Before you laugh, hear me out.

First you have to realize that YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY PERFORMANCE FUCKING POKER, OK? Seriously guys, you sit around and make fun of a PROVEN 99% EFFECTIVE SYSTEM for making CONSISTENT PROFITS at the most popular poker game at this point in time, No-Limit Hold'em.

Do you even know what THE NINETEEN FUCKING HANDS SYSTEM IS ALL ABOUT? It's about boom ship it holla, be a fuckin' balla, take your money and fuck your bitch poker. No one else EVER has promoted a system that is ANYWHERE CLOSE TO BEING THIS EFFECTIVE.

I used to make fun, but then I actually read some of the book, AND I AM HOOKED. This is by far the most PROFITABLE thing out there for No-Limit Hold'em since RAKEBACK.

Thoughts?