Operation: Bad Beat (NSFW)

[Bad Beat]

Let's start this 3-way thread the right way: (there's going to be lot's of grinding in this household)


We are the rock band known as "Bad Beat".

The three of us include:
Benzooka
Ktastrophe
The Duke

A week ago we formed a band in British Columbia with aspirations of becoming superstars in both the area of music and poker. We each have our own goals we will accomplish by the end of April 2009... These are our operations:

Benzooka: Duke has two goals - Party a lot, grind a lot
I have two goals - Not to let Duke party on me, or grind on me.

Ktastrophe: Rock the pants off a hot girl... literally.
4k hands/day, 2ptbb, bank $19k by end of operation.

The Duke: 3k hands/day. 100nl/200nl FR. 2-3ptbb/100. Net worth has increased by at least 10% by the end of this operation.

[The Duke]

Today I played 2300 hands of 200nl and won $700

yippaayyy!!!

[daven]

i think I'll spend some time following the avatars in this op...

[UG]

holy motherfucking shit jesus tits goddamn man

[meeloche]

This is a really good thread!

BC represent!

[The Duke]

This is going to be the best thread ever.

As mentioned before I think - the three of us are renting a house together and playing rock band and poker. We have decided to add in a prop bet to make our lives a little more exciting.

$100 each, $300 pool. Facial hair marathon. Winner takes all.

side note: After one month each contestant has the option of opting out of the deal. If they wish to opt out - the other contestants decide what will be shaven off (at first). Then, for one week, the quitter must wear their new dew (just the full stache or mane for example).

[Benzooka]

Day 1: Success.

[The Ktastrophe]

I'm starting my count from January 14th, and since then it's been 15k hands of poker, $899 profit. And I purchased a $4k bonus, fuck yeah, that's gonna be sweet.

Also, the other two are total bitches and are backing out of going to the club tonight. This is our last night clean shaven, wtfwtfwtf.

[kmind]

I love you all wtf this is awesome. Glllll!

[Benzooka]

Yeah Gaytastrophe - four guys piling out of a two seater truck to a club WOULD have been less gay than your manny date... BARELY.

[XTR1000]

HOLLA!

[Benzooka]

Day 2: Success.

[The Ktastrophe]

18088 hands, $1183.75 profit.

I played a bunch of Call of Duty 5 today. It's double experience points weekend. Also killed 489 nazi zombies, which is amazing. I am the man.

Also, Benzooka is showing immature signs of jealousy because he wishes we could have had a manny date. Instead he stayed home and looked at pictures of his male friends in their underpants.

[The Duke]

3k hands today $300 profit

Now I'm going to defend my championship belt for the house live game. These other two are brutal!

[The Duke]

2500 hands +$700

Biggest pot I've played in my entire life. Vs biggest whale ever. Waiting all day for the best spot. I built up my stack solely through him.


CO ($109.95)
Button ($242.05)
SB ($142.35)
BB ($200)
Hero (UTG) ($798.30)
UTG+1 ($540.85)
MP1 ($50.85)
MP2 ($231.55)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with :Ac: :Ad:
Hero raises to $8, UTG+1 raises to $30, 6 folds, Hero raises to $100, UTG+1 calls $70

Flop: ($203) :Qd:
Hero bets $150, UTG+1 raises to $300, Hero raises to $450, UTG+1 calls $140.85 (All-In)

Turn: ($1084.70)

River: ($1084.70)

Total pot: $1084.70 | Rake: $3

Villains shows

[bigred]

more boobs please but a good start

[The Ktastrophe]

22699 hands, $1687.15 profit.

Boobs to follow.

[flomo]

this is my kind of operation!
Good Luck!

[The Duke]

3k hands +$400 bitches!

[The Ktastrophe]

396 hands, $255.10 today

[flomo]

pics of tits?

[The Duke]

Me: I made a G today

Him: But you made it in a sleazy way

[kmind]

Me: I made a G today

Him: But you made it in a sleazy way

well that's just the way it is man

[Bad Beat]

I remove this link for not living up to my expectations.

Let this be a lesson to all other links

[BankItDrew]

Nice thread

[The Duke]

+$200 today after 2500 hands. Here's one:

200nl FR Stars

Hero has :As: in the CO
Villain is in MP

effective stacks are 100bb

folds
Villain raises to $6
folds
Hero raises to $24
folds
Villain calls

flop: ($50)


Villain checks
Hero bets $20
Villain raises to $68
Hero shoves
Villain calls

Turn:


River:
:Jc:

Villain shows

When I saw the river card I figured villain for the boat and that the hand was going to be shipped to him.... NOT

~8th Royal :P

[The Ktastrophe]

OMFG worst run ever... between today and yesterday I'm down 5.5 BI in all-in equity, and that doesn't include the several times my AA got beat by a set on the flop or turn =[

So now it's 31418 hands, $1239.30 profit.


So our projector + screen came in the other day. As The Duke put it, 'I could play poker and xbox for the rest of my life'. Well played, sir. I agree. Ain't nothin' quite like the feeling of blowing heads off of life-sized nazi zombies =]

[OhBollocks]

22699 hands, $1687.15 profit.

Boobs to follow.

Ahem

[OhBollocks]

Yay!

FYI, I dont think ur gonna get away with the 2nd pic

[Jack Sawyer]

quick, delete or leave only the link of the second pic!

in before the strikes

[badgers]

omfg awesome thread

you guys play on stars right? SNs?

[BigPapi]

The Duke's avatar wins imo

[The Duke]

-$650 today



i quit poker

[jyms]

{Pic removed}You guys should consider yourselves lucky that the new Mod (Courtiebee) didn't find this first. She may still have something to say, but I will let her decide what to do about your Operation. You may wnat to tone it down, it's a fucken poker site.

For all you guys looking for Boobies or more, can I recommend Youporn or Redtube.

[The Ktastrophe]

Boourns, man. Boourns.

The 2 outers just won't stop =[ Luckily I still managed to make a few bucks today, but not nearly what I should have.

38189 hands, $1416.70 profit.

[The Duke]

{Pic removed}You guys should consider yourselves lucky that the new Mod (Courtiebee) didn't find this first. She may still have something to say, but I will let her decide what to do about your Operation. You may wnat to tone it down, it's a fucken poker site.

For all you guys looking for Boobies or more, can I recommend Youporn or Redtube.

1) No problem, we'll tone it down.

2) Yes. Yes you can.

[flomo]

rated 1 spade

for lack of content

[Xianti]

b00bs are okay (but do tone it down, as FTR Blogs & Ops is a poker forum, unlike the FTR Community forum, which is anything goes)... pussy, penis and anus are not okay in any forum at FTR.

Bad Beat gets a strike (probably temporary, unless you keep it up) for the pussy-licking pic that was removed.

[d0zer]

i like pussy licking, yah.

[Xianti]

so do I

[The Duke]

Bunch of cockblockers IMO

[The Ktastrophe]

All right all right. Here's a little bit: Went out last night to the local club (there's basically only one, it's a small town) with this girl I met on the interwebs... damn the net for lying to me! Turn's out she outweighs me. Still an all right person, we can be friends, but lol fattyaments. However, I DID see a lot of mad hotties out there so if I can get the other two off their lazy asses and to the women, I forsee good things in the future.

We're going to Vancouver today to pwn live noobs at the River Rock. I'm gonna stay up for 40 hours consecutively just because I want to. Debating the choices: Caffiene pills, energy drinks, coffee, or illegal drugs. Can I build up a 1500 BB stack? Only time will tell.

[The Duke]

Here goes nothin:

Vancouver was a great weekend. Edgewater after RiverRock. Must have played 40-50 hrs of live poker from fri @ midnight till mon @ 7am. I lost about a G over that weekend because I played really really bad.

Yesterday I got back on the grind and lost $300.

Today I won just under a G after 3k hands.

Snowboarding time bitches!

[donkbee]

Do you live in Vancouver?

[BankItDrew]

MOAR NUDIES

[The Duke]

Do you live in Vancouver?

Vernon

You?

Cyber?

[donkbee]

I used to live in Vancouver but I live in North Delta right now.

How about some trip reports or stories rather than just reporting of wins or losses?

[The Duke]

How about when I have the courtesy to answer all of my questions - you have the courtesy to answer all of mine.

how about updates?

[Alexos]

i like ur pic duke

[The Ktastrophe]

damn we're realllly bad at updating this business =[

Vancouver was pretty sweet, I made enough at the casino to pay for the trip with an extra hundred bucks or so on top, plus had some good times. Met a guy from my hometown who plays professionally live - he's a supernit but it kills those games and he seems to be pretty smart. Cool guy, was fun to hang with him. Also got invited to a home game with a bunch of live pros, which was cool. They rented the basement of a duplex and set the whole thing up for poker, and it was a ton nicer than the casinos. Gives me good ideas on how to set up a house when I actually decide to settle in somewhere. Hanging out at a casino and with other pros is awesome - people who get me and what I do are few and far between.

I've fallen behind on target # of hands. Mostly from the trip to Vancouver, but a little bit of just being lazy. Hopefully I can catch up in the next couple of weeks...

75285 hands
$3736.20 winnings

yah I'm about 21000 hands shy of target... I'm gonna bust that down to 15k over the weekend.

[The Ktastrophe]

K that was hella sick, I just played over 12k hands today. And I'm gonna play a shitton tomorrow too.

92831 hands
$4490.30 winnings

[vaks]

bah I cam in here for nekkid females doing nekkid things, and I have been dissapointed (the first post was vnice though)