I didn't feel like folding...

[Fnord]

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is UTG+1 with 9, 9.
UTG calls, Fnord raises, UTG+2 calls, MP1 3-bets, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls, Fnord calls, UTG+2 calls.

Flop: (13.33 SB) 3, K, 6 (4 players)
UTG checks, Fnord checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 bets, UTG calls, Fnord raises, UTG+2 folds, MP1 3-bets, UTG folds, Fnord calls.

Turn: (10.16 BB) 4 (2 players)
Fnord checks, MP1 bets, Fnord calls.

River: (12.16 BB) 2 (2 players)
Fnord checks, MP1 bets, Fnord calls.

Final Pot: 14.16 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord has 9c 9d (one pair, nines).
MP1 has 9s Qc (high card, king).
Outcome: Fnord wins 14.16 BB.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is CO with T, J.
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, Fnord raises, Button folds, SB folds, BB folds, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (9.33 SB) 9, 7, J (4 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, MP2 bets, Fnord raises, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Turn: (7.66 BB) 2 (3 players)
MP1 checks, MP2 checks, Fnord bets, MP1 calls, MP2 folds.

River: (9.66 BB) 5 (2 players)
MP1 checks, Fnord bets, MP1 raises, Fnord calls.

Final Pot: 13.66 BB

Results in white below:
MP1 has Kd Qs (high card, king).
Fnord has Td Jd (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Fnord wins 13.66 BB.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is UTG+1 with Q, Q.
UTG folds, Fnord raises, UTG+2 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 3-bets, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, BB calls, Fnord caps, MP3 calls, BB calls.

Flop: (12.33 SB) 5, K, J (3 players)
BB checks, Fnord bets, MP3 calls, BB raises, Fnord calls, MP3 calls.

Turn: (9.16 BB) 2 (3 players)
BB checks, Fnord bets, MP3 calls, BB calls.

River: (12.16 BB) 4 (3 players)
BB checks, Fnord bets, MP3 folds, BB folds.

Final Pot: 13.16 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord has Qc Qs (one pair, queens).
Outcome: Fnord wins 13.16 BB.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (7 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is SB with T, T.
UTG folds, MP1 calls, MP2 folds, CO folds, Button folds, Fnord raises, BB folds, MP1 calls.

Flop: (5 SB) J, 8, 9 (2 players)
Fnord bets, MP1 raises, Fnord 3-bets, MP1 caps, Fnord calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) K (2 players)
Fnord checks, MP1 bets, Fnord calls.

River: (8.50 BB) Q (2 players)
Fnord checks, MP1 bets, Fnord raises, MP1 calls.

Final Pot: 12.50 BB

Results in white below:
MP1 has 2d Qh (one pair, queens).
Fnord has Tc Th (straight, king high).
Outcome: Fnord wins 12.50 BB.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is MP1 with 4, A.
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, Fnord calls, MP2 folds, MP3 calls, CO calls, Button folds, SB folds, BB checks.

Flop: (6.33 SB) 4, J, 3 (6 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, UTG+2 bets, Fnord raises, MP3 calls, CO folds, BB folds, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls.

Turn: (6.16 BB) K (3 players)
UTG+2 checks, Fnord bets, MP3 calls, UTG+2 folds.

River: (8.16 BB) T (2 players)
Fnord checks, MP3 checks.

Final Pot: 8.16 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord has 4d Ad (one pair, fours).
MP3 has 6d 7h (high card, king).
Outcome: Fnord wins 8.16 BB.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is CO with 9, 9. Fnord posts a blind of $3.
UTG raises, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, Fnord (poster) 3-bets, Button folds, SB folds, BB caps, UTG folds, Fnord calls.

Flop: (10.33 SB) J, 7, 6 (2 players)
BB bets, Fnord calls.

Turn: (6.16 BB) 4 (2 players)
BB bets, Fnord calls.

River: (8.16 BB) 8 (2 players)
BB bets, Fnord calls.

Final Pot: 10.16 BB

Results in white below:
BB has Kh Ac (high card, ace).
Fnord has 9d 9h (one pair, nines).
Outcome: Fnord wins 10.16 BB.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is AB with A, J.
UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, CO folds, Button calls, Fnord raises, BB 3-bets, Button calls, Fnord calls.

Flop: (9 SB) 3, K, K (4 players)
Fnord checks, BB checks, Button checks.

Turn: (4.50 BB) 5 (4 players)
Fnord bets, Button folds, BB calls.

River: (6.50 BB) 6 (3 players)
Fnord bets, BB calls.

Final Pot: 8.50 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord has As Jd (one pair, kings).
BB has Jh 8h (one pair, kings).
Outcome: Fnord wins 8.50 BB.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is Button with T, A.
UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, CO folds, Fnord raises, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: (4.33 SB) 8, 8, 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Fnord bets, BB raises, Fnord calls.

Turn: (4.16 BB) 3 (2 players)
BB bets, Fnord calls.

River: (6.16 BB) 4 (2 players)
BB bets, Fnord calls.

Final Pot: 8.16 BB

Results in white below:
BB has Jh Qs (one pair, eights).
Fnord has Ts Ac (one pair, eights).
Outcome: Fnord wins 8.16 BB.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is BB with 5, 8.
UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, CO folds, Button folds, SB raises, Fnord calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 8, 6, 9 (2 players)
SB bets, Fnord calls.

Turn: (3 BB) K (2 players)
SB bets, Fnord calls.

River: (5 BB) 7 (2 players)
SB bets, Fnord calls.

Final Pot: 7 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord has 5s 8s (straight, nine high).
SB has Qd Qs (one pair, queens).
Outcome: Fnord wins 7 BB.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is MP2 with A, 8.
UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 folds, MP1 folds, Fnord raises, MP3 folds, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, BB 3-bets, Fnord calls.

Flop: (6.33 SB) 8, 4, 4 (2 players)
BB bets, Fnord raises, BB calls.

Turn: (5.16 BB) J (2 players)
BB checks, Fnord bets, BB calls.

River: (7.16 BB) K (2 players)
BB checks, Fnord checks.

Final Pot: 7.16 BB

Results in white below:
BB has 5c 7s (one pair, fours).
Fnord has As 8s (two pair, eights and fours).
Outcome: Fnord wins 7.16 BB.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is MP1 with 7, 7.
UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 folds, Fnord raises, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, CO folds, Button folds, SB 3-bets, BB folds, Fnord calls.

Flop: (7 SB) 2, 4, 5 (2 players)
SB bets, Fnord raises, SB calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) A (2 players)
SB checks, Fnord checks.

River: (5.50 BB) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Fnord checks.

Final Pot: 5.50 BB

Results in white below:
SB has 6s 9s (high card, ace).
Fnord has 7c 7d (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: Fnord wins 5.50 BB.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (4 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is Button with A, T.
UTG folds, Fnord raises, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: (4.33 SB) A, K, 4 (2 players)
BB checks, Fnord bets, BB calls.

Turn: (3.16 BB) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Fnord bets, BB raises, Fnord calls.

River: (7.16 BB) 7 (2 players)
BB bets, Fnord calls.

Final Pot: 9.16 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord has As Th (one pair, aces).
BB has 5h 5s (one pair, fives).
Outcome: Fnord wins 9.16 BB.

[steviebrutal]

jesus.

[ChezJ]

that is some funny shit indeed.

but seriously, were you really playing based on "feeling" or did you have good reads that these guys were just plain maniacs?

ChezJ

[Fnord]

but seriously, were you really playing based on "feeling" or did you have good reads that these guys were just plain maniacs?

My former day job at the psychic friends network comes in handy.

[G_host]

-Note to myself...

Need to get balls big as Fmords...
And move up to 3/6, at my level eneryone got hands...

[a500lbgorilla]

Fnord was just the first person not to tell the dealer that she "had a face for internet dealing." She was just repaying his kindness.

-'rilla

[allLiving]

Wow, you play with some really really terrible players fnord...

[Fnord]

Wow, you play with some really really terrible players fnord...

I prefer to think I have mad table selection skillz...