PANTS OFF DANCE OFF

[bigred]

LET'S DO THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY9Gxpkxj_g

jump your mind mind
jump your body move your mind
move your mind mind
jump your body body
jump your mind mind
jump your body move your mind
move your mind mind
jump your body move your

move your body,
every everybody.
move your body,
come on now everybody.
move your body, move your body.
everybody come on now everybody.


you want to move the world,
start with your body.
yo, come on you gotta start with something.
if you wanna move your mind,
just move your body.
move your mind, move your mind,
it's gonna cost you nothing.
you want to move someone,
start with your body.
yo come on and try ro move somebody.
if you wanna move alone,
then everybody will move along with you.

[bigred]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M65zI9LH-as


RedOne, Konvict
GaGa, oh-oh, eh

I've had a little bit too much, much
All of the people start to rush, start to rush by
How does he twist the dance? Can't find a drink, oh man
Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone

What's going on on the floor?
I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore
Keep it cool, what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright

Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance

Wish I could shut my playboy mouth, oh oh oh-oh
How'd I turn my shirt inside out? Inside outright
Control your poison babe, roses have thorns they say
And we're all getting hosed tonight, oh oh oh-oh

What's going on on the floor?
I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore
Keep it cool, what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright

Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just

When I come through on the dance floor checkin' out that catalog
Can't believe my eyes, so many women without a flaw
And I ain't gon' give it up, steady tryin' to pick it up like a car
I'ma hit it, I'ma hit it and flex and do it until tomorr' yeah

Shawty I can see that you got so much energy
The way you're twirlin' up them hips 'round and 'round
And now there's no reason at all why you can't leave here with me
In the meantime stay and let me watch you break it down

And dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance

Woo! Let's go!

Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint, it's symphonic
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint electronic

Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint, it's symphonic
Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic
Got my blueprint electronic

Go! Use your muscle, carve it out, work it, hustle
I got it, just stay close enough to get it
Don't slow! Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it
Spend the lasto
(I got it)
In your pocko
(I got it)

Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm

Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance

[bigred]

[bigred]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zeR3NSYcHk

There’s only two types of people in the world
The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe
Well baby I’m a put-on-a-show kinda girl
Don’t like the backseat, gotta be first
I’m like the ringleader
I call the shots
I’m like a firecracker
I make it hot
When I put on a show....


I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins
Spotlight on me and I’m ready to break
I’m like a performer, the dancefloor is my stage
Better be ready, hope that ya feel the same

All eyes on me in the center of the ring
Just like a circus
When I crack that whip, everybody gon' trip
Just like a circus
Don’t stand there watching me, follow me
Show me what you can do
Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor
Just like a circus

There’s only two types of guys out there,
Ones that can hang with me, and ones that are scared
So baby I hope that you came prepared
I run a tight shift so, beware
I’m like the ringleader
I call the shots
I’m like a firecracker
I make it hot
then I put on a show

I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins
Spotlight on me and I’m ready to break
I’m like a performer, the dancefloor is my stage
Better be ready, hope that ya feel the same

All eyes on me in the center of the ring
Just like a circus
When I crack that whip, everybody gon' trip
Just like a circus
Don’t stand there watching me, follow me
Show me what you can do
Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor
Just like a circus

Let's go.
Let me see what you can do.
I'm runnin' this (like like like like a circus)
Yeah.
Like a what? (like like like like a circus)

All eyes on me in the center of the ring
Just like a circus
When I crack that whip, everybody gon' trip
Just like a circus
Don’t stand there watching me, follow me
Show me what you can do
Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor
Just like a circus

All eyes on me in the center of the ring
Just like a circus
When I crack that whip, everybody gon' trip
Just like a circus
Don’t stand there watching me, follow me
Show me what you can do
Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor
Just like a circus

[bigred]

[animal_chin]

???

[bigred]

i think this was the least expected and most devastating post i've ever read in the happiest of threads. you just ruined my life.

[GatorJH]

I refuse to rate this thread even 1 spade

[animal_chin]

i think this was the least expected and most devastating post i've ever read in the happiest of threads. you just ruined my life.

I'm sorry, but I couldn't stop laughing at this.

[bigred]

I refuse to rate this thread even 1 spade

This thread went from 50 spades to -infinity in one post.

[boost]

I would pretend that I was just dancing to the lady gaga song cuz chicks love that shit, and dancing with chicks is ftw. But secretly I think the song is awesome.

[bigred]

Don't try to rejuvenate this thread, Boost. I tried to make a funloving thread that we could all be honest about, dance music is fun! Then, like a child rapist, animal chin swooped in and violated my life.

[boost]

hey! whatve you got against child rapists?

[bigred]

Besides the whole rape thing?

[animal_chin]

I r not a rapist.

[flomo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6wEs...eature=channel

[boost]

Besides the whole rape thing?

rape, surprise sex; tomato, tomato

[bigred]

Besides the whole rape thing?

rape, surprise sex; tomato, tomato

What if you have an abusive husband? It's probably not a surprise anymore but still rape.

[boost]

Besides the whole rape thing?

rape, surprise sex; tomato, tomato

What if you have an abusive husband? It's probably not a surprise anymore but still rape.

the lack of actual surprise can be negated by the use of the phrase "SURPRISE!"

[bigred]

I get it, it's irony

[boost]

you know whats a fun game? Turning the filter off on googe image search, and seeing if you can find a common phrase that gives you an entire first page of SFW images.

[a500lbgorilla]

it's an easy game if you work from home

[boost]

this is an a and b conversation, so please go away.

[a500lbgorilla]

and A+ just show up

[boost]

that, in no way, changes the fore set parameters of the included parties for this conversation.

[bigred]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkf95onRgcc

Who's watching
Tell me, who's watching
Who's watching me

I'm just an average man
With an average life
I work from nine to five
Hey, hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone
In my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the twilight zone

And (I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)
And I have no privacy
Whooooa-oh-oh
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)
Tell me, is it just a dream

When I come home at night
I bolt the door real tight
People call me on the phone
I'm trying to avoid
But can the people on TV see me
Or am I just paranoid

When I'm in the shower
I'm afraid to wash my hair
'Cause I might open my eyes
And find someone standing there
People say I'm crazy
Just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me
Of Psycho too much
That's why

(I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)
And I have no privacy
Whooooa, oh-oh
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)
Who's playin' tricks on me

[Instrumental Interlude]

(Who's watching me)
I don't know anymore
Are the neighbors watching me
(Who's watching)
Well, is the mailman watching me
(Tell me, who's watching)
And I don't feel safe anymore
Oh, what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now
(Who)
The IRS

(I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)
And I have no privacy
Whooooa, oh-oh
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)
Tell me, is it just a dream

(I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)
And I have no privacy
Whooooa, oh-oh
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)
Who's playin' tricks on me
(Who's watching me)
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)
Oooooooh
Whooooa-oh-oh
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)
So ? who can it be
(Who's watching me)
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)
Whooooa-oh-oh
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)
Who's playing tricks on me
(Who's watching me)
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)
Can I have my privacy
Whooooa-oh-oh
(I always feel like)
(Somebody's watching me)
Who's playing tricks on me

[kevster]

you know whats a fun game? Turning the filter off on googe image search, and seeing if you can find a common phrase that gives you an entire first page of SFW images.

Fail, I did this twice straight off.

What's more fun (and possibly disturbing) is turning the filter off and typing in stuff like "rotten cock" or "saggy flaps"

[bigred]

You know, I don't think I've ever read a single word kevster has posted. Can't explain why...wow look at those hips go

[boost]

you know whats a fun game? Turning the filter off on googe image search, and seeing if you can find a common phrase that gives you an entire first page of SFW images.

Fail, I did this twice straight off.

What's more fun (and possibly disturbing) is turning the filter off and typing in stuff like "rotten cock" or "saggy flaps"

I just made the game up and didnt even bother to test it tbh. Just thought it sounded like something someone would read and be like "ah, thats mildly funny."

[bigred]

i thought it was mildly funny sir boost

[kevster]

i thought it was mildly funny sir boost

Me too. I was just kinda disappointed that it didn't work.

[Warpe]

Happy Louis Riel Day!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Riel

[GatorJH]

i thought it was mildly funny sir boost

agreed. It was almost worth rating this thread one spade. Almost.

[bigred]

i thought it was mildly funny sir boost

agreed. It was almost worth rating this thread one spade. Almost.

I see five spades bitch!

[GatorJH]

drats - foiled again