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  1. #1

    Default The Official Tim's Girlfriend Thread (lots of pics) NSFW

    well here you go for all you fanatics out there, hope you enjoy the show, scroll slowly as i know you will if you even read what im posting here...lol













    just a little proof! Yes i know im white, and that really is abad pic of me...



    ill throw a poll in here i guess, pick the one you like best...
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    Do you even need to ask?
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    lol, i made this thread mostly for you xianti, so feel proud
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    Does Danielle know you've posted these pics?
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    wow, going into detail are we?...lol, they are my moms cat treats...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    wow, going into detail are we?...lol, they are my moms cat treats...
    I thought i was your mothers treat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Does Danielle know you've posted these pics?
    shes a model, she does swimsuit, lingerie, casual, all that good stuff and yes i told her i was gonna put some of the non-naked ones on-line...never know, for the right transfer of money on PS, i might actually send you a "NICE" one of her.

    edit - xianti, i just realized for you to know her name, you had to save the pictures...lmao rofl
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    Not saved.. just right-clicked to view properties.

    You think I'm a perv or something?
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    right...lmfao
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    I saved one, it was funny.

    I photoshoped it,

    I like her lots
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    i love her long time
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    {taken off by tims request - muxy }
    I took this one, you guys cant see the good though.
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    I voted number 7, cause i think the boy on the left is cute.
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    lmfao
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    whos the guy with the piggys nose???

    You think I'm a perv or something?
    ........................now that you ask...................
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    lol thad be me...and its only cause im pushing agianst her face as you can see....DUH
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    Does your girlfriend know about this:

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=17196
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    she doesnt need too, however to answer your question...when she sits at my computer and sees the top pic in that thread as my backround...id think she knows about it :P
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    Sure.

    You know, I think that you're not actually the guy in the last picture.

    I think that you're actually the girl in the pictures, posing as a guy, so that you could fit in, while at the same time enjoy the attention from anonymous people such as Xianti.

    You see, after sorting your username, I came to realize your true name is...

    Meioni Viccht.

    Clearly a woman's name.

    You won't trick me, Ms. Model.
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    lmfao...too funny
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    Ask her if she minds becoming my new desktop.


    Also, tell her I'm putting it up no matter what she says.


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    lol chris...go for it
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    Dude....you're hot.
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    why thank you ake, just a little tan and i think id be a model too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sykedupp
    Ask her if she minds becoming my new desktop.


    Also, tell her I'm putting it up no matter what she says.


    -Chris
    Perv...

    And yes Tim is super hot.
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    It's a shame she has a complete psycho as a boyfriend.

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    IM GONNA WIN THIS FUCKING FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGEU YOU WATCH, OMFG IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE, NICE FUCKING POST RILLA YOU FUNNY ASS FAT GORILLA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    IM GONNA WIN THIS FUCKING FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGEU YOU WATCH, OMFG IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE, NICE FUCKING POST RILLA YOU FUNNY ASS FAT GORILLA!
    I wasn't talking about you.

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    is it bad to have a boner right about now?

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    lol corey, not at all, just sucks it cant go in her, the privledge i will never let go of.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Does Danielle know you've posted these pics?
    shes a model, she does swimsuit,>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.. lingerie<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,, casual, all that good stuff and yes i told her i was gonna put some of the non-naked ones on-line...never know, for the right transfer of money on PS, i might actually send you a "NICE" one of her.

    edit - xianti, i just realized for you to know her name, you had to save the pictures...lmao rofl
    Where are those??
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    lol, no need to show all those :P
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    muxy= filth
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    I love her as much as Tim.
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    7½ (4-10).
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    Haiku Of a Deadly Sin

    Dani is your name
    Tim has posted pics of you
    Now my pants grow tight
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    a song you started?....lmfao
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    575 Bitches.
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    575?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    575?
    She clearly isn't into you for your intelligence.

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    Am I the only one who thinks Pic 7 looks photoshopped? Odd bit of light between their hair, his smashed face while hers is not?
    Call me a skeptic.

    EasyT.
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    real or fake tits? some pics they look real.. but the topless one they look fake as fuck, however I see no scars... if they are fake they did a really good job.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    but the topless one they look fake as fuck
    I would have to agree. They are nice either way though (even moreso if they are real.)
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    lol shes 19 with 2 jobs at american eagle and a tanning salon, what do you think? as for the photoshop, it isnt, was something on the camera i guess...some pictures just have weird shit in them, that is a sign saying dont play your next AA...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    lol shes 19 with 2 jobs at american eagle and a tanning salon, what do you think? as for the photoshop, it isnt, was something on the camera i guess...some pictures just have weird shit in them, that is a sign saying dont play your next AA...lol

    Next time I stop in at Sunchasers she better be looking great for $18.88
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    lmfao... she works at tropical tan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    lmfao... she works at tropical tan
    burn baby burn....
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    she likes the spray tan now, but she used to burn baby burn...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    she likes the spray tan now
    Is that what you kids are calling it these days? We went with "pearl necklace" back in the day.
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    lol, thats what we call it! however yea she spray tans like once every two weeks, does the job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    lol, thats what we call it! however yea she spray tans like once every two weeks, does the job.
    does that leave white bits?
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    she does it naked
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    she does it naked
    what do the nipples taste like then afterwards
    :P
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    she takes a shower afterwards...well before i do any licking...
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    Alright, we get it. You tap that shit.

    No reason to rub it in.

    Motion to lock.

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    not rubbing it in...answering questions :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    No reason to rub it in.
    but every reason to rub one out am i rite
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    Am I really the only person who's voted for #4? Y'all suck...
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Alright, we get it. You tap that shit.

    No reason to rub it in.

    Motion to lock.

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    second. this thread is lame. either post more pics or stfu!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Cheat
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Alright, we get it. You tap that shit.

    No reason to rub it in.

    Motion to lock.

    -'rilla
    second. this thread is lame. either post more pics or stfu!
    Agreed. You have 12 hours to meet our demands.

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    lol, ill post more i guess when i get home, but that is around 6 tonight...so wait til then...
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    The clock is ticking.

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    Tick, tock, tick, tock!
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    do do da do do da do do, do do, do da le do.
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    12 hours have past.

    Your thread is dead.

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