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  1. 06-21-2005 03:35 PM #1
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    n pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and
    a generic name.

    For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen.
    Aleve is known anaproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil
    is ibuprofen.

    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
    After consideration by a team of government experts, it
    recently announced it has settled on the generic name of
    "mycoxafloppin". Also considered were mycoxafailin,
    mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and, of
    course, ibepokin
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  2. 06-21-2005 03:53 PM #2
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    ahhaha
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  3. 06-21-2005 05:34 PM #3
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    A joke for you.

    How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.

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  4. 06-22-2005 02:01 AM #4
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    i got some good dead baby jokes too.....

    what do you give a dead baby for its birthday....


    a dead puppy
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  5. 06-22-2005 07:44 AM #5
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    Whats red and white and sits in front of the mirror?


    A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler...
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  6. 06-22-2005 10:52 AM #6
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    What's worse than 10 babies in a garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

    Darkwing
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  7. 06-22-2005 11:31 AM #7
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    You guys are bad.
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  8. 06-22-2005 01:16 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by DWDuck
    What's worse than 10 babies in a garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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    lol, even funier since this was the first dead baby joke I ever heard... bout 10 years ago now I guess.
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  9. 06-22-2005 01:50 PM #9
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    How do you make a dead baby float?


    1 glass, some coke, and 2 scoops dead baby
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  10. 06-22-2005 02:25 PM #10
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    How do you fit a dead baby into a cup?

    With a blender.

    How do you get him out?

    With some tortilla chips.

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  11. 06-22-2005 02:30 PM #11
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    What's funnier than a dead baby?
    A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
    When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

    What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
    Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

    What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
    Stopping it with a shovel.
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  12. 06-22-2005 03:02 PM #12
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    Whats worse than waking up next to a dead baby?
    Realising you f*ked it last night...
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  13. 06-22-2005 03:19 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by arkana
    Whats worse than waking up next to a dead baby?
    Realising you f*ked it last night...
    nah thats not to bad.
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  14. 06-22-2005 05:43 PM #14
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    None of these are really jokes for your dad... Soupie probably didnt want this thread to 'take off' like this...


    -Chris
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    That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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  15. 06-23-2005 12:13 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sykedupp
    None of these are really jokes for your dad... Soupie probably didnt want this thread to 'take off' like this...


    -Chris
    Now arn't you just "Mr. Politically Correct".

    Be gone or tell a dead baby joke.
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  16. 06-23-2005 12:39 AM #16
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    Whats worse than a truckload of dead babies?



    A live one on the bottom trying to eat its way out!!!!





    God Bless America
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  17. 06-29-2005 02:06 AM #17
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    ^ Now that's nasty
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  18. 06-29-2005 04:16 AM #18
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    whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a 1965 corvette?



    I dont have a corvette in my garage....
    -guitar
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  19. 06-29-2005 08:33 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    How do you fit a dead baby into a cup?

    With a blender.

    How do you get him out?

    With some tortilla chips.

    -'rilla
    Bad 'Rilla. Damn you for these terrible jokes you started. I've revoking a star and you better give it back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Les_worm
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    How do you fit a dead baby into a cup?

    With a blender.

    How do you get him out?

    With some tortilla chips.

    -'rilla
    Bad 'Rilla. Damn you for these terrible jokes you started. I've revoking a star and you better give it back!
    You don't have the authority!

    -'rilla
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  21. 06-29-2005 09:40 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Les_worm
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    How do you fit a dead baby into a cup?

    With a blender.

    How do you get him out?

    With some tortilla chips.

    -'rilla
    Bad 'Rilla. Damn you for these terrible jokes you started. I've revoking a star and you better give it back!
    You don't have the authority!

    -'rilla
    *shakes fist* May the poker gods let countless donks suck out on you until you give a star back!
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