Select Page
Poker Forum
Over 1,292,000 Posts!
Poker ForumFTR Community

Unofficial FTR Movie Quotes Thread

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 75 of 224

Hybrid View

Previous Post Previous Post   Next Post Next Post
  1. #1
    Molinero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    318
    Location
    In The General Vicinity of Dallas

    Default Unofficial FTR Movie Quotes Thread

    Ok, here's the game...Try to stump everyone by posting the most obscure movie quotes you can remember.

    GOOD EXAMPLES:

    "Now clean it up, you spolied Guinea brat!"

    "I read about them in 'Forbes'."

    "I am but a shadowy reflection of you..."


    OK EXAMPLES:

    "Leave the gun; take the canoli."

    "I negotiate multi-million deals for breakfast; I think I can handle this Eurotrash."

    "Oh, my friends, I am so pleased you are not dead!"

    BAD EXAMPLES:

    "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

    "Yippy-ki-yay, motherf***er!"

    "Snakes...why'd it have to be snakes?"

    OK? So...GO!
    "We thought you was a toad!"
    -- O Brother Where Art Thou?
  2. #2
    Guest
    Bet you won't get this one:

    'Back to you, fuckers!'
  3. #3
    "Its gone.. its done. Its over now"
  4. #4
    Molinero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    318
    Location
    In The General Vicinity of Dallas
    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    Bet you won't get this one:

    'Back to you, fuckers!'
    The Wall?
    "We thought you was a toad!"
    -- O Brother Where Art Thou?
  5. #5
    euphoricism's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    5,383
    Location
    Your place or my place
    GOD Almighty.. dwarf, thats like.. nope.. don't know. God!
    <Staxalax> Honestly, #flopturnriver is the one thing that has improved my game the most.
    Directions to join the #flopturnriver Internet Relay Chat - Come chat with us!
  6. #6
    Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Molinero
    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    Bet you won't get this one:

    'Back to you, fuckers!'
    The Wall?
    Wrong.

    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    GOD Almighty.. dwarf, thats like.. nope.. don't know. God!
    Correct.
  7. #7
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    "I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool."

    -'rilla
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  8. #8
    Molinero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    318
    Location
    In The General Vicinity of Dallas
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    "I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool."

    -'rilla
    Fightclub.

    Come on, Rilla...you can do better than that!
    "We thought you was a toad!"
    -- O Brother Where Art Thou?
  9. #9
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    I just wanted to start off with a good one.

    -'rilla
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  10. #10
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    "There's a lot of statues in Europe you haven't bought yet."
    "You can't blame me. They've been making statues for some two thousand years, and I've only been collecting for five. "

    -'rilla
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  11. #11
    Molinero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    318
    Location
    In The General Vicinity of Dallas
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    "There's a lot of statues in Europe you haven't bought yet."
    "You can't blame me. They've been making statues for some two thousand years, and I've only been collecting for five. "

    -'rilla
    ooh...now that's a good one! It sounds familiar... 'Citizen Kane'?
    "We thought you was a toad!"
    -- O Brother Where Art Thou?
  12. #12
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    Correct! Uh, lemme see if I can squeeze another out.

    "Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."

    And if you need another hint. Below:

    The funny thing is: on the outside, I was an honest man straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.

    -'rilla
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  13. #13
    I think that Shawshank Redmption , but not positive!!





    God Bless America
  14. #14
    michael1123's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Posts
    1,328
    Location
    Rochester Hills, MI
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    "Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."
    You didn't need a hint for this one at all. Its the first one I knew immediately outside of ones in the first post.

    The Shawshank Redeption

    edit: stolen from me while I was typing!!!
  15. #15
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    "You "heroes" killed a dozen people this week. What are you going to do next week?"
    "Kill a dozen more."

    Last one for now.

    -'rilla
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  16. #16
    "Pussys don't like dicks, because pussys get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just wanna shit all over everything. Pussys think they can deal with an asshole their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick. With some balls.. The problem with dicks, is that sometimes they fuck to much, or fuck when it isn't approiate. And it takes pussys to show them that. But sometimes, pussys become so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussys are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy crazy world, but I do know, if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have all our dicks and our pussys all covered in shit."

    Easy one.. but I just wanted to type it
  17. #17
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    Quote Originally Posted by Estrop
    "Pussys don't like dicks, because pussys get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just wanna shit all over everything. Pussys think they can deal with an asshole their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick. With some balls.. The problem with dicks, is that sometimes they fuck to much, or fuck when it isn't approiate. And it takes pussys to show them that. But sometimes, pussys become so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussys are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy crazy world, but I do know, if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have all our dicks and our pussys all covered in shit."

    Easy one.. but I just wanted to type it
    Orgazmo?

    -'rilla
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  18. #18
    Molinero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    318
    Location
    In The General Vicinity of Dallas
    "I'm hungry. You hungry? Let's go get a taco."
    "We thought you was a toad!"
    -- O Brother Where Art Thou?
  19. #19
    TylerK's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Posts
    1,870
    Location
    PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
    Wait, so is it supposed to be obscure quotes from well-known movies, or just quotes from semi-obscure movies?
    TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
  20. #20
    Molinero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    318
    Location
    In The General Vicinity of Dallas
    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    Wait, so is it supposed to be obscure quotes from well-known movies, or just quotes from semi-obscure movies?
    either one will do.
    "We thought you was a toad!"
    -- O Brother Where Art Thou?
  21. #21
    Sed's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    1,014
    Location
    Wastin' away again in margaritaville....
    Caine and Hackman in the same movie together! This is my thesis, man, this is my closing arguments! I can stop watching TV!!!

    - sed


    No fear, go deep or go home!
  22. #22
    Muxy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    2,505
    Location
    Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    Bet you won't get this one:

    'Back to you, fuckers!'
    Bruce Almighty

    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    "You "heroes" killed a dozen people this week. What are you going to do next week?"
    "Kill a dozen more."

    Last one for now.

    -'rilla
    Magnum Force

    Quote Originally Posted by Molinero
    "I'm hungry. You hungry? Let's go get a taco."
    Reservoir Dogs
  23. #23
    Sed's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    1,014
    Location
    Wastin' away again in margaritaville....
    If you wanna be profound, if you really gotta justify, take a breath and look around, a lot of folks deserve to die!


    No fear, go deep or go home!
  24. #24
    "Like a blind man in an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out"
  25. #25
    ^^Little shop of horrors?
  26. #26
    Sed's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    1,014
    Location
    Wastin' away again in margaritaville....
    yep... got it


    Quote Originally Posted by koality
    "Like a blind man in an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out"
    Naked Gun ???


    No fear, go deep or go home!
  27. #27
    Caine and Hackman in the same movie together! This is my thesis, man, this is my closing arguments! I can stop watching TV!!!
    hey sed, isn't that PCU?? what a great flick, jeremy piven, the 36 yr old college student.

    how about this one:

    "Orange whip?...orange whip?...THREE ORANGE WHIPS!!"
    "But they were suited?!?! You idiot!!"
  28. #28
    "No. You're not a bad person. But sometimes you can be a real cunt."

    Probably easy, but I wanted to type it out too.

    Big Lick
  29. #29
    Real easy but...

    "You cock juggling thunder cunt"

    and next the not so easy...

    "Just remember who your brothers are. The Brothers!"

    Better hint:
    "You ever shoot at firemen? Put your mouth on the curb. Now say godnight!"
    Superb play sir...I always call 20% of my stack off with a gutshot draw. Excuse me while I race for my wallet.
  30. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by poskid_1982
    Real easy but...

    "You cock juggling thunder cunt"

    and next the not so easy...

    "Just remember who your brothers are. The Brothers!"

    Better hint:
    "You ever shoot at firemen? Put your mouth on the curb. Now say godnight!"
    The second one is American History X

    Big Lick
  31. #31
    Quote Originally Posted by FyrFytr998
    Quote Originally Posted by poskid_1982
    Real easy but...

    "You cock juggling thunder cunt"

    and next the not so easy...

    "Just remember who your brothers are. The Brothers!"

    Better hint:
    "You ever shoot at firemen? Put your mouth on the curb. Now say godnight!"
    The second one is American History X
    Did u need the second hint? Because if not...Gold Star for u
    Superb play sir...I always call 20% of my stack off with a gutshot draw. Excuse me while I race for my wallet.
  32. #32
    lolzzz_321's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Posts
    7,476
    Location
    My ice is polarized
    Quote Originally Posted by Estrop
    "Pussys don't like dicks, because pussys get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just wanna shit all over everything. Pussys think they can deal with an asshole their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick. With some balls.. The problem with dicks, is that sometimes they fuck to much, or fuck when it isn't approiate. And it takes pussys to show them that. But sometimes, pussys become so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussys are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy crazy world, but I do know, if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have all our dicks and our pussys all covered in shit."

    Easy one.. but I just wanted to type it
    Team America
  33. #33
    yes, the naked gun one is right[/quote]
  34. #34
    person a: Basiclly the rule of thumb here is…

    person b: Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900’s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

    person a: Can’t do much damage with that then can we? Perhaps it shoulda’ been the rule of wrist.
  35. #35
    lolzzz_321's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Posts
    7,476
    Location
    My ice is polarized
    Quote Originally Posted by stunt
    person a: Basiclly the rule of thumb here is…

    person b: Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900’s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

    person a: Can’t do much damage with that then can we? Perhaps it shoulda’ been the rule of wrist.
    Ask Boon on this one...
  36. #36
    "So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
    These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
    Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fu** off."
  37. #37
    Doc: Come on where's your manners Danny what would your old mum say?
    Danny: [smiles] Fuck me!
    Doc: Wish I met her.
  38. #38
    ake's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    1,086
    Location
    Compton - L.A
    Quote Originally Posted by huh-wat
    "So, you are obviously the big dick and the..."
    Snatch, great quote



    How about these?

    "My attorney understands this concept, despite his racial handicap"


    This one is a little harder

    Person A
    No! No! Don't touch it. That's a very important work of art. What the
    bloody hell do you want?

    Person B
    You see, madam, I am part of an international student's contest to see
    who can get the most points for selling magazines.
  39. #39
    Legendash's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Posts
    585
    Location
    Crypto 6max 100NL
    You can't fight in here, This is the war room!
    "[This theory] is only useful for helping to calculate your luck odds. If you have a good read that you have a numerical advantage against your opponent, that your hand is "luckier"..."

    Copyright, Youngdro 2007.
  40. #40
    Molinero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    318
    Location
    In The General Vicinity of Dallas
    Quote Originally Posted by Legendash
    You can't fight in here, This is the war room!
    TOO EASY!

    Dr. Strangelove
    "We thought you was a toad!"
    -- O Brother Where Art Thou?
  41. #41
    Molinero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    318
    Location
    In The General Vicinity of Dallas
    "So...you were having sex with the little fella?"
    "We thought you was a toad!"
    -- O Brother Where Art Thou?
  42. #42
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
    "Better listen to him. He's pre-med."

    -'rilla
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  43. #43
    lolzzz_321's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Posts
    7,476
    Location
    My ice is polarized
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
    "Better listen to him. He's pre-med."

    -'rilla
    Animal Hous3
  44. #44
    Triptanes wrote:

    stunt wrote:
    person a: Basiclly the rule of thumb here is…

    person b: Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900’s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

    person a: Can’t do much damage with that then can we? Perhaps it shoulda’ been the rule of wrist.
    Better ask boon on this one...
    im sure he would agree that its an awesome movie
  45. #45
    Person A: "My brothers gonna kill us. He's gonna kill us, he's gonna kill you, then he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us."

    Person B: "Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes."

    Person A: "My brothers gonna shit."

    Person B: "Ugh! make up your mind dude, is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?"

    Person A: "First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us."
  46. #46
    Muxy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    2,505
    Location
    Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
    Quote Originally Posted by Aceofone
    Person A: "My brothers gonna kill us. He's gonna kill us, he's gonna kill you, then he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us."

    Person B: "Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes."

    Person A: "My brothers gonna shit."

    Person B: "Ugh! make up your mind dude, is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?"

    Person A: "First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us."
    Fast Times At Ridgemont High?
  47. #47
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Fast Times At Ridgemont High?
    *taps nose*
  48. #48
    "So ... you hired a dick to find an asshole."
  49. #49
    Muxy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    2,505
    Location
    Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
    Quote Originally Posted by LeFou
    "So ... you hired a dick to find an asshole."
    Seen this movie a little while ago Barfly.
  50. #50
    "They took the bar! They took the whole fucking bar!"
    || The shows over. A lot of people look pissed. ||
  51. #51
    I think this one will be hard...

    "Goddess Diana I offer to you the jizzum of the one i woo'ed for you"

    "when the hell has America ever been fair you know we might be right every once in a while but we're very rarely fair"

    those are both from the same movie...
  52. #52
    Molinero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    318
    Location
    In The General Vicinity of Dallas
    Quote Originally Posted by
    I think this one will be hard...

    "Goddess Diana I offer to you the jizzum of the one i woo'ed for you"

    "when the hell has America ever been fair you know we might be right every once in a while but we're very rarely fair"

    those are both from the same movie...
    *YAWN*

    "Four Rooms"
    "We thought you was a toad!"
    -- O Brother Where Art Thou?
  53. #53
    Molinero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    318
    Location
    In The General Vicinity of Dallas
    "Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine."


    AND

    Nobody answered one I posted earlier:

    "So...you were having sex with the little fella?"
    "We thought you was a toad!"
    -- O Brother Where Art Thou?
  54. #54
    ake's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    1,086
    Location
    Compton - L.A
    No one knew the ones I posted earlier?

    How about these? Same movie


    - Would you like to hear today's specials?
    - Not if you want to keep your spleen.

    You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

    My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfill my needs
  55. #55
    Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by ake
    No one knew the ones I posted earlier?

    How about these? Same movie


    - Would you like to hear today's specials?
    - Not if you want to keep your spleen.

    You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

    My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfill my needs
    Silence of the Lambs?
  56. #56
    Quote Originally Posted by Molinero
    "Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine."


    AND

    Nobody answered one I posted earlier:

    "So...you were having sex with the little fella?"
    Is that from Fargo?
  57. #57
    Molinero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    318
    Location
    In The General Vicinity of Dallas
    Quote Originally Posted by koality
    Quote Originally Posted by Molinero
    "Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine."


    AND

    Nobody answered one I posted earlier:

    "So...you were having sex with the little fella?"
    Is that from Fargo?
    one of them is....and the other?
    "We thought you was a toad!"
    -- O Brother Where Art Thou?
  58. #58
    Quote Originally Posted by Molinero
    Quote Originally Posted by koality
    Quote Originally Posted by Molinero
    "Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine."


    AND

    Nobody answered one I posted earlier:

    "So...you were having sex with the little fella?"
    Is that from Fargo?
    one of them is....and the other?
    One of my favorite movies... The Big Lebowski
  59. #59
    Quote Originally Posted by Molinero
    Quote Originally Posted by
    I think this one will be hard...

    "Goddess Diana I offer to you the jizzum of the one i woo'ed for you"

    "when the hell has America ever been fair you know we might be right every once in a while but we're very rarely fair"

    those are both from the same movie...
    *YAWN*

    "Four Rooms"
    WHY YOU LITTLE *chokes Molinero* [/simpsons reference]
  60. #60
    Staresy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    1,448
    Location
    Following the Herd to 6-Max Land
    How about ....

    "... this town stinks like a whorehouse at low tide" ??
    BLOG!;
    READ
    COMMENT
  61. #61
    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    How about ....

    "... this town stinks like a whorehouse at low tide" ??

    That would be The Untouchables.

    Heres an easy one:

    "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega. "

    Get your own operations graphic here:
    http://operations.talkingapes.com
  62. #62
    Quote Originally Posted by stunt
    person a: Basiclly the rule of thumb here is…

    person b: Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900’s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

    person a: Can’t do much damage with that then can we? Perhaps it shoulda’ been the rule of wrist.
    Ha u fucktard

    "ah fuck you, and fuck you too"
  63. #63
    "tell me about an ambush. tell me about an ambush. I ambushed you into fuckin coffee."
  64. #64
    "Need was the ultimate monkey"

    From one of my favorite movies of all time
  65. #65
    Molinero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    318
    Location
    In The General Vicinity of Dallas
    Quote Originally Posted by Fortune 500

    Heres an easy one:

    "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega. "
    Mallrats.
    "We thought you was a toad!"
    -- O Brother Where Art Thou?
  66. #66
    Want me to dipa-size your meal for 25 cents?

    Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
  67. #67
    a500lbgorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    28,082
    Location
    himself fucker.
    Supertroopers

    -'rilla
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  68. #68
    1. "We gotta grease man!"

    2. "Garson means boy."

    3. "You do drugs Danny?"

    4. "I can't swim!"... "Hell the fall will probably kill ya'!"

    Those are pretty easy... but try & wrap your head around this one!

    5. "Y'all dont' play no hippity hoppity... left my wallet in El Segundo... or songs where they spell the name all funny do ya' ?"

    Good luck!
  69. #69

    3. "You do drugs Danny?"
    Caddyshack

    Get your own operations graphic here:
    http://operations.talkingapes.com
  70. #70
    Quote Originally Posted by HepCat
    1. "We gotta grease man!"
    Ocean's Eleven
  71. #71
    ake's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    1,086
    Location
    Compton - L.A
    no one still answered my quotes

    First one was Fear and loathing in las vegas, second was A clockwork orange and third was American Psycho

    how about this one?

    "Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage?"
  72. #72
    2. "Garson means boy."
    That's from pulp fiction.

    here's one:

    Person A: "Don't you think heavenly father has something more important planned for you?"

    B: "WHO???"

    A: "You."

    B: "WHAT?!?"
    "But they were suited?!?! You idiot!!"
  73. #73
    Quote Originally Posted by HepCat
    5. "Y'all dont' play no hippity hoppity... left my wallet in El Segundo... or songs where they spell the name all funny do ya' ?"
    Ladykillers
  74. #74
    Will be Very Easy for some of you, maybe not so for others:

    "Gary!! You TOLD me you were COMBING your HAIR!!!!"
  75. #75
    nikeelevet Guest
    i know kung fu

    show me

    dunanannana

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •