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    Default FUCKYOUBRITISHPIECESOFSHITLETSDOTHISONETIMEUSA {Ryder Cup}

    FUCK PADRAIG
    FUCK SERGIO
    FUCK FALDO
    FUCK WESTWOOD
    FUCK THE MECHANIC
    FUCK KARLSSON
    FUCK CASEY
    FUCK ROSE
    FUCK STENSON

    FUCK ALL OF YOU PANSY-ASS BRITS, GO FIX YOUR FUCKING TEETH YOU STUPID ASSHOLES.

    edit: oh yea, fuck the rest of Europe too, you ALL FUCKING BLOW.
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    You guys haven't even lost yet and your pissed?

    LOL

    Good luck this weekend though...
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    golf
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    in the coupling episode where jeff has too many legs theres this super hot british chick
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    This is my favorite sporting event of all time

    There is nothing that matches the excitement of sunday singles in a closely contested Ryder Cup, and I'm talking about all sporting events.
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    go sergio!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    This is my favorite sporting event of all time

    There is nothing that matches the excitement of sunday singles in a closely contested Ryder Cup, and I'm talking about all sporting events.
    Man you really love this golf shit...




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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    in the coupling episode where jeff has too many legs theres this super hot british chick
    I have the keys to the gates of heaven, but I have TOO MANY LEGS!

    Best line in any show ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    This is my favorite sporting event of all time

    There is nothing that matches the excitement of sunday singles in a closely contested Ryder Cup, and I'm talking about all sporting events.
    Man you really love this golf shit...




    (I hope you get the quote btw)
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    HAY LET'S KEEP THIS SHIT ON TOPIC

    USA!

    USA!

    USA!

    Predictions:

    USA 15.5
    Europe 12.5

    ONE TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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    $10 says Europe spank the Yanks....again.

    and I got some wonky MOFOing teeth MOFO
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    $10 says Europe spank the Yanks....again.

    and I got some wonky MOFOing teeth MOFO
    add zero's please
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    $00000000010?
    Normski
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    $00000000010?
    I don't care who you are, that's just pretty damn funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    This is my favorite sporting event of all time

    There is nothing that matches the excitement of sunday singles in a closely contested Ryder Cup, and I'm talking about all sporting events.
    I TOTALLY AGREE with this. I remember one year I needed to paing the baseboards in my house on Ryder Cup Sunday so I got a long coax cable and kept dragging the tv with me so I could watch the match at the same time. Naturally it took freakin forever cuz I kept stopping to watch tv but by the end of the day my wife was right there with me and we were screaming at the tv (it was one of the years that came down to the last match.

    USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    go sergio!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda
    FUCKYOUEUROPEANPIECESOFSHITLETSDOTHISONETIMEUSA
    FYT

    they're not all from Great Britain dummy


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    im all for the US, but Europe has a much stronger team and should win easily.

    oh yeah, i played doral in florida yesterday and shot 85 with 6 3 putts. I suck!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    $00000000010?
    A+ sir nh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    im all for the US, but Europe has a much stronger team and should win easily.

    oh yeah, i played doral in florida yesterday and shot 85 with 6 3 putts. I suck!!!
    Wish I could have shot that, I got nationals coming up next month and my game has gone to shit. I need to break 80 at least once during that week to place I think... anyway... go team USA (but I still hope Sergio plays well).
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    Nice morning session!! We got this shit!

    Wouldnt it be sick if they pull and it off and in 2 years treat Tiger like the new kid at school that can't sit with them at lunch?
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    3-1

    each team donated 1/2 point

    let's do this baby

    You know things are going well when Justin Leonard wins a match (first ever match win, people don't realize he halved his crazy match in 1999)
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    3-1

    each team donated 1/2 point

    let's do this baby

    You know things are going well when Justin Leonard wins a match (first ever match win, people don't realize he halved his crazy match in 1999)
    Justin does seem to be a real hot/cold player, he is either on or totally off, if I remember right, but I haven't followed him much.

    I'd really love to see the US win without Tiger... I like Tiger but think the cup is so much more about team rather than one player.
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    cultured laidback europe to clown brash fat americans as usual, imo
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    WOW Sergio actually lost a fourball/foursomes match

    craziness

    Also, this is just one of the prettiest courses in the US, glad it's getting another big event like this, I think every hole is memorable on the back side.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038
    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    im all for the US, but Europe has a much stronger team and should win easily.

    oh yeah, i played doral in florida yesterday and shot 85 with 6 3 putts. I suck!!!
    Wish I could have shot that, I got nationals coming up next month and my game has gone to shit. I need to break 80 at least once during that week to place I think... anyway... go team USA (but I still hope Sergio plays well).
    yeah it was sick, 12 gir and i shot 85 from the tips at doral. I just started playing again and my short game is soooooo bad compared to what it used to be.

    oh and go usa, will be sick if we win this year.
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    FUCK ALL OF YOU PANSY-ASS BRITS, GO FIX YOUR FUCKING TEETH YOU STUPID ASSHOLES.
    racist ban pls

    I think every hole is memorable on the back side.
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    So it seems Faldo's ego is really getting the best of him. He wants to be in the limelight so much that he's sitting Sergio and Lee Westwood for the morning matches tomorrow. I don't believe either player has ever not played.

    I think it's a poor mistake, and of course he'll either be criticized or praised depending on what happens. That's not really fair, as it could be the correct decision but just not work out tomorrow, kind of like poker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    in the coupling episode where jeff has too many legs theres this super hot british chick
    I have the keys to the gates of heaven, but I have TOO MANY LEGS!

    Best line in any show ever.
    well looks like you're the second coolest member of the forum now

    wanna be porn buddies?
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    Go Canada!
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    Like I know many of you aren't watching but today had to be some of the most exciting golf ever shown on TV, can only wait for tomorrow and to see if the US can hold on
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I think every hole is memorable on the back side.
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    Impressive the USA holds a lead going into singles.

    I just hope I'm not too hungover that I sleep through most of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    I think every hole is memorable on the back side.
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    Just flicked this on teh telly, there's a LOT of putts being made by those dirty yanks. Fuck Boo Weakknees

    Edit: In fact, a lot of good golf in general.
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    I never thought I'd see the day when I'd be watching GOLF instead of a Chiefs game. The Chiefs are lolbad and the game isn't even in HD (I think that's because there's an Amber Alert in the area, but maybe it's not in HD because it's the Chiefs-Falcons).

    That said, the Ryder Cup is fucking awesome-intriguing TV.


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    what an ass whipping. fun stuff to see. good thing it happened to Sergio, although I've started liking him a little more and more as the years go on.


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    anyone else think mickelson shouldn't be invited back
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    anyone else think mickelson shouldn't be invited back
    +1
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    + a billion


  47. #47
    Kenny Perry has some hot daughters, let me get some of that please


    USA!


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    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyDeez
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    imo


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    woot mother fucking woot


    USA USA USA


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    hellz yea son!
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    Kenny Perry has some hot daughters, let me get some of that please
    this
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyDeez
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    No THIS

    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    woot mother fucking woot


    USA USA USA

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  54. #54
    YAY
  55. #55
    congrats to the US.

    Shame no one took me up on my bet of $00000000000000010.

    Suckers.
    Normski

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