes rouges crayfish with morel mushroom infusion
    Alain Soliveres
    2000 Corton-Charlemagne, Domaine Jean François Coche-Dury

    Tarte Fine with scallops and black truffle
    Antoine Westermann
    1996 Le Montrachet, Domaine de la Romanée-Conti

    Lobster Osso Buczco
    Jean-Michel Lorain
    1985 Romanée-Conti, Domaine de la Romanée-Conti

    Ravioli with guinea fowl and burrata cheese, veal reduction
    Annie Feolde
    1961 Château Palmer

    Saddle of lamb “Léonel”
    Marc Meneau
    1959 Château Mouton Rothschild

    Sorbet “Dom Pérignon”

    Supreme of pigeon en croute with cèpes mushroom sauce and cipollotti
    Heinz Winkler
    1961 Château Haut-Brion

    Veal cheeks with Périgord truffles
    Heinz Winkler
    1955 Château Latour

    Imperial gingerbread pyramid with caramel and salted butter ice-cream
    Jean-Michel Lorain
    1967 Château d’Yquem
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    culinary masterpieces from the middle of last century? No thanks. I mean, Im sure its awesome, but we've come a long way since the dawning of nouvelle cuisine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoccoBill
    Man you guys are weak. Your last meal and you want a burger and fries or some other crap u can pick up anywhere for 5 bucks whenever you feel like it? Deanglow at least had some idea there with the Fat Duck, personally I'd prolly opt for something like this
    well contrary to all the meals you just showed, most people don't associate with them. most people identify really well with the simple stuff that they have had routinely throughout their life, so its only natural to desire it for their last meal. also im sure most if not all felons on death row have no clue what meals are served in fine dining
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    CoccoBill: I'm coming to your execution, no wai you can drink all that vino
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoccoBill
    Man you guys are weak. Your last meal and you want a burger and fries or some other crap u can pick up anywhere for 5 bucks whenever you feel like it?
    Minutes before death, I'm probably not going to appreciate subtle flavours, earthy undertones and creative presentation. I'm going to go the comfort food route.

    Also, again, you ask for that stuff, you'll get some cheap imitation of your menu. The unicorn was more realistic.
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    I still think choosing the food that causes you to have the smelliest poop when you die is the nuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by CoccoBill
    Man you guys are weak. Your last meal and you want a burger and fries or some other crap u can pick up anywhere for 5 bucks whenever you feel like it?
    Minutes before death, I'm probably not going to appreciate subtle flavours, earthy undertones and creative presentation. I'm going to go the comfort food route.

    Also, again, you ask for that stuff, you'll get some cheap imitation of your menu. The unicorn was more realistic.

    coco bill is brought to his last meal table
    he sits down and notices a large plastic tarp under him
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    It's a tarp!

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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    culinary masterpieces from the middle of last century? No thanks. I mean, Im sure its awesome, but we've come a long way since the dawning of nouvelle cuisine.
    Maybe my sarcasm detector is defective but those are some of the rarest most expensive wines on the planet, not old food.

    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    well contrary to all the meals you just showed, most people don't associate with them. most people identify really well with the simple stuff that they have had routinely throughout their life, so its only natural to desire it for their last meal. also im sure most if not all felons on death row have no clue what meals are served in fine dining
    Yes, some people just want something they grew up with, something they associate with happy times etc. yadda yadda. I would like my last meal to be something of an experience, something ordinarily beyond my means, something special.

    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    CoccoBill: I'm coming to your execution, no wai you can drink all that vino
    Well to be honest, I'd rather take the wines than the food and be comfortably hammered for the rest of my life with $2000 bottles of wine.
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    what's up boost?
    you OK?
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    i would eat this monster of a meal. watch past the annoying commercial.


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