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  1. 01-09-2005 09:26 PM #1
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    Default Dutch Boyds Fall From Grace

    Whats up Dutch... Did Fischman steel your piggy bank!!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...948701816&rd=1
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  2. 01-09-2005 09:30 PM #2
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    If I had the money I would do it just so I could make him wear a shirt that says "DaNutsInYoEye OWNS Dutch Boyd!"
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  3. 01-09-2005 10:17 PM #3
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    Is that really dutch boyd? or one of those lame asses posing as him?
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  4. 01-09-2005 10:41 PM #4
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    i don't know why he mentions it in his blog on his website but doesn't include a link to the ebay site.
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  5. 01-09-2005 11:10 PM #5
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    hi blog does mention it..

    as for why "the crew" isn't sponsering him, his quote is "Don't Shit where you eat"
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  6. 01-10-2005 02:27 AM #6
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    I don't see this as a fall from grace. Whoring yourself on ebay seems like a good way to make tournament money.
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  8. 01-10-2005 02:42 AM #8
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  10. 01-10-2005 12:37 PM #10
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    I have to admit, if I had the money I'd be tempted...if for no other reason than the fact that Fischman annoys the piss out of me.

    One of my favorite moments in the WSOP was when Fischman was asked "When's your book coming out?" after he jawed at Doyle. Priceless moment, and I never even saw who it was that said it.

    Anyone remember?
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  11. 01-10-2005 01:41 PM #11
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    It's no accident that many tourney players are either wealthy via other means or constantly going broke.

    The variance is killer.
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  12. 01-11-2005 04:13 PM #12
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    Is Fischman 5'1", or all all the other guys 6'5" ??
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    This is my favorite part of the listing:

    Finally, I will also commit a couple hours to helping the winning bidder with their own poker game.
    At least when he busts out you'll still get some poker lessons. Lesson 1 - making desparation calls. Frankly, I'd rather he teach me a few chip tricks.

    Lessons from Dutch Boyd - $1825
    Lessons from the greatest MTT tourney player in recent history - $20

    Someone's got the value proposition wrong here.
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  14. 01-11-2005 06:21 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    *scratch* My lessons are 30 bucks. Not 20.

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  16. 01-12-2005 02:34 AM #16
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    Ok I'm new to knowing anything about professional poker players.

    Can someone just give me a little backround why Dutch is banned from poker sites and owes people a lot of money?
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  18. 01-12-2005 12:17 PM #18
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    Okay. Okay. I deleted my post referencing those other topics.
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  19. 01-12-2005 01:47 PM #19
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    Dutch Boyd actually has grace *scratches head*?
    "You can't lose what you don't put into the middle, but you can't win much either." - Rounders
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  20. 01-12-2005 03:06 PM #20
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    Dutch Boyd is God's failed attempt at poker humor. Lame ass Rounders reject.

    Can someone just beat his ass already and be done with it.

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    I actually read an old trip report of Boyd's on RPG a 7CS tourney. It was pretty funny he pretty much played like a noob (to the point that Chip Jett's wife went around the whole tourney telling everyone how bad he had played a hand to suck out on her) after a few hours no one would speak to him, I think he bubbled in the end.

    He was trying to justify his raiseing with nothing but someone who plays 7CS pulled his plays apart . . . this was pre poker spot too so it wasn't because he was a thief.
    Poker is all about the long long long long long long long term . . .
    Barney's back . . . back again . . .
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  22. 01-15-2005 02:21 AM #22
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    Haha. Check this one out.

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  23. 01-15-2005 02:32 AM #23
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    Winning bidder of this auction will win 1/2 hour of phone time with me, to be used for poker/life related questions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by strangebird
    Haha. Check this one out.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW
    Problems in paradise, Bret?

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    Sounds like Bret is doing great. He's on the right path to success. Cut off ties with Dutch and do everthing in your power to blackball Dutch.

    Now Dutch has to have money to play poker. Geez! What is this world coming to.
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
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  26. 01-15-2005 01:02 PM #26
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    Is it just me, but doesnt Dutch Boyd look exactly like Scott Peterson?
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  27. 02-12-2005 04:32 AM #27
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    At WSEX they were taking bets on the Scott Peterson trial. Now that is some sick and twisted $%@#!!!!.

    Damn, I should of layed a grand on guilty.
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  28. 02-12-2005 08:16 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by strangebird
    Haha. Check this one out.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW
    Just one hour? Is he really that busy or could he not bring himself to make it a Dutch auction.

    /me flogs himself in penance for stupidass joke.
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