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  1. 01-23-2009 01:31 AM #1
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    Default Am I the Fuckin Fish?

    What's up? I leave the table for a few minutes and when I get back the table is dead. It makes me feel like the only reason the other players were there was because they wanted my money! LOL
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  2. 01-23-2009 08:36 AM #2
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    This happened to me once on 5 out of 8 tables. I took a 5 min. break, and when I came back most of the tables are empty. It's creepy.
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  3. 01-23-2009 11:03 AM #3
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    akward silence ensues.
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    Well clearly you didn't spot the sucker at the table...
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  5. 01-23-2009 12:29 PM #5
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    I've had it on both ends of the spectrum my man. When I'm in spew mode, they're lining up to bait the hook. However, I recently cleared out an entire full ring table... and the ones I didn't completely felt left with their tails tucked. Sure, I was on a roll but I was actually playing off my opponents weaknesses. What a freaking concept, kinda makes ya wonder...
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  7. 01-23-2009 01:17 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    Well clearly you didn't spot the sucker at the table...
    That is a very good rule. If you can not spot the sucker....it is probably you. A good time to leave a table is when nobody are making any big mistakes.

    Also, people leaving your table after you left does not necessarily mean anything.
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    Default Re: Am I the Fuckin Fish?

    Quote Originally Posted by PlayToWin
    Am I the Fuckin Fish?
    probably
    don't raise with the straight flush bro, nobody ever gonna call that shit
    allin, reload, repeat

    please read: http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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  9. 01-23-2009 04:44 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    Well clearly you didn't spot the sucker at the table...
    Unless you went to the bathroom and happened to look in the mirror.
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  10. 01-23-2009 05:06 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    Well clearly you didn't spot the sucker at the table...
    Unless you went to the bathroom and happened to look in the mirror.
    didn't spot the sucker at the table
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    Quote Originally Posted by AFchung
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    Well clearly you didn't spot the sucker at the table...
    Unless you went to the bathroom and happened to look in the mirror.
    didn't spot the sucker at the table
    [ ] sense of humor

    or

    Tebow Says: THAT'S A FUCKING JOKE AND YOU BETTER GO FIGURE IT OUT BEFORE I SMACK YOU WITH MY GIGANTIC PHALLUS
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  12. 01-23-2009 07:53 PM #12
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    if u think ur d fish leave and try and find some smaller ones
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  13. 01-24-2009 03:43 AM #13
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    Seriously though, what stakes did this happen at? Since you posted in BC I'm going to assume it's at a stake where the fish:shark ratio is extremely high. If so, this is probably just a coincidence. Why would a group of good players all sit at the same table to target one fish when they can each sit at a different table with 8 fish and no other sharks?
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  14. 01-24-2009 03:50 AM #14
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    people aren't table selecting at these levels, just a coincidence
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    Quote Originally Posted by Airles™
    I've had it on both ends of the spectrum my man. When I'm in spew mode, they're lining up to bait the hook. However, I recently cleared out an entire full ring table... and the ones I didn't completely felt left with their tails tucked. Sure, I was on a roll but I was actually playing off my opponents weaknesses. What a freaking concept, kinda makes ya wonder...
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  16. 01-24-2009 01:34 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    akward silence ensues.
    Thanks for all the replies. The quote above gave me a good laugh. Anyway, I did this as a "fun" post, not a serious post. I'm not that paranoid to think I'm the biggest fish at 5NL. But, as Oskar said, when it happens it's a little creepy.
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  17. 01-24-2009 11:21 PM #17
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    I'm glad I could be there for you. Now get back to the table before I have to go find other fishies.
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  18. 01-26-2009 12:53 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by AFchung
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    Well clearly you didn't spot the sucker at the table...
    Unless you went to the bathroom and happened to look in the mirror.
    didn't spot the sucker at the table
    [ ] sense of humor

    or

    Tebow Says: THAT'S A FUCKING JOKE AND YOU BETTER GO FIGURE IT OUT BEFORE I SMACK YOU WITH MY GIGANTIC PHALLUS
    I agree with Tebow here. Sorry lmao
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