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[BennyLaRue]

Breastfeeding and the pill don't mix so unless I want to help populate the earf again super-quick, I have to use condoms. I've got some regular old Durex like I used to buy but I feel I can do better.

What are all the cool kids wearing these days?

[wufwugy]

kimono micro thin

put that durex in the trash where it belongs

[Sasquach991]

Just breastfeed now and then take your pill later

[BennyLaRue]

Just breastfeed now and then take your pill later

The smiley wrecked it.

[rong]

Breast feeding acts as contraception

[BennyLaRue]

Breast feeding acts as contraception

And isn't fail safe.

[JL]

There are some pills that are safe to take while breastfeeding

[BennyLaRue]

Yes, let's feed "FDA approved" levels of estrogen to my boy through breast milk.

FOCUS, PEOPLE.

[mbiz]

thin ones, or so im told.

[rong]

Nothing is 100%. How about sleeping with someone else?

[kiwiMark]

did I miss the congratulations time?

[rong]

I think this thread us a nonchalant way of asking for Congrats.

[rong]

So, Congrats! If its your first, your life as you knew it is officially over, you'll age more this year than ever before and probably never sleep deeply again, but overall it's awesome right?

[BennyLaRue]

did I miss the congratulations time?

Yes and no. It was 4 months ago. I mentioned it. I didn't make a big deal about it.

[kiwiMark]

I congratulated you then, although when I read this post I couldn't remember if that was you announcing you were expecting or the kiddy being brought into the world. I think now it was the latter.

[kiwiMark]

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[flomo]

Congrats on getting laid and good luck on doing it again.


Ass to mouth, no condom needed.

[rong]

We have a winner!

[Monty3038]

Now that you've procreated. Get fixed. If you let her go back on the pill... be sure she loses the weight first (if she isn't naturally heavy) the blood clot risks with the pill are nightmarish, my ex had a DVT because of taking the pill and was disabled for weeks, had to take blood thinners for months afterwards.

[d0zer]

don't be a pussy, just pull out. It has a pretty high efficacy rate if you're disciplined. I've been doing it for years and the only time I've procreated was when I fired it in'er.

[kiwiMark]

You shoot blanks, bud. It's sweetle's kid.

[OngBonga]

Jesus, it's not fucking difficult. Just do her up the arse. Condoms are for gays who don't want AIDS.

[d0zer]

You shoot blanks, bud. It's sweetle's kid.

your mother is a whore

[a500lbgorilla]

your mother is a whore

That's my woman you're talking about!

[d0zer]

fuck just discipline failed and fired one in her

[BennyLaRue]

CASE IN POINT WHY THIS THREAD IS NECESSARY!!!

[d0zer]

CASE IN POINT WHY THIS THREAD IS NECESSARY!!!

where's your spirit of gambol? I thought this was a poker site full of daring young men, full of testosterone, living on the edge, grabbing life by the balls, firing nuts in sluts etc.

[rpm]

i thought benny was on a salary working for FTR as the commune comedian. you play poker benny?

[bikes]

life so much easier without having to worry about any of this

[bikes]

where's your spirit of gambol? I thought this was a poker site full of daring young men, full of testosterone, living on the edge, grabbing life by the balls, firing nuts in sluts etc.

would think that with all the people you talk poker with that your opinion of this forum would be it's full of life nits.

[BennyLaRue]

i thought benny was on a salary working for FTR as the commune comedian. you play poker benny?

No respect, I tells ya.

[BennyLaRue]

life so much easier without having to worry about any of this

True, but many would say you're missing out on other aspects as well and those aspects make this all worth it. I mean, you're not saying wow life is so much easier because I have a hot barren naked slut begging me to take her at all times for my own pleasure and I don't have to worry about this.

[BennyLaRue]

where's your spirit of gambol? I thought this was a poker site full of daring young men, full of testosterone, living on the edge, grabbing life by the balls, firing nuts in sluts etc.

Naw, dude, it's mostly Asians doing math.

[d0zer]

Naw, dude, it's mostly Asians doing math.

fuck, I hate asians and math. only slightly less than bikes does

[bikes]

shippppppppppppppppppp

[Galapogos]

Bbikies is a virgin?

[bikes]

no.

[philly and the phanatics]

he got fucked by a big black dude when he was 12...thats why he's so bitter all the time

[celtic123]

I recommend the Condom.

[kiwiMark]

I think you'll find the Condom is only so effective because your partner in that pic is too young to reproduce anyway.

[celtic123]

In before kiwi suggests.....oh . Too late

[rpm]

well played sirs

[bikes]

if i was to need condoms again im restricted cause of a latex allergy. my friends swear by trojan fire and ice though.

[Luco]

there are latex free ones out there made from organic material (such as sheep's intestine, for some of you it wouldn't be the first time you've put your dick in a sheep I'm sure)

[drmcboy]

man up and snip it

[bikes]

there are latex free ones out there made from organic material (such as sheep's intestine, for some of you it wouldn't be the first time you've put your dick in a sheep I'm sure)

obv but why would u wear sheep skin or polyeurathane unless you have to, they are redic expensive in comparison

[OngBonga]

ARSE

[kiwiMark]

there are latex free ones out there made from organic material (such as sheep's intestine, for some of you it wouldn't be the first time you've put your dick in a sheep I'm sure)

says the man from wales

[Luco]

obv but why would u wear sheep skin or polyeurathane unless you have to, they are redic expensive in comparison

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^ latex free, same price as normal ones. I must admit they smell quite different. Can you get them in the USA?

[Luco]

says the man from wales

Yes but it's compulsory here so I have an excuse

[OngBonga]

Don't sheep outnumber people by like 14:1 in NZ? It's only something like 4:1 in Wales.

Therefore, there a 3.5 times more sheepshaggers in NZ than there are in Wales. Fact.

[BennyLaRue]

man up and snip it

Eventually but it needs to work again later for now.

[OngBonga]

Jesus Benny stop pretending you have a cock and balls.

[drmcboy]

nah one kid is plenty (not as good as zero but w/e biology), ask anyone with two kids. or freeze it, best of both worlds!

[BennyLaRue]

nah one kid is plenty (not as good as zero but w/e biology), ask anyone with two kids. or freeze it, best of both worlds!

Is this your medical opinion?

[d0zer]

nah one kid is plenty (not as good as zero but w/e biology), ask anyone with two kids. or freeze it, best of both worlds!

everyone with multiple kids I've ever talked to said that the second or third is always easier because you've done it before, your life is already set up around kids, etc.

[rong]

My 2nd is due in a month, I can't wait.

Other half wants me to get the snip now, I told her I wouldn't as it isn't guaranteed that it can be reversed and I may want to start another family when I'm a little older.

[boost]

children are the worst VD of all...

[Ash256]

nah one kid is plenty (not as good as zero but w/e biology), ask anyone with two kids. or freeze it, best of both worlds!

A friend and I were discussing what it was like to grow up as an only child. She had a collection of rocks. Each had individual names, personalities, dreams and aspirations. I, meanwhile, used to spend my afternoons in a little toy van, trundling around the garden with a bag full of envelopes pretending I was a postman posting letters.

Please, for your children's sake, have another one.

[boost]

You know.. I don't think I'm good friends with any only children.. I guess they are all just a bunch of weirdos?

[BennyLaRue]

Yeah, can all the only children here put their hands up. It could explain a lot.

Ash is wise.

[OngBonga]

Not me. I'm the middle of three brothers, I have two younger sisters too.

[a500lbgorilla]

A friend and I were discussing what it was like to grow up as an only child. She had a collection of rocks. Each had individual names, personalities, dreams and aspirations. I, meanwhile, used to spend my afternoons in a little toy van, trundling around the garden with a bag full of envelopes pretending I was a postman posting letters.

Please, for your children's sake, have another one.

lol at thinking siblings would have fixed this.

[Jack Sawyer]

lol at thinking siblings would have fixed this.

hahaha +1

[drmcboy]

your life is already set up around kids,

this is it, most people I know with kids were still awesome and the same people after kid one, kid two... Just depends on what your goals are, because it's all about the kids at that point. Sports guy had a hilarious rant about the second kid but google failed to find it.

I was an only until 12 but have 1 bro/1 sis. I was miserable the whole time.


Asking people who have kids if they are happy about the second+ one isn't much use because most people don't like to admit mistakes in general and they of course love the second kid. Also everyone with kids wants you in the tribe.

In general it's a topic that no one has an objective/informed opinion about.

[BennyLaRue]

In general it's a topic that no one has an objective/informed opinion about.

Yeah, so enough with the judgy judginess ppl, and answer the original question.

Only wufanugy did but he's a Communist and I can't trust him because those ppl always want more comrades for the commune, ldo.