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  1. #1

    Default being the fish

    This morning i was playing at a table of players who thought they were real sharks, always boasting about how brilliant they are.

    So i decided to stir them up a bit.

    I am dealt on the BB. mostly folds, one guy raises from late to 5BB. I am the only caller. flop was AJx no clubs. checks, turn, A, I check, he bets 1/2 pot, i smooth call. river: A.. at which point i dance hysterically . i check, i'm sure he has something and will bet. He bets $5, pot is $4. i raise all in. he thinks then calls. he has JJ.

    He goes balistic. So having made a very fishish move in calling out of posistion with Ax suited i decide to take this oppertunity to get the whole table noting me as a fish. I make up a bunch of things about how i was calling on implied odds and i expect to catch runner runner quads every second hand.

    pretty much the whole table had a go at me, critisizing my play. and i took note of their names and can now use the incident as a tool to steal pots off them.

    I'm starting to think that the more players out there that think i'm a fish the better so do you guys think that promoting yourself as being crap is a good idea? Or do you want other players scared of you?
    villain goes AI
    i call with a set (i have him owned)
    i win pot
    villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
  2. #2
    i prefer players to be scared of me
  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by bair
    i prefer players to be scared of me

    ditto. i blind steal and continuation bet a lot. i dont want them calling me down on those.
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    How are people going to continue thinking you're a fish unless you actually play like one?
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    Not to act like it all the time.. but throw a few things in here and there to keep people guessing
    villain goes AI
    i call with a set (i have him owned)
    i win pot
    villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
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    You should fold preflop.

    He should fold the river.

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    having fishy image is great. it gets your monster hands paid off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    You should fold preflop.
    booooo! the guy is stealing his blind! he must defend it ! what if he flopped a wheel?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    You should fold preflop.
    booooo! the guy is stealing his blind! he must defend it ! what if he flopped a wheel?????
    exactly.. because you flop a wheel every time you play A5, everyone knows that.

    on a more serious note.. i worked out my odds to beat this guy.. on the flop i was 95% underdog, on the turn 85% underdog. I feel sorry for him.. wait. no i dont.
    villain goes AI
    i call with a set (i have him owned)
    i win pot
    villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
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    85% underdog with trip aces? Can you expand on that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by biondino
    85% underdog with trip aces? Can you expand on that?
    He was holding JJ.. J's full of A.. i had to catch the last A or pair board not J.. 4 outs to win.. I dont think 85 is exactly right.. but i was in a pretty bad state.
    villain goes AI
    i call with a set (i have him owned)
    i win pot
    villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
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    or my 5s.. 3 more outs.. 7 total.. so yeh 15.217 to win.. roughly 85% underdog
    villain goes AI
    i call with a set (i have him owned)
    i win pot
    villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
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    the fish image is good, if i get sucked out on i just say something like "lol i dunno what i was thinking"
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    fish do not use the words "implied odds" or "runner runner quads." nobody is fooled by this act. if you want people to disrespect your play, talk about luck.
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    What were you doing playing against "sharks?"
    Find the easiest players around and take their money
  16. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by iopq
    What were you doing playing against "sharks?"
    Find the easiest players around and take their money
    I said people who think they are sharks. When in reality they were pretty stupid.. Does a good player pay me of at the end when i catch my quads?? These guys werent to good.
    villain goes AI
    i call with a set (i have him owned)
    i win pot
    villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****

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