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  1. #1

    Default poetry thread

    Last night i saw upon the stair
    a little man who wasnt there
    He wasnt there again today
    Oh how i wish he'd go away
    Last edited by mbiz; 05-12-2011 at 09:03 PM.
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    It would be spiteful
    To put jellyfish in a trifle
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    Rome wasn't built in a day,
    It just looks that way.
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    mention this to me.

    mention something, anything..

    and watch the weather change.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    start using your brain more and vagina less

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    Why art thou silent & invisible
    Father of jealousy
    Why dost thou hide thyself in clouds
    From every searching Eye

    Why darkness & obscurity
    In all thy words & laws
    That none dare eat the fruit but from
    The wily serpents jaws
    Or is it because Secresy
    gains females loud applause
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    NOT SAFE!

    You have been warned
















    Please master can I touch your cheek
    please master can I kneel at your feet
    please master can I loosen your blue pants
    please master can I gaze at your golden haired belly
    please master can I gently take down your shorts
    please master can I have your thighs bare to my eyes
    please master can I take off your clothes below your chair
    please master can I kiss your ankles and soul
    please master can I touch lips to your muscle hairless thigh
    please master can I lay my ear pressed to your stomach
    please master can I wrap my arms around your white ass
    please master can I lick your groin curled with soft blond fur
    please master can I touch my tongue to your rosy asshole
    please master may I pass my face to your balls,
    please master, please look into my eyes,
    please master order me down on the floor,
    please master tell me to lick your thick shaft
    please master put your rough hands on my bald hairy skull
    please master press my mouth to your prick-heart
    please master press my face into your belly, pull me slowly strong thumbed
    till your dumb hardness fills my throat to the base
    till I swallow and taste your delicate flesh-hot prick barrel veined Please
    Master push my shoulders away and stare into my eye, & make me bend over the table
    please master grab my thighs and lift my ass to your waist
    please master your rough hand's stroke on my neck your palm down my backside
    please master push me up, my feet on chairs, till my hole feels the breath of your spit and your thumb stroke
    please master make me say Please Master Fuck me now Please
    Master grease my balls and hairmouth with sweet vaselines
    please master stroke your shaft with white creams
    please master touch your cock head to my wrinkled self-hole
    please master push it in gently, your elbows enwrapped around my breast
    your arms passing down to my belly, my penis you touch w/ your little fingers
    please master shove it in me a little, a little, a little,
    please master sink your droor thing down my behind
    & please master make me wiggle my rear to eat up the prick trunk
    till my asshalfs cuddle your thighs, my back bent over
    till I'm alone sticking out your sword stuck throbbing in me
    please master pull out and slowly roll into the bottom
    please master lunge it again, and withdraw to the tip
    please please master fuck me again with your self, please fuck me Please
    Master drive it down till it hurts me the softness the
    Softness please master make love to my ass, give body to center & fuck me for good like a girl,
    tenderly clasp me please master I take me to thee,
    & drive in my belly your selfsame sweet heat-rood
    your fingered in solitude Denver or Brooklyn or fucked in a maiden in Paris carlots
    please master drive me thy vehicle, body of love drops, sweat fuck
    body of tenderness, Give me your dog fuck faster
    please master make me go moan on the table
    Go moan O please master do fuck me like that
    in your rhythm thrill-plunge and pull-back bounce & push down
    till I loosen my asshole a dog on the table yelping with terror delight to be loved
    Please master call me a dog, an ass beast, a wet asshole
    & fuck me more violent, my eyes hid with your palms round my skull
    & plunge down in a brutal hard lash thru soft drip-fish
    & throb thru five seconds to spurt out your semen heat
    over & over, bamming it in while I cry out your name I do love you
    please Master.
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    oskar posts a poetry boast
    now the thread is totally toast
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    !Luck posted in this thread
    Now this shit is really dead
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    And in comes stacks
    Here goes the milf banging wisecracks
    [00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
    [00:30] <DC> daven
    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

    Problem officer...?
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    daggers through the sky
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    THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM TIMBUKTU
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    Im opedipus bitch, the original balla.
    Oh hi Kiwi
    Fuck You!
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    NOT SAFE!

    You have been warned
















    Please master can I touch your cheek
    please master can I kneel at your feet
    please master can I loosen your blue pants
    please master can I gaze at your golden haired belly
    please master can I gently take down your shorts
    please master can I have your thighs bare to my eyes
    please master can I take off your clothes below your chair
    please master can I kiss your ankles and soul
    please master can I touch lips to your muscle hairless thigh
    please master can I lay my ear pressed to your stomach
    please master can I wrap my arms around your white ass
    please master can I lick your groin curled with soft blond fur
    please master can I touch my tongue to your rosy asshole
    please master may I pass my face to your balls,
    please master, please look into my eyes,
    please master order me down on the floor,
    please master tell me to lick your thick shaft
    please master put your rough hands on my bald hairy skull
    please master press my mouth to your prick-heart
    please master press my face into your belly, pull me slowly strong thumbed
    till your dumb hardness fills my throat to the base
    till I swallow and taste your delicate flesh-hot prick barrel veined Please
    Master push my shoulders away and stare into my eye, & make me bend over the table
    please master grab my thighs and lift my ass to your waist
    please master your rough hand's stroke on my neck your palm down my backside
    please master push me up, my feet on chairs, till my hole feels the breath of your spit and your thumb stroke
    please master make me say Please Master Fuck me now Please
    Master grease my balls and hairmouth with sweet vaselines
    please master stroke your shaft with white creams
    please master touch your cock head to my wrinkled self-hole
    please master push it in gently, your elbows enwrapped around my breast
    your arms passing down to my belly, my penis you touch w/ your little fingers
    please master shove it in me a little, a little, a little,
    please master sink your droor thing down my behind
    & please master make me wiggle my rear to eat up the prick trunk
    till my asshalfs cuddle your thighs, my back bent over
    till I'm alone sticking out your sword stuck throbbing in me
    please master pull out and slowly roll into the bottom
    please master lunge it again, and withdraw to the tip
    please please master fuck me again with your self, please fuck me Please
    Master drive it down till it hurts me the softness the
    Softness please master make love to my ass, give body to center & fuck me for good like a girl,
    tenderly clasp me please master I take me to thee,
    & drive in my belly your selfsame sweet heat-rood
    your fingered in solitude Denver or Brooklyn or fucked in a maiden in Paris carlots
    please master drive me thy vehicle, body of love drops, sweat fuck
    body of tenderness, Give me your dog fuck faster
    please master make me go moan on the table
    Go moan O please master do fuck me like that
    in your rhythm thrill-plunge and pull-back bounce & push down
    till I loosen my asshole a dog on the table yelping with terror delight to be loved
    Please master call me a dog, an ass beast, a wet asshole
    & fuck me more violent, my eyes hid with your palms round my skull
    & plunge down in a brutal hard lash thru soft drip-fish
    & throb thru five seconds to spurt out your semen heat
    over & over, bamming it in while I cry out your name I do love you
    please Master.
    Not so much a poem as what he said to his leather-clad Grandad last night.

    Should've stuck to Pilkington.
    - You're the reason why paradise lost
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    Homophobe ban imo
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    Once upon a time,
    I drank some wine,
    It turned out fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    take a blade
    take a gun
    come on you helpless
    lets have some fun

    so you say it's no fun
    and you say its no good
    you try to say
    that you're misunderstood

    what can you say
    what can you do
    what me worry
    no one'll believe you

    take a drink
    take a drive
    soon you'll feel
    like you're alive

    it's a lie
    it's a game
    then you realize
    it's all worthless and in vain

    don't you fret
    don't you cry
    sooner or later
    you will die
  18. #18
    The word "balls" to mean testes isn't poetic at all.

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