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    Default New Wardrobe

    Alright, so since I should be not poor here in the next couple of weeks, I've been thinking about getting a bunch of new clothes. I've pretty much been a Abercrombie/Hollister/A&E guy for like 5 years now and its getting boring as shit. Me and m2m had a mini discussion about this last night on IRC, but I'm not a 100% sure which way I want to go with it.

    Any suggestions would be helpful.
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    Yea I expect quite a bit of lulz for this so no biggie, but I'm sure there will be at least a couple of decent suggestions.
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    I don't know what being an Abercrombie/Hollister/A&E guy is but it probably means you spend too much money on your clothes.

    I've adopted my wife's philosophy of "If it isn't on sale, don't buy it." She has easily saved me hundreds if not a couple of thousand of dollars over the last few years.
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    Find the girl with the best sense of fashion that you know(note: she should also be hot) and ask her to go shopping with you. Naturally you will need to buy her lunch as a thank you, and no, not McDonalds. I suggest visiting Nordstrom, TJ Maxx/Marshalls, Banana or even Express for him. TJ Maxx and Marshalls for deals on decent shit(jackets, coats, button downs, belts, some shoes) and Nordstrom for the stuff you can't find at TJX/Marshalls, i.e. real nice shoes, jeans. You can also pick through the old standby stores, but be selective instead of outfitting yourself with a whole Hollister wardrobe and stay away from the massively branded stuff. Any suggestion that your personal shopper might have will trump mine though as I'm now 33 and probably looking for different styles than you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
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    Bbickes lets you wear something other than the leather?
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    Bbickes left, me right ldo
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    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070
    Any suggestions would be helpful.
    For you, booty shorts over thongs.
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    Default Re: New Wardrobe

    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070
    Any suggestions would be helpful.
    Army green?
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    Default Re: New Wardrobe

    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070
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    Use your FPPs.
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    banana republic
    do the right thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muzzard
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    Nothing gay about looking sharp, best advice I can give without writing a novel is just to google designer clothes online and spend a few hours shopping around, though that can get expensive.
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    There are so many golden replies in this thread. 5 stars

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    Thrift store and save a shitload of money and then laugh at people who actually care about fashion.
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    Outlet Malls. Polo RL, Brooks Brothers etc...

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