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  1. 03-03-2009 01:14 PM #1
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    who would win in a fight?


    my money would be on vince cuz he looks like a crazy fucker...
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    billy mays is stout. He's got weight and strenght over the gangly Vince. But no douchebag of Vince's pedigree goes through life without finding himself in atleast a baker's dozen fist fights by the time he's of legal drinking age. With superior reach and experience 60/40 Vince wins, imo.
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    Vince would have no qualms ducking behind old ladies, throwing sand in Billy Mays' eyes or getting a metal folding chair involved.

    Dirty fighters win, imo.
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    vince has that crazy neck shift thing going for him too, so he would be able to dodge a punch or 2.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Low how the shamwow soaks up all of Billy Mays blood!
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Vince would slap chop the shit out of Billy. I could honestly see Vince freaking the fuck out and stabbing Billy to death.
    You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
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  8. 03-07-2009 12:51 AM #8
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    I just love these Billy May's parodies. Felt the need to post them

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4a4O7kXQo
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmvd...eature=related
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    3 times...you must really want to know....

    so what your saying is that you have never heard of oxy clean...or the shamwow?...just cuz your in mich. doesnt mean they dont have tv commercials there.....those two guys are evrywhere...

    come on gmml...youtube works for alot stuff...so does google.
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    http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...&aq=7&oq=vince
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    obv i didn't care enough to google!

    oh and i don't have cable.
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    Default Re: billy mays v vince offer

    Quote Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
    who would win in a fight?


    my money would be on vince cuz he looks like a crazy fucker...
    +1 for crazy fucker

    i wouldnt be suprised if he just pulled like 5 switchblades out. Though billy looks like the kind of guy who would have a ccw
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    Default Re: billy mays v vince offer

    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    Quote Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
    who would win in a fight?


    my money would be on vince cuz he looks like a crazy fucker...
    +1 for crazy fucker

    i wouldnt be suprised if he just pulled like 5 switchblades out.
    Switchblades seem like far too sophisticated of a weapon for Vince. He'd probably shank him with the butt end of a carved up toothbrush.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg

    shamwow parody > billy mays
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    well it looks like vince wont be able to get that title shot at billy mays...maybe he was practising for it?
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