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    Default SHNL **** Thread {nsfw by request}

    Post all your random quick questions here along with any other random poker related ****:

    for all you with tilt problems:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bb8P...eature=related
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    in
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    I like this idea
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    about time!
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    18/18/10.7 3b and fucks with me constantly
    tanks flop forever and shoves over minraise

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    SB ($288.10)
    BB ($56)
    UTG ($185.45)
    MP ($32.70)
    CO ($17.50)
    Hero (Button) ($127.95)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with K, Q
    UTG calls $1, 2 folds, Hero bets $6, SB raises to $16, 2 folds, Hero calls $10

    Flop: ($34) K, 7, 10 (2 players)
    SB bets $22, Hero raises to $44, SB raises to $272.10 (All-In), Hero calls $67.95 (All-In)

    Turn: ($257.90) 3 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    River: ($257.90) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Total pot: $257.90 | Rake: $3



    standard?
  6. #6
    only if you hate money
  7. #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    only if you hate money
    call frop?
  8. #8
    Played poker with Don Cheadle. He read my soul. I'm a chat fish. But tbh I just wanted to have fun and play with the pros.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #13522755267: Table Stoneypeak (6 max, ante, deep) - $5/$10 Ante $1.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:08:53 ET - 2009/07/21
    Seat 1: Trans4m ($1,462.50)
    Seat 2: migs2 ($1,109)
    Seat 3: Don Cheadle ($1,928)
    Seat 4: Nataraja ($1,000)
    Seat 5: sk1952 ($831.05)
    Seat 6: HYPNOTO4D ($1,995.50)
    HYPNOTO4D antes $1.50
    Trans4m antes $1.50
    sk1952 antes $1.50
    migs2 antes $1.50
    Don Cheadle antes $1.50
    Trans4m posts the small blind of $5
    migs2 posts the big blind of $10
    The button is in seat #6
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Trans4m [Qd Qs]
    Don Cheadle raises to $20
    sk1952 folds
    HYPNOTO4D folds
    Trans4m raises to $100
    migs2 folds
    Don Cheadle calls $80
    *** FLOP *** [Th 5c 2c]
    Trans4m has 15 seconds left to act
    Trans4m bets $170
    Don Cheadle raises to $727.50
    Trans4m has 15 seconds left to act
    Trans4m has requested TIME
    Trans4m: really don?
    Don Cheadle: yep
    DennyFrench (Observer): Oh Donny boy
    Trans4m raises to $1,285
    Don Cheadle: uhoh
    Don Cheadle has 15 seconds left to act
    Trans4m: slowroll?
    Don Cheadle has requested TIME
    Don Cheadle: me? never
    Trans4m: ure priced in
    Trans4m: i think
    Don Cheadle: I am?
    Trans4m: i dno
    Trans4m: what u got
    Trans4m: ill tell u
    Don Cheadle: no if you got KK
    Trans4m: i dont
    Don Cheadle: A 10
    Trans4m: oh
    Trans4m: good fold
    DennyFrench (Observer): call it
    Don Cheadle folds
    Uncalled bet of $557.50 returned to Trans4m
    Trans4m mucks
    Trans4m wins the pot ($1,669.50)
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $1,672.50 | Rake $3
    Board: [Th 5c 2c]
    Seat 1: Trans4m (small blind) collected ($1,669.50), mucked
    Seat 2: migs2 (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: Don Cheadle folded on the Flop
    Seat 4: Nataraja is sitting out
    Seat 5: sk1952 folded before the Flop
    Seat 6: HYPNOTO4D (button) folded before the Flop


    Raising to find out where you're at is not always bad
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    So sick that you started this thread and now you're gonna take credid for my idea.

    Bagsy starting the next one when this one gets huge.


    Villain just sat with this stack size so probably fish,

    $2/$4 No Limit Holdem
    4 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    Hero (CO) ($400.00)
    BTN ($1261.81)
    SB ($284.21)
    BB ($291.32)

    Pre-flop: ($6, 4 players) Hero is CO
    Hero raises to $14, 1 fold, SB calls $12, 1 fold

    Flop: ($32, 2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $28, SB raises to $56, $28 to Hero ($358)?
  10. #10
    iopq: it's fine

    Alexos: First rule of chat club; if they chat it's because they want a call.
  11. #11
    o rly
    Nine to five is how to survive - I ain't trying to survive / I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it a lot //

    Can offer RB deals on most sites, PM me.
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    god r we really gonna post strategy in this thread???
    Nine to five is how to survive - I ain't trying to survive / I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it a lot //

    Can offer RB deals on most sites, PM me.
  13. #13
    can a mod make it NSFW so I can post some hotteeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
  14. #14
    i feel really bad for sucking out on him... is this normal? Fwiw id never feel bad for sucking out on ANYONE usually

    Full Tilt Poker Game #13523283266: Table Stoneypeak (6 max, ante, deep) - $5/$10 Ante $1.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:40:06 ET - 2009/07/21
    Seat 1: Trans4m ($2,681.80)
    Seat 2: migs2 ($1,517)
    Seat 3: Don Cheadle ($968)
    Seat 4: Nataraja ($1,000)
    Seat 5: sk1952 ($976.10)
    Seat 6: HYPNOTO4D ($1,340.05)
    Trans4m antes $1.50
    Nataraja antes $1.50
    migs2 antes $1.50
    HYPNOTO4D antes $1.50
    Don Cheadle antes $1.50
    sk1952 antes $1.50
    Trans4m posts the small blind of $5
    migs2 posts the big blind of $10
    The button is in seat #6
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Trans4m [Jc Js]
    Don Cheadle raises to $20
    Nataraja folds
    Nataraja adds $1.50
    sk1952 has 15 seconds left to act
    sk1952 raises to $40
    HYPNOTO4D folds
    Trans4m has 15 seconds left to act
    Trans4m calls $35
    migs2 folds
    Don Cheadle raises to $179
    sk1952 calls $139
    Trans4m has 15 seconds left to act
    Trans4m calls $139
    *** FLOP *** [4s 7c Jd]
    Trans4m checks
    Don Cheadle bets $787.50, and is all in
    sk1952 folds
    Trans4m calls $787.50
    Don Cheadle shows [Kd Kc]
    Trans4m shows [Jc Js]
    *** TURN *** [4s 7c Jd] [5d]
    *** RIVER *** [4s 7c Jd 5d] [9s]
    Don Cheadle shows a pair of Kings
    Trans4m shows three of a kind, Jacks
    Trans4m wins the pot ($2,128) with three of a kind, Jacks
    Don Cheadle adds $500
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $2,131 | Rake $3
    Board: [4s 7c Jd 5d 9s]
    Seat 1: Trans4m (small blind) showed [Jc Js] and won ($2,128) with three of a kind, Jacks
    Seat 2: migs2 (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: Don Cheadle showed [Kd Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
    Seat 4: Nataraja folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: sk1952 folded on the Flop
    Seat 6: HYPNOTO4D (button) folded before the Flop
    Nine to five is how to survive - I ain't trying to survive / I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it a lot //

    Can offer RB deals on most sites, PM me.
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    aren't you a mod?
  16. #16
    obv not yo
  17. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    obv not yo
    oh shit true nvm
  18. #18
    alexos: how can you feel bad? dude's rich! and famous! he probably had some chick blowing him during that hand
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    So sick that you started this thread and now you're gonna take credid for my idea.
    Naw I'm not like that, just pulled the trigger instead of waiting for somebody else to.

    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Bagsy starting the next one when this one gets huge.
    I don't drink enough Guinness to know what this means.
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    Bet/fold? How much? Villain is a reg, bit spewy. Thinks I'm terrrrible. Has berated me in chat before

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop

    CO ($406)
    Button ($400)
    SB ($1275.20)
    BB ($400)
    Hero (UTG) ($804)
    MP ($474)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG with A, Q
    Hero bets $14, MP calls $14, 4 folds

    Flop: ($34) 6, 9, J (2 players)
    Hero bets $24, MP calls $24

    Turn: ($82) 10 (2 players)
    Hero bets $66, MP calls $66

    River: ($214) K (2 players)
    Hero ($370 eff.)...
  21. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche
    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    So sick that you started this thread and now you're gonna take credid for my idea.
    Naw I'm not like that, just pulled the trigger instead of waiting for somebody else to.

    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Bagsy starting the next one when this one gets huge.
    I don't drink enough Guinness to know what this means.
    No worries I was only joking around anyway.
  22. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    Bet/fold? How much? Villain is a reg, bit spewy. Thinks I'm terrrrible. Has berated me in chat before

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop

    CO ($406)
    Button ($400)
    SB ($1275.20)
    BB ($400)
    Hero (UTG) ($804)
    MP ($474)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG with A, Q
    Hero bets $14, MP calls $14, 4 folds

    Flop: ($34) 6, 9, J (2 players)
    Hero bets $24, MP calls $24

    Turn: ($82) 10 (2 players)
    Hero bets $66, MP calls $66

    River: ($214) K (2 players)
    Hero ($370 eff.)...
    175$
    Nine to five is how to survive - I ain't trying to survive / I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it a lot //

    Can offer RB deals on most sites, PM me.
  23. #23
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    I play it tricky like a MORON and then holy fuck the turn rapes me and I'm like why didn't I just fucking raise the flop
    villain is 19/13 with 8.7 3b I don't remember my reads on him since session was earlier

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    Button ($100)
    SB ($100)
    Hero (BB) ($150.15)
    UTG ($102.25)
    MP ($155.10)
    CO ($192)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 10, 10
    1 fold, MP bets $3.50, 2 folds, SB calls $3, Hero calls $2.50

    Flop: ($10.50) A, K, 10 (3 players)
    SB checks, Hero checks, MP bets $7.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $7.50

    Turn: ($25.50) J (2 players)
    Hero checks, MP checks

    River: ($25.50) 6 (2 players)
    Hero checks, MP bets $18, Hero calls $18

    Total pot: $61.50 | Rake: $3
  24. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Alexos
    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    Bet/fold? How much? Villain is a reg, bit spewy. Thinks I'm terrrrible. Has berated me in chat before

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop

    CO ($406)
    Button ($400)
    SB ($1275.20)
    BB ($400)
    Hero (UTG) ($804)
    MP ($474)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG with A, Q
    Hero bets $14, MP calls $14, 4 folds

    Flop: ($34) 6, 9, J (2 players)
    Hero bets $24, MP calls $24

    Turn: ($82) 10 (2 players)
    Hero bets $66, MP calls $66

    River: ($214) K (2 players)
    Hero ($370 eff.)...
    175$
    I picked $180 but couldn't find the fold button. Villain had royal ldo
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    the next book from the authors of Professional No Limit Hold'em seems to be out as an ebook since last month:

    http://smallstakesnolimitholdem.com/

    has anyone got this already?

    edit: never mind, found the thread:
    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ok-t86155.html
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    villain is a tag I don't have reads on yet and I'm fucking retarded:

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    SB ($20)
    BB ($107.75)
    UTG ($100)
    Hero (MP) ($160.25)
    Button ($246.35)

    Preflop: Hero is MP with 5, 5
    UTG bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50, 3 folds

    Flop: ($8.50) 6, J, A (2 players)
    UTG bets $6, Hero raises to $17, UTG calls $11

    Turn: ($42.50) 7 (2 players)
    UTG checks, Hero checks

    River: ($42.50) 8 (2 players)
    UTG bets $30, Hero raises to $139.75 (All-In), UTG calls $49.50 (All-In)

    Total pot: $201.50 | Rake: $3
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    Wouldnt all your value hands just bet turn after he calls flop?

    I would rather bet river when he checks, dont see why he would b/f for 50 more after he bets 30 on the river.
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    yes that's why I'm retarded
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    I'm pretty sure Alexos was joking this entire thread besides the bet size post
    Check out the new blog!!!
  30. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    I'm pretty sure Alexos was joking this entire thread besides the bet size post
    ehehe, feeling bad for don cheadle was half true also
    Nine to five is how to survive - I ain't trying to survive / I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it a lot //

    Can offer RB deals on most sites, PM me.
  31. #31
    €300 says I can make my blueline touch my redline by the end of the month!!? Mostly 1/2 btw.

  32. #32
    villain is 26/19/4.5 with 3bet 9.8%
    i have some history with him and I know he's very capable of double and triple barreling (cbet turn 64%, cbet riv 70%)

    this is why I played the hand this way, do you think this is optimal?


    $1/$2 No Limit Holdem
    5 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG sirpaul ($200.10)
    CO DerMeisters ($178.78)
    BTN Devan_AA ($403.50)
    SB friga ($215.00)
    BB Hero ($200.00)

    Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BB
    2 folds, Devan_AA raises to $6, 1 fold, Hero calls $4

    Flop: ($13, 2 players)
    Hero checks, Devan_AA bets $10, Hero calls $10

    Turn: ($33, 2 players)
    Hero checks, Devan_AA bets $26, Hero calls $26

    River: ($85, 2 players)
    Hero checks, Devan_AA bets $63, Hero raises to $158

    Final Pot: $306

    have I been running so bad for so long that I wasn't even remotely surprised when he shows QQQQ ?
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    opp 40/18/1.4 (steal 40%)
    do you think this line is OK?
    if we hit big on the river ie flush or JJJ do you lead or CR? being that opp is fishy I think leading river when we hit is best?

    $1/$2 No Limit Holdem
    6 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG -anomaly- ($194.00)
    UTG+1 El_Maco ($200.00)
    CO McMurphy10 ($200.00)
    BTN yes77 ($166.00)
    SB melv_p ($481.20)
    BB Hero ($203.00)

    Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is BB
    3 folds, yes77 raises to $7, 1 fold, Hero calls $5

    Flop: ($15, 2 players)
    Hero checks, yes77 bets $15, Hero calls $15

    Turn: ($45, 2 players)
    Hero checks, yes77 bets $45, Hero calls $45

    River: ($135, 2 players)
    Hero checks, yes77 checks

    Final Pot: $135
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    villain (UTG) 20/15/2.2 (ep 15% raise)
    with 4bet range 1.2%

    I'm certain I'm well ahead of the $49 fish here, I figured if I flat here it REALLY looks like I have a huge hand like KK/AA which is why I didn't reraise, if I just shove he's going to snap QQ/KK/AA right, how would you play this? should I call his shove because if HE had a monster wouldn't he just flat as well to keep me in?

    $1/$2 No Limit Holdem
    6 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG Bapttouli ($486.62)
    UTG+1 toaster ($200.25)
    CO djbart1300 ($49.10)
    BTN Enziane ($87.20)
    SB dobbe11 ($239.55)
    BB Hero ($214.00)

    Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is BB
    Bapttouli raises to $7, 1 fold, djbart1300 raises to $49.10, 2 folds, Hero calls $47.10, Bapttouli raises to $486.62

    Final Pot: $585.82
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    jfc this is a worst **** thread then SSNL 6m. x.x someone NSFW this so it can improve.

    ?wut
  36. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    jfc this is a worst **** thread then SSNL 6m. x.x someone NSFW this so it can improve.
    this, wtf I feel like ppl have never been in a [censored] thread before

    1. Post sick-ass bluffs, beats, and thin value bets
    2. Post pictures of hot chicks who are about to do something dirty
    3. REPEAT

    If you have some basic question that's fine but every page shouldn't have 20 HH's asking about semi-standard spots.
  37. #37
    villain: 25/21/2.3 (river bet freq 20%)

    agree this is a CLEAR fold (has to be wheel/boat ?)

    $1/$2 No Limit Holdem
    5 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG Belagiomio ($231.20)
    CO friga ($115.15)
    BTN big-shoot ($242.30)
    SB couillonade ($194.00)
    BB Hero ($215.00)

    Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BB
    2 folds, big-shoot raises to $5, couillonade calls $4, Hero calls $3

    Flop: ($15, 3 players)
    couillonade checks, Hero checks, big-shoot checks

    Turn: ($15, 3 players)
    couillonade bets $12, Hero calls $12, big-shoot folds

    River: ($39, 2 players)
    couillonade checks, Hero bets $22, couillonade raises to $88

    Final Pot: $149
  38. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by bspahn
    opp 40/18/1.4 (steal 40%)
    do you think this line is OK?
    if we hit big on the river ie flush or JJJ do you lead or CR? being that opp is fishy I think leading river when we hit is best?

    $1/$2 No Limit Holdem
    6 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG -anomaly- ($194.00)
    UTG+1 El_Maco ($200.00)
    CO McMurphy10 ($200.00)
    BTN yes77 ($166.00)
    SB melv_p ($481.20)
    BB Hero ($203.00)

    Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is BB
    3 folds, yes77 raises to $7, 1 fold, Hero calls $5

    Flop: ($15, 2 players)
    Hero checks, yes77 bets $15, Hero calls $15

    Turn: ($45, 2 players)
    Hero checks

    lead turn for 35. i'd do this versus straightforward or passive players.
    Quote Originally Posted by Carroters
    Ambition is fucking great, but you're trying to dig up gold with a rocket launcher and are going to blow the whole lot to shit unless you refine your tools
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    I thought the whole point of this thread was to post stuff thats probably std and not that deep, but which you'd still like a response of some sort to, even just a checkup that its really std.
    Just dipping my toes back in.
  40. #40
    that's what the shnl forum is for
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    so much facepalming ITT

    ?wut
  42. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by bspahn
    villain: 25/21/2.3 (river bet freq 20%)

    agree this is a CLEAR fold (has to be wheel/boat ?)

    $1/$2 No Limit Holdem
    5 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG Belagiomio ($231.20)
    CO friga ($115.15)
    BTN big-shoot ($242.30)
    SB couillonade ($194.00)
    BB Hero ($215.00)

    Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BB
    2 folds, big-shoot raises to $5, couillonade calls $4, Hero calls $3

    Flop: ($15, 3 players)
    couillonade checks, Hero checks, big-shoot checks

    Turn: ($15, 3 players)
    couillonade bets $12, Hero calls $12, big-shoot folds

    River: ($39, 2 players)
    couillonade checks, Hero bets $22, couillonade raises to $88

    Final Pot: $149


    the top of your range is A9, your line overall is weak, and his line is non standard. i want to call.
    Quote Originally Posted by Carroters
    Ambition is fucking great, but you're trying to dig up gold with a rocket launcher and are going to blow the whole lot to shit unless you refine your tools
  43. #43
    if he put me on a missed draw, wouldn't he just c/c ? you say my line is weak. i figure i have a good hand here, how am I supposed to make it seem a lot stronger? raising the turn is stupid imo, do I just bet near pot on the river because i'm really only getting paid by a weaker 9 ?
  44. #44
    also fold turn actually
    Quote Originally Posted by Carroters
    Ambition is fucking great, but you're trying to dig up gold with a rocket launcher and are going to blow the whole lot to shit unless you refine your tools
  45. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    jfc this is a worst **** thread then SSNL 6m. x.x someone NSFW this so it can improve.
    this, wtf I feel like ppl have never been in a [censored] thread before

    1. Post sick-ass bluffs, beats, and thin value bets
    2. Post pictures of hot chicks who are about to do something dirty
    3. REPEAT

    If you have some basic question that's fine but every page shouldn't have 20 HH's asking about semi-standard spots.
    How about the old mississippi bluff?

    PokerStars Game #30622128164: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/07/18 23:08:37 PT [2009/07/19 2:08:37 ET]
    Table 'Rarahu IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: Parasurama ($65.30 in chips)
    Seat 2: Chaserboy ($113.25 in chips)
    Seat 3: clumsychris ($156.20 in chips)
    Seat 4: TA916 ($50 in chips)
    Seat 5: SeeGars ($100.05 in chips)
    Seat 6: leeboy79 ($221.25 in chips)
    Chaserboy: posts small blind $0.25
    clumsychris: posts big blind $0.50
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Parasurama [Js Kd]
    SeeGars said, "NH"
    leeboy79 said, "sweet"
    TA916: folds
    SeeGars: folds
    Parasurama said, "nice"
    leeboy79: calls $0.50
    Parasurama: raises $1.50 to $2
    leeboy79 said, "u had me bworred"
    Chaserboy: calls $1.75
    clumsychris: folds
    leeboy79: calls $1.50
    *** FLOP *** [Ah 3s Tc]
    leeboy79 said, "i call"
    Chaserboy: checks
    leeboy79: bets $1.50
    Parasurama: calls $1.50
    leeboy79 said, "ty"
    Chaserboy: folds
    *** TURN *** [Ah 3s Tc] [4s]
    leeboy79 said, "par"
    leeboy79: bets $4.50
    Parasurama: calls $4.50
    *** RIVER *** [Ah 3s Tc 4s] [Th]
    leeboy79: bets $18
    Parasurama: raises $39.30 to $57.30 and is all-in
    leeboy79: folds
    Uncalled bet ($39.30) returned to Parasurama
    Parasurama collected $51.85 from pot
    Parasurama: doesn't show hand
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $54.50 | Rake $2.65
    Board [Ah 3s Tc 4s Th]
    Seat 1: Parasurama (button) collected ($51.85)
    Seat 2: Chaserboy (small blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 3: clumsychris (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: TA916 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: SeeGars folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: leeboy79 folded on the River
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    whats your reasoning for folding turn when i have Q9 ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bspahn
    if he put me on a missed draw, wouldn't he just c/c ? you say my line is weak. i figure i have a good hand here, how am I supposed to make it seem a lot stronger? raising the turn is stupid imo, do I just bet near pot on the river because i'm really only getting paid by a weaker 9 ?

    when i said ur line was weak i meant that you havent played your hand in a way that would suggest you have a strong hand.

    as for the betsizing, i think a large river bet is as likely to get called by 66/88 as a smaller one given the board texture and your flop/turn line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bspahn
    whats your reasoning for folding turn when i have Q9 ?

    his turn bet looks strong, it does not look like he is putting out a bet to see whether it gets called or raised. because of that i'm not calling a river bet, and we only have a Q/9 as potential outs if we are WA/WB which i think we are most of the time. his bluff freq is going to be low in this spot so id fold.
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    i guess i have this issue with figuring that if my hand is stronger than opponents I want to make it cheap for them to call so i end up making a shitton of these 1/3 to 1/2 pot sized bets but I guess thinking players see that as strength rather than weakness a lot?

    you said I could easily fold turn here with Q9 as well, is that because you figure he often has 2pr+ here ?
  50. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by bspahn
    i guess i have this issue with figuring that if my hand is stronger than opponents I want to make it cheap for them to call so i end up making a shitton of these 1/3 to 1/2 pot sized bets but I guess thinking players see that as strength rather than weakness a lot?

    you said I could easily fold turn here with Q9 as well, is that because you figure he often has 2pr+ here ?

    the most useful piece of bet sizing psychology i know is that weak and average players will play more straightforward and passive when you make large bets. when i have a medium strength hand (per ABCD theorem, Q9 is a "B" strength hand on this river), getting my opponent to play in this way is highly desirable.

    22/33/55/A4/A9/K9 seems like a reasonable range for SB, i just don't see him value betting the turn like this with worse.
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    man i swear to fucking god, if i ever meet the dude in charge of holdem manager, i'm punching him in the motherfucking face
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    villalin is 19/15/3.7 with 3bet 5%

    BTN his 3bet is actually 8%
    he bets his entire range here, great flop for it, and he's 89% cbet in 3bet pots, he knows the turn sucks to barrel so I think he checks back because he's putting me on 99/TT/JJ/AQ/KQs

    the river completes his AK/AJ/AT/Axcc hands but I don't ever see him shoving those.

    his shoving range here only includes 22/88/QQ/AQ/KQ here?
    can he make this play with any 2 based on the fact that he assumes I will never call here without a Q ?

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    man i swear to fucking god, if i ever meet the dude in charge of holdem manager, i'm punching him in the motherfucking face
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    because this software has given me nothing but problems non stop since day one, and its not my computers fault because ive had the same fucking problems on multiple different computers and operating systems.

    I can't fucking believe someone can charge 90 dollars this piece of shit. Its borderline fraud and I hope his family dies of aids. I don't hope they just caught hiv. I hope they have all had hiv for quite some time now and their t-cells are in single digits.
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    man i swear to fucking god, if i ever meet the dude in charge of holdem manager, i'm punching him in the motherfucking face
    y
    because this software has given me nothing but problems non stop since day one, and its not my computers fault because ive had the same fucking problems on multiple different computers and operating systems.

    I can't fucking believe someone can charge 90 dollars this piece of shit. Its borderline fraud and I hope his family dies of aids. I don't hope they just caught hiv. I hope they have all had hiv for quite some time now and their t-cells are in single digits.
    what kind of problems
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    ahhhh so many random hands!!
    OMFG!!!!
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    man i swear to fucking god, if i ever meet the dude in charge of holdem manager, i'm punching him in the motherfucking face
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    because this software has given me nothing but problems non stop since day one, and its not my computers fault because ive had the same fucking problems on multiple different computers and operating systems.

    I can't fucking believe someone can charge 90 dollars this piece of shit. Its borderline fraud and I hope his family dies of aids. I don't hope they just caught hiv. I hope they have all had hiv for quite some time now and their t-cells are in single digits.
    what kind of problems
    too many to mention, but the most current one is the hud randomly not working on certain ftp tables
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    ahhhh so many random hands!!
    To catch you up, one of the main reasons for this thread was so people could post their more boring, probably standard hands in one thread for quick comments, rather than bogging up space with a separate thread for each.
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    man i swear to fucking god, if i ever meet the dude in charge of holdem manager, i'm punching him in the motherfucking face
    Jesus, I love the software and have never had any serious problems with it. If I meet Roy I'm buying him a lap dance.
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    that is actually quite reasonable, just not what i am used to. i like the hot babes.

    as for that TT bspahn hand, id quickly muck. youre gonna be facing a boat quite often when he overbet jams, but more importantly the problem here is you said you are worried he is exploiting you because you cannot call a bet without Qx. You should actually be having Qx a fair bit here if he is a competent opponent. Id imagine your flop range is very close to 99-TT, QTs-AQ, usually getting in JJ preflop, then maybe a cheeky float with JTss or something occasionally. If he is shitty then of course you should be leading your trips, but vs anyone aggro i would check Qx more often than not expecting him to valuebet all of his Ax and occasionally bluffing as well.
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    man i swear to fucking god, if i ever meet the dude in charge of holdem manager, i'm punching him in the motherfucking face
    y
    because this software has given me nothing but problems non stop since day one, and its not my computers fault because ive had the same fucking problems on multiple different computers and operating systems.

    I can't fucking believe someone can charge 90 dollars this piece of shit. Its borderline fraud and I hope his family dies of aids. I don't hope they just caught hiv. I hope they have all had hiv for quite some time now and their t-cells are in single digits.
    what kind of problems
    too many to mention, but the most current one is the hud randomly not working on certain ftp tables
    sometimes the hem hud process gets stuck so when you shut down hem it stays loaded and you have to shut it down manually from the task manager
  72. #72
    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    that is actually quite reasonable, just not what i am used to. i like the hot babes.

    as for that TT bspahn hand, id quickly muck. youre gonna be facing a boat quite often when he overbet jams, but more importantly the problem here is you said you are worried he is exploiting you because you cannot call a bet without Qx. You should actually be having Qx a fair bit here if he is a competent opponent. Id imagine your flop range is very close to 99-TT, QTs-AQ, usually getting in JJ preflop, then maybe a cheeky float with JTss or something occasionally. If he is shitty then of course you should be leading your trips, but vs anyone aggro i would check Qx more often than not expecting him to valuebet all of his Ax and occasionally bluffing as well.
    thanks a lot nutsinho. i'm starting to realize this is a problem I have in my game, I play too many hands face up and play too many hands in a weak exploitable way.
    If I'm bound to play a hand like TT in this way even on not-so-horrible flops like this, I'm better off folding pre or small 4betting and folding (if I'm confident his 5b shoving range doesnt include many hands I'm ahead of. Even if it's only $12 more to call I don't have set odds against a guy with an 8% BTN 3bet range.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    man i swear to fucking god, if i ever meet the dude in charge of holdem manager, i'm punching him in the motherfucking face
    Jesus, I love the software and have never had any serious problems with it. If I meet Roy I'm buying him a lap dance.
    This, I mean the only problem I had was when stars made the 5xvpp and newvpp tables, but they had an update out within 24 hours
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    countdown to PLO hi/lo becoming all the rage?

    edit : maybe it's just a euro thing...
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?

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