people left who still plays poker.

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please pm me if you have all of the following criteria met

1) young
2) solid sense of humor
3) have no problems with immaturity
4) i dont hate you

thanks

tbh i dont mind if youre old if youre still young at heart

[d0zer]

when you say "have no problems with immaturity", do you mean "I have no problems with people being immature", or do you mean "I'm not an immature d-bag". cuz that kinda conflicts with 1).

also...what are you up to?

[bikes]

i have no problems with people being immature obv.

am up to grinding have liek 36k hands of 50nl in the last 4.5 days prolly get another 5k before day ends. 3ptbb 12 tabling holla?

[d0zer]

BOM! gogogogogogogogo bikes megaultragrindstar

[bikes]

come back to skype =(

there is a massive void in mah life with the death of the kool kids klub due to BF

[daven]

guess i fail on 4 huh bro, never quite got that but whatever

[rong]

I don't know if I'm young any more. I guess that means I'm not

[d0zer]

I don't know if I'm young any more. I guess that means I'm not

usually that's the way it goes

I'm 30 this friday

[supa]

Youngster.

[d0zer]

nobody wins in an old man contest

[rong]

usually that's the way it goes

I'm 30 this friday

Nothing says happy 30th bday like drunken 3way battlesex.

[d0zer]

HU is the only pure form of poker

[rong]

HU is the only pure form of poker

Look at the antonyms. Assuming poker in the above is a metaphor, who the fuck wants pure?

Main Entry: pure
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: virginal, chaste Synonyms: babe in woods, blameless, celibate, clean, continent, decent, exemplary, fresh, good, guileless, honest, immaculate, inculpable, innocent, inviolate, irreproachable, kid, lily white, maidenly, modest, pure as driven snow, righteous, sinless, spotless, stainless, true, unblemished, unblighted, uncorrupted, undefiled, unprofaned, unspotted, unstained, unsullied, upright, virgin, virtuous, wet behind ears, wide-eyed

Antonyms: corrupt, dirty, immodest, indecent, obscene, unchaste, vulgar

[d0zer]

Your insolence has won you an uninvite this friday

[Miffed22001]

You hate me

I might be the oldest in the thread - although i think Dozer has a few years on me.

[kickass]

please pm me if you have all of the following criteria met

1) young: nope...30 is old right
2) solid sense of humor: nope...gotten me into more trouble than ts worth
3) have no problems with immaturity: nope...I'm watching thundercats
4) i dont hate you: nope...you shouldn't but I've got no evidence to suggest otherwise

thanks

tbh i dont mind if youre old if youre still young at heart maybe

am i in?

and Im older than dozer

[rong]

Man, this place used to be cool. Now it's full of old people who can't sleep in anymore 'cause they wake up early needing a piss.

[PKKFW]

38.........way too old!

[supa]

41, slept in til 10 today. Got drunk, cooked a tritip for lunch and am prolly the koolist kid in this thread. Well, maybe not as cool as d0zer but shit, his name is fucking d0zer.

[Roid_Rage]

Jesus, bunch of old fu.cks up in dis bit.ch! Minus youngling bikes ofc

21.

Holla.

[Angryafrican]

25. Ship it old folks.

[celtic123]

47 .
build like a tank.
++ sperm count

[bikes]

[9:14:02 PM] *********: Luck box in when bikes was in a good mood
[9:14:18 PM] **********: yeah, catching bikes in a good mood was probably key

looooooooooooool

[d0zer]

I like how this thread brought the geriatrics out of the woodworks.

[Sasquach991]

Since Harley never comes around anymore, I'm probably one of the oldest at 50

What's this all about anyway?

[rong]

This thread is great. Made me feel young again.

[Nekrogovner]

I meet the criteria number one. Barely. Can we work something out?

[Zorkion]

22, and too cool for school.


that said, im still in uni. i took a bit of a break from poker for a while, but ive been trying to get back into it, starting again at the lowest of stakes for 6max.

i think i still have a half hour of coaching earned somewhere in my bank account, but im probably going to hold off on redeeming that until after i start studying poker again

[thelorax]

geez all yall are old as hell.
22.
only really playing live now, which is pretty tilting within itself.
its been real dead around here lately : |

edit: you cant hate me if you dont know me amirite?

[StarGrinder]

I'm 32. If I was 10 years younger with no baggage, I would've picked up and moved to Thailand or some shit after BF. Fuck I miss pokerstars. And to bikes, I probably only qualify for #2 although I'm quite the pissy cuss so I'm probably out altogether.

[rong]

Wow, it would seem bikes sure does hate a lot of people.

[rong]

Wait! What? Is there a new Kool Kidz Klub? I want in!

[d0zer]

Wow, it would seem bikes sure does hate a lot of people.

That criterion was last because it was the most important.

[Micro2Macro]

add in 'must make at least one intoxicated appearance per week' in order to be let in and get rid of the age thing

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fwiw this is closed but i somehow only got 3 pms. dont be scared people imo.

[Nekrogovner]

Imo, your ad is a slightly misleading. Perhaps if you wrote something like: "Looking for study group..."

[supa]

meh, peeps need to learn to follow instructions.

[bikes]

Imo, your ad is a slightly misleading. Perhaps if you wrote something like: "Looking for study group..."

wasnt looking for a study group tho

[d0zer]

nekro is obv banned from the unstudy group

[rong]

That 4th criterion got him.

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fwiw this is closed.

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[BennyLaRue]

Oh, shit, I missed this? I have at least 3 of the 4 criteria.

[WeaselT]

oops too late. ?

[jyms]

I figured I'd bring the avg. age back up some by posting here. 47 and going strong as hell. Still trying to play poker too in the new year.