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    Default It came from Ultimate Bet...

    Just an interesting conversation on UB last night.

    ARKADIANROCK wins ($2.06) with (One pair, queens).
    CAMCARON: noo
    CAMCARON: lol
    CAMCARON: damn...
    P0K3RPLAY: i should be a fisherman
    CAMCARON: i tried to warn you
    CAMCARON: lol
    CAMCARON: lmao
    CAMCARON: u gotta chill with da fishin
    P0K3RPLAY: i felt it
    CAMCARON: try some hunting
    P0K3RPLAY: had to see it
    CAMCARON: hunting is better then fishing
    CAMCARON: lol
    HOPPERJAM: arkadianrock want all my play chips seriously
    HOPPERJAM: yes no
    CAMCARON: be the hunter, not the fisher..
    CAMCARON: be the better, not the caller
    P0K3RPLAY: im going to bed any way, i'll reload in the morning
    CAMCARON: lol
    P0K3RPLAY: no cards at all today
    ARKADIANROCK wins (7c chips).
    ARKADIANROCK wins (55c chips).
    P0K3RPLAY: i have 1
    CAMCARON: wtf is a fame point? lmao
    CAMCARON: im so confused
    CAMCARON: lmao
    << Result for Hand 1349193694 >>
    CAMCARON wins (36c chips).
    P0K3RPLAY: cant even bluff a hand...lol
    CAMCARON: hard to bluff someone when they got a hand lol
    P0K3RPLAY: dont i know it
    << Result for Hand 1349194705 >>
    CAMCARON wins (40c chips).
    CAMCARON: well at least people appear to some what respect me on the
    CAMCARON: table
    << Result for Hand 1349196539 >>
    SURF ROCKER wins (13c) with (One pair, aces).
    CAMCARON: and arent calling me with stupid ass hands
    CAMCARON: that is always good
    CAMCARON: lol
    CAMCARON: ouch man
    CAMCARON: well good luck man
    P0K3RPLAY: tired now
    CAMCARON: wow
    P0K3RPLAY: lol
    CAMCARON: are you kidding me
    CAMCARON: lmao
    << Result for Hand 1349197655 >>
    P0K3RPLAY wins ($1.31) with (Three of a kind, eights).
    P0K3RPLAY: dude i had it coming
    CAMCARON: tahts ***** internet poker
    CAMCARON: you had k8!!! what do you mean you had it coming
    CAMCARON: lmao
    P0K3RPLAY: get some of money back
    CAMCARON: lmao
    << Result for Hand 1349198704 >>
    CAMCARON wins (8c chips).
    CAMCARON: that was a joke...im sorry
    CAMCARON: but that was horrible
    CAMCARON: but you need it
    P0K3RPLAY: i know
    CAMCARON: your almost broke man
    CAMCARON: lol
    << Result for Hand 1349199730 >>
    JNOVAK wins (8c chips).
    P0K3RPLAY: cant get a break
    P0K3RPLAY: dam hearts
    CAMCARON: ARRRR theres my 2 7
    CAMCARON: gar...
    CAMCARON: lol
    P0K3RPLAY: i folded 7-2
    << Result for Hand 1349200626 >>
    ARKADIANROCK wins (28c chips).
    CAMCARON: are you serious?
    CAMCARON: wow...
    CAMCARON: two people with 2 7 lmao
    CAMCARON: whacked ass site man
    CAMCARON: site is rigged
    P0K3RPLAY: think so
    CAMCARON: i know so
    CAMCARON: you tube the scandal they had a little while back
    CAMCARON: if you dont know about it
    CAMCARON: about the guys that could see peoples whole cards
    P0K3RPLAY: didnt see it
    CAMCARON: check it out
    ARKADIANROCK: then just give me your money then cam because the site is rigged
    CAMCARON: on you tube
    << Result for Hand 1349201844 >>
    P0K3RPLAY wins (7c chips).
    CAMCARON: shutup
    CAMCARON: no ones talkin to you
    ARKADIANROCK: you're a poopy pants
    CAMCARON: and it is rigged..
    CAMCARON: lol
    CAMCARON: lmao
    CAMCARON: poopy pants?
    CAMCARON: lol
    CAMCARON: anyways like i was saying
    JNOVAK: its true
    CAMCARON: their was a scandal a little while back
    P0K3RPLAY: i'll have to check it out
    CAMCARON: that was about a 200 million dollar scandal on absolute
    << Result for Hand 1349203540 >>
    ARKADIANROCK wins (26c chips).
    P0K3RPLAY: thats some serious stuff
    CAMCARON: where people could see eachothers whole cards
    CAMCARON: they hacked the site
    CAMCARON: and their was a glitch in it
    CAMCARON: man these sites have all kinds of glitches
    CAMCARON: and the software isnt even real
    P0K3RPLAY: u know i get that feeling some times
    CAMCARON: online poker sites are rigged man..
    CAMCARON: im tellin you..
    CAMCARON: lol
    CAMCARON: thats why i dont play the big money tables
    ARKADIANROCK: Yeah, better to stay at $2NL instead of $2000NL.
    ARKADIANROCK: Just to be safe.
    P0K3RPLAY: people stay in with 6-3 and they come out
    CAMCARON: yup
    << Result for Hand 1349204606 >>
    JNOVAK wins (5c) with (ace high).
    CAMCARON: crazy unrealistic things constantly happen, more then normal
    CAMCARON: in online poker
    CAMCARON: thats not just a coincidence..its a fact
    CAMCARON: lol
    CAMCARON: its been proven..lol
    ARKADIANROCK: by who?
    ARKADIANROCK: you?
    CAMCARON: their have been many studies on it..
    P0K3RPLAY: people are cleaning up that way...
    CAMCARON: you can find them through the internet as well
    P0K3RPLAY: u can make a serios living
    CAMCARON: their was a study done by a group of people who made one
    ARKADIANROCK: You're right, poker is rigged online
    CAMCARON: of the most popular softwares
    ARKADIANROCK: There's no way a guy could hit a three of a kind in live
    << Result for Hand 1349206559 >>
    CABLE KARTER wins (31c) with (Two Pair, kings and nines).
    CAMCARON: and they found that it was unrealistic
    P0K3RPLAY: their are cheats for everything
    CAMCARON: true
    CAMCARON: also people play numerous hands in tournaments
    CAMCARON: with different accounts
    CAMCARON: their are so many ways to cheat
    ARKADIANROCK: if you type "givememoney" they automatically give you $10 on
    ARKADIANROCK: UB
    CAMCARON: your a idiot
    CAMCARON: shutup
    CAMCARON: no one wants to listen to you
    CAMCARON: your a moron
    CAMCARON: lol
    P0K3RPLAY: no way...really?
    CAMCARON: lol
    ARKADIANROCK: "you're" a moron
    P0K3RPLAY: serious
    ARKADIANROCK: don't forget the 're
    << Result for Hand 1349208452 >>
    JNOVAK wins (31c) with (One pair, aces).
    CAMCARON: well this table is going dry
    CAMCARON: lo
    P0K3RPLAY: im going to check it out
    CAMCARON: yea do it man
    CAMCARON: check it out on you tube
    P0K3RPLAY: i will
    CAMCARON: they have a flimed video of it happenin
    CAMCARON: its crazy
    << Result for Hand 1349210814 >>
    P0K3RPLAY wins ($1.13) with (Three of a kind, kings).
    CAMCARON: some guy made hundreds of thousands
    CAMCARON: a bunch of people did
    CAMCARON: all pros to
    P0K3RPLAY: i bet they did
    CAMCARON: ***** greedy cheating basterds
    CAMCARON: alot of them were pros to
    CAMCARON: that were in on it
    P0K3RPLAY: they should be arested
    CAMCARON: they couldnt prove anything
    CAMCARON: and the site sponsored most of em
    CAMCARON: so they would have lost money
    CAMCARON: if they lost one of their big sponsors
    CAMCARON: so they let the pros cheat
    CAMCARON: lol
    CAMCARON: funny how that works huh?
    P0K3RPLAY: i knew something was going on
    CAMCARON: mark seif was one of them..
    CAMCARON: although he will deny it till the day he dies
    CAMCARON: he was in on it
    CAMCARON: and knew about it
    << Result for Hand 1349212302 >>
    JNOVAK wins (42c) with (Full house, kings full of twos).
    P0K3RPLAY: i need to check it out
    P0K3RPLAY: unreal
    CAMCARON: like on these tables you got nothign to worry about\
    CAMCARON: but man if your playing high stakes on here
    CAMCARON: fck that
    CAMCARON: to many ways people cheat on the big tables
    CAMCARON: i dont even trust full tilt
    << Result for Hand 1349214521 >>
    JNOVAK wins (10c chips).
    CAMCARON: they have all had scandals
    CAMCARON: you can look any of em up through google
    P0K3RPLAY: big business
    CAMCARON: check out ultimate bet as well..
    CAMCARON: they had a pretty big scandal
    CAMCARON: it was all over msnb
    CAMCARON: msnbc
    CAMCARON: theirs was the biggest ever
    << Result for Hand 1349215989 >>
    CABLE KARTER wins (7c chips).
    CAMCARON: it was like 80 million dollars in money that people cheated
    CAMCARON: lmao
    P0K3RPLAY: wow u know your stuff...i'll def check it out
    << Result for Hand 1349217481 >>
    ARKADIANROCK wins (4c chips).
    CAMCARON: yea im a poker junkie man
    P0K3RPLAY: cool
    CAMCARON: im gonna play professionally one day
    CAMCARON: once i get some money together
    P0K3RPLAY: good luck dude hope to see u on wsp
    CAMCARON: its a great game..i dunno about this online junk though
    CAMCARON: thnks man..
    << Result for Hand 1349218080 >>
    ARKADIANROCK wins (18c chips).
    CAMCARON: just be careful, if someone appears to be to good or winning
    CAMCARON: to much
    P0K3RPLAY: yea this is pure luck
    CAMCARON: its likely hes cheating some how in all honesty
    CAMCARON: lol
    P0K3RPLAY: i know it
    << Result for Hand 1349219172 >>
    P0K3RPLAY wins (10c chips).
    P0K3RPLAY: sorry dude i had the Q
    CAMCARON: wow now im in a drought
    CAMCARON: cant get a hand
    CAMCARON: dont you hate that
    << Result for Hand 1349220453 >>
    ARKADIANROCK wins ($4.11) with (One pair, aces).
    P0K3RPLAY: glad i got out of the way
    CAMCARON: u get a hand like QQ.. the best hand
    CAMCARON: and some smuck with AK flops an ace
    CAMCARON: lmao
    P0K3RPLAY: all the time
    ARKADIANROCK: AKs is like a coinflip with QQ
    CAMCARON: not its not dumbass
    P0K3RPLAY: espeacially with pocket Aces
    CAMCARON: who told you that
    ARKADIANROCK: reason
    CAMCARON: QQ is the third best hand in poker
    CAMCARON: you moron
    POULPEAUSEL: lol
    CAMCARON: what a idiot
    CAMCARON: QQ is about a 60- 40 favorite on AK you rookie
    << Result for Hand 1349221709 >>
    ARKADIANROCK: what "an" idiot
    ARKADIANROCK wins (4c chips).
    CAMCARON: you dont know anything do the math, QQ is a 60-40 favorite
    CAMCARON: over AK ...stupid rookie
    ARKADIANROCK: have fun losing money
    CAMCARON: ok dumbass..
    CAMCARON: see ya tramp
    CAMCARON: ***** bag
    P0K3RPLAY: lol
    CAMCARON: gutter ****
    ARKADIANROCK: This is what happens when 8yos steal their dad's credit card.
    << Result for Hand 1349223519 >>
    P0K3RPLAY wins (6c chips).
    CAMCARON: skank
    << Result for Hand 1349224863 >>
    POULPEAUSEL wins (6c chips).
    P0K3RPLAY: last two hands for me bro
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    worst post ever?
    do the right thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by b-rabbit
    worst post ever?
    i want my drunken time back
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    Needs Coles notes.
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    why did i even read half of this
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    LOL:

    CAMCARON: yea im a poker junkie man
    P0K3RPLAY: cool
    CAMCARON: im gonna play professionally one day
    CAMCARON: once i get some money together
    P0K3RPLAY: good luck dude hope to see u on wsp
    CAMCARON: its a great game..i dunno about this online junk though


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    why did i even read half of this

    cuz you're not as smart as me. I only read 1/4
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    I read the topic and just scrolled to read the responses. People still play on UB?

    ?wut
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    argh

    I almost closed the tab but then I saw "poopy pants", so I read the rest of it. OP went downhill from there, prepare for banhammersharpening.
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    tl;dr
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    also, stopped reading at

    ARKADIANROCK wins ($2.06) with (One pair, queens).
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    rilla- you still coaching?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    I read the topic and just scrolled to read the responses. People still play on UB?
    100 pro-cent
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?

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