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Kicking the cat

View Poll Results: What should be done to the cat?

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  • Kick the MFing Pussy

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  • Leave it alone you insensitive Asshole

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  • Lynch Kitty

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  • Strangle it softly

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  1. 10-29-2008 10:05 AM #1
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    Default Kicking the cat

    Every morning its the same damn thing. I go and grab the cat's dish to feed her, and the fuckin thing wraps around my feet almost tripping me 11 times while I'm getting it ready. Of course the whole time she's 'meao'ing like I've forgotten that she's there and I need to feed her. It's annoying as shit. So tell me FTR, what should I do?
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  2. 10-29-2008 10:32 AM #2
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    is your cat a big fat one or a tiny skinny one?
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  3. 10-29-2008 10:45 AM #3
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    The cat is showing affection you insensitive clod!



    She wants you to stick it in her pooper LDO.
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  4. 10-29-2008 10:50 AM #4
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    For inspiration:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOfb9XgYlk4
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  5. 10-29-2008 11:25 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    is your cat a big fat one or a tiny skinny one?
    Tiny and skinny. Eats all the time, but plays outside most of the day (and sometimes night)
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  6. 10-29-2008 11:26 AM #6
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo

    THIS IS SPARTA
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  7. 10-29-2008 11:39 AM #7
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    get up 2 mins earlier a day and spend some time to pet your pet.

    imo.
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  8. 10-29-2008 12:13 PM #8
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    she's probably in heat, get her spayed.
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  9. 10-29-2008 12:16 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by badgers
    get up 2 mins earlier a day and spend some time to pet your pet.

    imo.
    The cat get's plenty of loving attention. Just was annoying the last couple mornings.

    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    she's probably in heat, get her spayed.
    Damn, I've been meaning to do this, I keep forgetting. I'm gonna end up with a bunch of cute kittens if I don't do this...
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  10. 10-29-2008 12:23 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    she's probably in heat, get her spayed.
    Damn, I've been meaning to do this, I keep forgetting. I'm gonna end up with a bunch of cute kittens if I don't do this...
    Good god man.. don't you ever watch The Price is Right????????
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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  11. 10-29-2008 01:05 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by badgers
    get up 2 mins earlier a day and spend some time to pet your pet.

    imo.
    That's what I said!
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  12. 10-29-2008 01:22 PM #12
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    get an auto feeder
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  13. 10-29-2008 01:43 PM #13
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    himself fucker.
    The answer is obviously to escalate. She irritates you in the morning? It's time to set up kitty traps and irritate her the rest of the day.
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  14. 10-29-2008 02:08 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    she's probably in heat, get her spayed.
    Damn, I've been meaning to do this, I keep forgetting. I'm gonna end up with a bunch of cute kittens if I don't do this...
    Good god man.. don't you ever watch The Price is Right????????
    duuuuude

    get it spayed and/or neutered
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  15. 10-29-2008 02:46 PM #15
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    try cat flippin, you put a foot under its belly and see how far you can flick it without hitting a wall.

    humane and solves the problem.
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  16. 10-29-2008 05:34 PM #16
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    the longer i live with my room mate and his cat the more i despise cats.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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  17. 10-29-2008 05:57 PM #17
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    I've always gotten urges to drop-kick small babies.
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  18. 10-29-2008 06:51 PM #18
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    cats are stupid, that is all
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  19. 10-29-2008 06:59 PM #19
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    my cat does the same thing but he's awesome so I have learned to live with it. nothing to worry about really, your cat is just excited to be fed.

    we've at least taught our cat not to fuck with us until one of us actually gets out of bed. he's to the point now that he'll wait on the edge of the bed until one of us throws back the covers to get up, at which point he superman dives off to the floor and sprints to his dish. he meows his ass off until the food hits his dish, but I just look at it like he's saying, "FUCK YEAH, BREAKFAST!" I mean, isn't that what everybody says/thinks right before they eat breakfast? ha


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  20. 10-29-2008 08:20 PM #20
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    kick it.
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  21. 10-29-2008 10:33 PM #21
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  22. 10-29-2008 11:47 PM #22
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    Here, go crazy:

    http://www.zooass.com/games/kickthekitty/main.shtml

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  23. 10-29-2008 11:51 PM #23
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    less to do with kicking, more to do with fun

    http://www.burststudio.com/kitten.html
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  24. 10-30-2008 12:26 AM #24
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    Think your pussycat goes onto a cat forum and whines about his pussyowner?




    jk no offense but i hate cats
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  26. 10-30-2008 02:58 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    less to do with kicking, more to do with fun

    http://www.burststudio.com/kitten.html

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  27. 10-30-2008 09:10 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    less to do with kicking, more to do with fun

    http://www.burststudio.com/kitten.html
    Wow... the kitten cannon, I had forgotten about this game... I had to get over 1000 before stopping this time... I think my record was something insane like over 3000 before... Just pure luck shooting full power at 10 degrees and hitting a bunch of explosives...
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  28. 10-30-2008 09:24 AM #28
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  29. 10-30-2008 09:49 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    less to do with kicking, more to do with fun

    http://www.burststudio.com/kitten.html

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  30. 10-30-2008 10:26 AM #30
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  31. 10-30-2008 11:24 AM #31
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    cats are stupid, that is all
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  32. 11-03-2008 09:45 AM #32
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    All pussies need to be smashed at least once in my humble opinion!
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  33. 11-03-2008 11:05 AM #33
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  34. 11-03-2008 11:28 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by badgers
    I got like 2400 play 6 games at the same time weeeeee
    lol 6-tabling... omg rofl...



    UPDATE: The threat of kicking the kitty worked just as well. She stopped hanging around my feet in the morning, and just waits by her spot for her food, and her meaoing seems much more "excited" now. (thanks UG) And LOL at 2 people "strangling softly"
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  35. 11-03-2008 12:10 PM #35
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    Three or more times a night my cat meows constantly and wakes me up, and I beat the shit outta it. You should do that same.
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