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  1. 11-12-2005 04:21 AM #1
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    Default Random crazy poker confessions

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  2. 11-12-2005 07:18 AM #2
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    Once after a night of drinking I was dared to be lifted toward the ceiling and stick my erection into the ceiling fan. When this wasn't funny enough, someone decided it would be hilarious if I ate a cigarette out of my friend's ass. I did it. I chewed it. I swallowed it.
    Does this happen to everyone? Or is it just me?
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  3. 11-12-2005 10:36 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77

    Once after a night of drinking I was dared to be lifted toward the ceiling and stick my erection into the ceiling fan. When this wasn't funny enough, someone decided it would be hilarious if I ate a cigarette out of my friend's ass. I did it. I chewed it. I swallowed it.
    Does this happen to everyone? Or is it just me?
    I guess if you're homosexual. Do you play strip poker with your cousins and have sex in your father's overcoat too?
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  4. 11-12-2005 05:06 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77

    Once after a night of drinking I was dared to be lifted toward the ceiling and stick my erection into the ceiling fan. When this wasn't funny enough, someone decided it would be hilarious if I ate a cigarette out of my friend's ass. I did it. I chewed it. I swallowed it.
    Does this happen to everyone? Or is it just me?
    I guess if you're homosexual. Do you play strip poker with your cousins and have sex in your father's overcoat too?
    What if my friend was female and i ate the cigarette out of HER ass? Is that still homosexual?
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  5. 11-12-2005 05:35 PM #5
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    You guys are both gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hydroseeds
    You guys are both gay.
    which make you gay 2.
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  7. 11-12-2005 05:54 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    which make you gay 2.
    But I did.. and you.. but .. you were..

    no!
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  8. 11-12-2005 06:23 PM #8
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    when i was a kid (around 12) me and 3 of my friends would camp out in one of our backyards and play strip poker, hump each other, suck each other off, have simulated anal sex and run around the backyard naked. We would dare each other to jack each other off too, two of the kids were brothers. I still think about this and it turns me on, sometimes i masturbate to the thought of fucking 2 of these (now grown) kids, but i don't know how to come on to them and relive the good ol' days. p.s. we're all ostensibly straight
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    Quote Originally Posted by edudlive


    when i was a kid (around 12) me and 3 of my friends would camp out in one of our backyards and play strip poker, hump each other, suck each other off, have simulated anal sex and run around the backyard naked. We would dare each other to jack each other off too, two of the kids were brothers. I still think about this and it turns me on, sometimes i masturbate to the thought of fucking 2 of these (now grown) kids, but i don't know how to come on to them and relive the good ol' days. p.s. we're all ostensibly straight
    Oh my
    OH YES?
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  10. 11-13-2005 09:42 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by edudlive


    when i was a kid (around 12) me and 3 of my friends would camp out in one of our backyards and play strip poker, hump each other, suck each other off, have simulated anal sex and run around the backyard naked. We would dare each other to jack each other off too, two of the kids were brothers. I still think about this and it turns me on, sometimes i masturbate to the thought of fucking 2 of these (now grown) kids, but i don't know how to come on to them and relive the good ol' days. p.s. we're all ostensibly straight
    Oh my
    OH YES?
    BRB while I vomit up my breakfast
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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  12. 11-14-2005 12:19 AM #12
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    525984248 me and my boy were at a frat party dancing with these two drunk girls. after a while we took them upstairs to be 'alone'. We went into this room and on the table there was a deck of cards so my boy suggested that we play a game of strip poker, which they were up for. I grinned to myself because I knew that he knew how to stack the deck. Anyways, it only took a couple of games for them to be down in their panties, and after the next hand was dealt we won again, and it was time for them to get naked. The first girl took of her thong no problem, but the other girl started to stall. After a barrage of coaxing and such we finally got her to take her panties off. I wish we never met her. She had a penis.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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  14. 11-14-2005 01:09 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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