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  1. 10-05-2011 06:17 AM #1
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    Default Texas Loldem

    I was drunk the other day and came up with brilliant idea. Lets make a game similar to holdem but opposite to it.
    Rules are all the same...except:
    1. Players draw 5 cards.
    2. There are 2 community cards, dealt over two streets.
    3. Made hand consists of 2 community cards + 3 hand cards of players choice
    4. All other rules are like from classic NL holdem.

    Who's with me?
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  2. 10-05-2011 10:46 AM #2
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    me thinks someones been on the sauce...
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  3. 10-05-2011 11:57 AM #3
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    Patent the game before the wsop steals your idea and you get no credit when it becomes the new main event game.
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  4. 10-05-2011 12:08 PM #4
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    I think your impression of the word opposite is, in part, the opposite of what opposite means.

    In another way, it's just very wrong.
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  5. 10-05-2011 01:06 PM #5
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    It's opposite in one measure, the hole cards:community cards ratio flipped upside down.
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    Which in turn makes it opposite. Since any poker game consists of making the best 5 card hand.
    I like balls.
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  7. 10-05-2011 02:29 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    I think your impression of the word opposite is, in part, the opposite of what opposite means.

    In another way, it's just very wrong.
    Opposite of opposite is opposite. And my trollguments (which are opposite of arguments) are always valid. Which is direct way to say I cannot be wrong because laws of physics don't allow it.



    I could add some cool twists to the game. For example, if any person manages to get Imperial flush (which is way cooler then Royal because you instantly think of Darth Vader), and that would be AKQJT98s, that is the only exception when all 7 cards make hand, and hero instantly wins the pot and all other villains stacks, even if they weren't involved in pot.
    That is also a great way to attract a Bingo population to play this terrific game.
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  10. 10-08-2011 03:10 AM #10
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