I'm going to share with y'all 2 terrible plays from retarded donks giving me their stacks for no apparent reason. These occurred today within 10 minutes of each other. I hope that for those of you playing 2, 5 or 10NL can take happiness in what these hands demonstrate:

Even when you move up to 20NL donks are still everywhere and will always just give you all their monies and keep you rolled while you're becoming awesome.

So when you're confused about 3 bet ranges, running bad or ashamed of how you played your JJ on the Q 6 3 board; take some inspiration from the fact that even while you're working on your game and posting like mad on FTR to try to improve, these guys will always be around to give you the handouts you'll need to do so! Enjoy.

1. No-Limit Hold'em, $0.20 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (BB) ($30.26)
UTG ($16.42)
MP ($20.24)
CO ($9.22)
Button ($24.63)
SB ($19.80)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, 9
UTG raises $0.70, 4 folds, Hero calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.50) 7, 9, 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.30, UTG calls $1.30

Turn: ($4.10) J (2 players)
Hero bets $3.20, UTG raises $14.42 (All-In), Hero calls $11.22

River: ($32.94) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $32.94

Results:
Hero had 9, 9 (full house, nines over sevens).
UTG had A, K (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: Hero won $31.94

2. No-Limit Hold'em, $0.20 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($45.48)
BB ($18.10)
UTG ($20.24)
MP ($12.46)
CO ($22.23)
Button ($19.70)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A
UTG calls $0.20, MP raises $0.80, 1 fold, Button calls $0.80, Hero raises $3.20, 3 folds, Button calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.90) 7, 9, 10 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.30, Button calls $5.30

Turn: ($18.50) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $36.88 (All-In), Button calls $11.10 (All-In)

River: ($40.70) K (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $40.70

Results:
Button had 5, 5 (two pair, sevens and fives).
Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and sevens).
Outcome: Button won $0.10, Hero won $65.38