Utopia for the Winning (Congratz Villagers of Netherlife!)

[bigred]

we got tasty treats and plenty of room for activities!

[bigred]

Oh, and rilla, I just remembered you hate dead threads so plz delete this if you're against it. I'll just blog about my loneliness in the afterworld on friendster.

[BennyLaRue]

Ooooo, you breakin Rilla's rules.

So hot.

[a500lbgorilla]

I'll let it slide but I'll delete it once I see something I don't think should be out there. Everyone in this thread is technically still playing.

[bikes]

with my last breath i curse zoidberg!

[bigred]

Outta my thread, nerds. This is a place for the dead v

Jesus, you look at odd with red skin and horns...uh oh

[BennyLaRue]

Are you using "Jesus" as an exclamation there or are you talking to him, intimating that Jesus is, in fact, a demon?

[Shotglass]

Are you using "Jesus" as an exclamation there or are you talking to him, intimating that Jesus is, in fact, a demon?

ooh, paradox of paradoxes

[WillburForce]

hai guys!

[bigred]

Lynch deadline soon

[fulksy]

wow, took off for the long weekend spend couple hours reading through catching up and... dead.

[WillburForce]

This is where all the fly mofos hang.

[Hoopy]

This is where all the fly mofos hang.

lololololol

[bigred]

Live people stop posting in ITT from this post on. Don't want to anger the great rilla.

Welcome fulksy!

[WillburForce]

Lets play word association.

Nutsack

[bigred]

The village!

[a500lbgorilla]

Watch it now, this convo is hitting a bit too close to the mark.

[BennyLaRue]

Hai!

You guys want to hear a joke?

[a500lbgorilla]

Is it the werewolves? Slam!

[WillburForce]

Hai!

You guys want to hear a joke?

whats large, hairy and will bite your fking neck?



My nutsack.

[BennyLaRue]

Is it the werewolves? Slam!

No, it was about a priest, a duck, and a fluffer. But now I'm not going to tell it. You hurt my feelings.

I hate being a wolf. I'm much too innocent to act so vile.

[a500lbgorilla]

No, it was about a priest, a duck, and a fluffer. But now I'm not going to tell it. You hurt my feelings.

I hate being a wolf. I'm much too innocent to act so vile.

Next game I mod I'll be introducing the Superhuman Werewolf. He wins if the village wins OR if the wolves win. I'm thinking you're a good fit.

[BennyLaRue]

Next game I mod I'll be introducing the Superhuman Werewolf. He wins if the village wins OR if the wolves win. I'm thinking you're a good fit.

Can I abuse my power? Because I'd smother my morals if it means I get free candy.

[WillburForce]

Can I abuse my power? Because I'd smother my morals if it means I get free candy.

Benny you're such a tart

[BennyLaRue]

Benny you're such a tart

A Sweet Tart?

[a500lbgorilla]

Can I abuse my power? Because I'd smother my morals if it means I get free candy.

Free would have no meaning to someone like you. It implies that there are things which cost.

[BennyLaRue]

Free would have no meaning to someone like you. It implies that there are things which cost.

You blew my mind, and other things.

I want this.

[rong]

Sigh.

The good die young and the hard die best.

[bigred]

I WAS THE FIRST TO DIE YOUNG AND HARD

[BennyLaRue]

I found it very helpful as a villager to play Eye of the Tiger on repeat. Are you guys even doing that?

BTW, this isn't a message in code. Resist the temptation to look for tiger references in the game thread.

[rong]

Dam it! I chose "I want to fuck you like an animal" instead. Maybe that's where things went wrong.

BTW, this couold be a codded messages, perhaps you should be looking for animals humping within the game thread.

[givememyleg]

so hawt

[a500lbgorilla]

Dam it! I chose "I want to fuck you like an animal" instead. Maybe that's where things went wrong.

BTW, this couold be a codded messages, perhaps you should be looking for animals humping within the game thread.

Game seems like nothing but humps and animals to me anyways.

[bigred]

Game seems like nothing but humps and animals to me anyways.

WHICH IS WHY I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I WAS LYNCHED. HUMPS AND ANIMALS IS MY FUCKING BREAD AND BUTTER!!!!

[a500lbgorilla]

It's all a part of Satan's wonderful plan for you.

[bigred]

oh *sniff* ok

[bigred]

Oh snap, lots of new members!

[a500lbgorilla]

.

[bigred]

what's that horny guy meme, where it looks like his face is almost punched in?

[BennyLaRue]

Oh snap, lots of new members!

It'll be funny when they contribute more here than there.

[jackvance]

Aw I got modkilled :O

Didn't know I was eligible for that since I posted.

[BennyLaRue]

Yeah, that's a likely story, villager. You can stop acting wolfy now. Everyone knows the troof.

[bigred]

when we starting next game? this one is boring

[Shotglass]

It's only boring 'cause you finally got lynched

[gabe]

grrrrr hey yall. there should be some fun werewolf type game called zombies that we could play in the dead thread based on our roles in the game we just died in

[bigred]

DONT SHOOT DONT SHOOT

[WillburForce]

Lynch BR. Ez game.

[a500lbgorilla]

philly gon' be maaaaaad.

[philly and the phanatics]

nobody even waited for me to get a dying breath?!?!?!?! you guys suck ball sacks

[philly and the phanatics]

i hate you guys so much

[philly and the phanatics]

ok no i dont, but stilll....whats shaking my felllow living dead.

[rong]

I blame Bigred.

[BennyLaRue]

Yeah, I already did.

[philly and the phanatics]

standard i finally get a day off and im dead =(

[DropTheBanana]

Literally facepalmed myself after 'Rillas day end post.

Note to self: Throwing wild haymakers in WW is not smart.

[fulksy]

Literally facepalmed myself after 'Rillas day end post.

Note to self: Throwing wild haymakers in WW is not smart.

impressed with your confidence at the time though

[a500lbgorilla]

Literally facepalmed myself after 'Rillas day end post.

Note to self: Throwing wild haymakers in WW is not smart.

Buried deep within this forum is one of my early werewolf games where I lined up one sick haymaker and threw it as firmly as I could...

It did not go well.

[DropTheBanana]

It all made so much sense at the time.

But it's meh, first time I've been a special villager and I personally think it's tougher to play than a wolf.

[a500lbgorilla]

It all made so much sense at the time.

But it's meh, first time I've been a special villager and I personally think it's tougher to play than a wolf.

Vig is prob the worst. Their 35% choices translate into 1/0 events in the game and people take that variance very meaningfully.

I'd still prob say that wolf is harder as it is a sustained effort to win and not a nightly effort not to attract the ire of the village.

[gabe]

wolf is definitely the hardest, its the only position where theres pressure. however sometimes wolves win because of serious villager-fail...

[a500lbgorilla]

wolf is definitely the hardest, its the only position where theres pressure. however sometimes wolves win because of serious villager-fail...

But everyone plays on an island except for angels who can protect themselves, or specials who out before the angel. The wolf island is big by comparison to most. That's an advantage in the right company.

[rong]

I can't believe how epicly bad this got in such a short space of time.

[rong]

But everyone plays on an island except for angels who can protect themselves, or specials who out before the angel. The wolf island is big by comparison to most. That's an advantage in the right company.

Yeah, as a wolf as opposed to special you also get someone to share the excitement with.

If I told my gf or friends I was the vig, I don't think they'd really get it.

[rong]

In fact, if I told anyone I know that I was really excited by my character in an internet based fantasy role playing game, they'd probably just mock me.

[rong]

... and I'd possibly deserve it.

[a500lbgorilla]

I play a game of psychology between poker players. You can't buy interesting like that.

[wufwugy]

Yeah, as a wolf as opposed to special you also get someone to share the excitement with.

If I told my gf or friends I was the vig, I don't think they'd really get it.

In fact, if I told anyone I know that I was really excited by my character in an internet based fantasy role playing game, they'd probably just mock me.

[rong]

Err psychology, yeah sure..... but you guys dress up for your role, right?

[DropTheBanana]

I thought that was mandatory.

[rong]

Here's mine

Werewolf Costume with Shirt

[philly and the phanatics]

hahahahha yessss


also i think that wolf is way easier imo, you have so much more information and people to talk to/bounce ideas off of. Also i think having the company makes it way more fun

[bigred]

Turncoat is by far the hardest role. So far the turncoat has only lived an average of one day.

[gabe]

... and I'd possibly deserve it.

no way, werewolf is awesome. its originally a game people played sitting around like a campfire or classroom, putting it on the internet doesnt mean it isnt lots of fun. theres even some added strategy stuff that you could never do without the internet (referring to longer discussion/analysis times, convenience, reviewable play during the game, NOT dumb stuff like checking when someone is active on a forum or a profile)

[lolzzz_321]

umad?

[BennyLaRue]

Turncoat is by far the hardest role. So far the turncoat has only lived an average of one day.

Zero days, imo.