YEA THIS IS REALISTIC CRAP POKER

[Dan Abnormal]

Put 10,000 hands at one time on live table you wont see this crap How may people got pocket pairs F you moderators who think online poker is real


PokerStars Game #51620434407: Tournament #316611612, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2010/10/24 20:08:36 ET
Table '316611612 208' 10-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: green_moveme (1635 in chips)
Seat 2: thordogAAAA (1240 in chips)
Seat 3: ILLBETCHA22 (5990 in chips)
Seat 4: Det.Rider (1995 in chips)
Seat 5: tah420 (1460 in chips)
Seat 6: texbroomcorn (1915 in chips)
Seat 7: cdd55 (1395 in chips)
Seat 8: dheezy1234 (1430 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: blueskyson (1370 in chips)
Seat 10: (1500 in chips)
dheezy1234: posts small blind 15
blueskyson: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to [Tc Th]
l: raises 60 to 90
green_moveme: folds
thordogAAAA: raises 420 to 510
ILLBETCHA22: calls 510
Det.Rider: calls 510
tah420: folds
texbroomcorn: raises 630 to 1140
cdd55: raises 255 to 1395 and is all-in
dheezy1234: folds
blueskyson: calls 1340 and is all-in
Shawn Vinyl: raises 105 to 1500 and is all-in
thordogAAAA: calls 730 and is all-in
ILLBETCHA22: calls 990
Det.Rider: calls 990
texbroomcorn: calls 360
*** FLOP *** [8s 8d 4d]
ILLBETCHA22: checks
Det.Rider: checks
texbroomcorn: bets 415 and is all-in
ILLBETCHA22: calls 415
Det.Rider: calls 415
*** TURN *** [8s 8d 4d] [4h]
ILLBETCHA22: checks
Det.Rider: checks
*** RIVER *** [8s 8d 4d 4h] [Kc]
ILLBETCHA22: checks
Det.Rider: bets 80 and is all-in
ILLBETCHA22: calls 80
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Det.Rider: shows [As Kh] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
ILLBETCHA22: shows [2c 2s] (two pair, Eights and Fours)
Det.Rider collected 160 from side pot-5
texbroomcorn: shows [5c 5d] (two pair, Eights and Fives)
Det.Rider collected 1245 from side pot-4
l: shows [Tc Th] (two pair, Tens and Eights)
Det.Rider collected 420 from side pot-3
cdd55: shows [Ac Ad] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
cdd55 collected 125 from side pot-2
blueskyson: shows [Js Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
cdd55 collected 780 from side pot-1
thordogAAAA: shows [Qc Qd] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
cdd55 collected 8695 from main pot
texbroomcorn finished the tournament in 3775th place

blueskyson finished the tournament in 3777th place
thordogAAAA finished the tournament in 3778th place
2wickid4u is connected

YOU mods who just ban people dont want to fac the truth of ONLINE POKER IS A RIGGED and the chosen ones are the only winners, BAN me again who cares YOU MODS ARE BLIND 5 people with pocket pairs in one hand ITS A JOKE but keep playing with your NINJA WIZARDS HEMS HUDs and think your a good poker player

YEA LETS SEE THE GREAT RESPONSES TO this crap, 5 out of 10 have pairs REALISTIC I KNOW It cause of the number of hands GROW UP and F the mods at this site

[Dan Abnormal]

OH yea the mods here feel like they are gods GO AHEAD BAN IDIOTS and hopefully you will lose many more members as I will never tell anyone to support this site cause of the idiot who put a 3 day ban on me for speaking the truth prove this is a joke and ban some more, OOOOOOOO DO YOU FEEL SO POWERFUL WHO CARES

[jyms]

Put 10,000 hands at one time on live table you wont see this crap How may people got pocket pairs F you moderators who think online poker is real


PokerStars Game #51620434407: Tournament #316611612, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2010/10/24 20:08:36 ET
Table '316611612 208' 10-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: green_moveme (1635 in chips)
Seat 2: thordogAAAA (1240 in chips)
Seat......

[rpm]

can't wait until the day that these threads are insta-bans.

[jyms]

Oh it is, but I can't tilt his stupid ass if I ban him from looking. I will.

It's funny how he tries to hide that he's Shawn vinyl but does a brutal job of it too. Have you ever played real cash poker other than about 5K hands at $2NL on Full Tilt?

Shawn Vinyl Poker Player Ranking and Stats at Full Tilt Poker

[jyms]

Also gotta love the "geared for action" hands on a freeroll

[Carroters]

That's rediculous, it's mathematically impossible for 5 people to get pocket pairs, FUUUU mods, how ya like that shit.

[Dan Abnormal]

That's rediculous, it's mathematically impossible for 5 people to get pocket pairs, FUUUU mods, how ya like that shit.

Ohh dont say that cause these these morons on these sites think 5 out 10 people with pocket pairs is realistic. And you see people want insta bans. Maybe I need to start a radio show on this and lets see if these morons can call in and defend indiotic deals like this 5 out of 10 people with pockets YEA HEY Poker stars should play the lottery they would win everytime with idiotic unrealistic deals like this but of course you idiots who think online poker is legit will argue. maybe we can argue live if the money makers at this site dont ban me but then I have to make a different name Id love to hear what you ONLINE POKERTARDS have to say to defend this kind of deal. HOW MUCH MONEY DOES THIS SITE MAKE OFF POKER SITES TO HAVE MODS WHO BAN and WHAT PERKS DO THE MODS GET

there are 20 cards delt to people and 5 people out of the 10 get pairs WHAT ARE THE ODDS

[Dan Abnormal]

so JYMS gonna call my show to defend your site that you obviously get perks from becasue Im gonna put this site and a few others up for a roundtable discussion

[Dan Abnormal]

YEA JYMS got a big mouth when he has banning power but nothing else such a soul-less person what kind of perks are you getting for being a FTR ROBOT IDIOT - HE will be called out

[rpm]

i'm not going to come back to this thread anymore because you're so stupid that you're starting to tilt me. just keep grinding out them rigged freerolls buddy, have a good life.

[jyms]

You



Me

[Imthenewfish]

Why don't you tell us what the odds of this happening are before you insist that it can never happen? plzed to see math = 0

[fulksy]

lol, this is awesome. Jyms please dont ban yet he's starting to convince me. i love

and the chosen ones are the only winners

lol, i wonder how they pick

[WeaselT]

oof too funny

[Micro2Macro]

op you should give cash games a try

tournaments are rigged

[Keith]

chance of pocket pair is 1/17

chance of above is ((1/17)^5)*(16/17)^5) or 1 in 400 hands roughly.

how many times are 22 and 55 going to get allin pre in a cash game or live game? so you'll never see it live. This was a freeroll so the dickheads getting all in with dominated pairswere asking to lose.

question you ought to be asking yourself about your play is ......WHY THE FUCK YOU STACKED OFF WITH TT SO EARLY IN A TOURNAMENT against so many allins even if it was a freeroll.

read the forums and learn , cos this demonstrates why you can't beat online not that online is rigged.

[Keith]

or this hand

http://www.pokertableratings.com/han...68/10255954155


For such a great player can you explain why

1. you aren't fully stacked
2. why you min raise after 2 limpers and price everyone in to calling and set mining you.

[Keith]

I think a pretty important pointthat the OP is misssing as well is that if this hand had happened live , I think the showdown would have gone

blueskyson shows JJ
Shawn Vinyl mucks
ThordogAAAA shows QQ
ILLBETCHA22 mucks
det.rider shows AK
texbroomcorn mucks
cdd55 shows AA


all of a sudden your 6 pair hand suddenly becomes a 3 pair hand in a live situation. Fact that it is 6 pairs makes this a 1 in 3 million hands chance of happening or quite possible happens 4 times a day on stars or tilt.You only know that 6pairs were dealt because you could look atthe hand history after the hand and view the mucked cards ...Live you wouldn't be able to.

[jyms]

all of a sudden your 6 pair hand suddenly becomes a 3 pair hand in a live situation. Fact that it is 6 pairs makes this a 1 in 3 million hands chance of happening or quite possible happens 4 times a day on stars or tilt.You only know that 6pairs were dealt because you could look at the hand history after the hand and view the mucked cards ...Live you wouldn't be able to.

This is huge. It's why so many of these freetrollers and micro fish think this way. They have no idea the odds are possible, even though remote. But the sheer volume of hands dealt online in a day means these, and so many other "geared" hands are going to happen. It's why Party poker and UB have a bad beat jackpot where 8888 must lose to higher quads or better to win, and it happens in 3-4 days most of the time.

Hell I spent 4 days in Vegas and played probably 30 hours of poker and played less hands than I did last night after dinner.

[oskar]

just a couple of days ago I wrote up a BC post on why unlikely events are only unlikely to be going to happen and not to have happened.
I deleted it thinking it was an insult to u guyzes intelligence, but reading this I realize some people could have benefited.
Oh wells.

[drmcboy]

Love the AK value bet on the end

[JR9477]

Are you Dan from pokerforums? You're both named dan and have the same attitude

[dneureiter]

Also gotta love the "geared for action" hands on a freeroll

Common jyms admit it. You know they are doing it to increase the virtual rake. No need to sidestep the OBVIOUS truth. also writting in caps and horrible grammar IS SUPER cool. please dont ban me cuz of ur powers though.

[givememyleg]

this thread is stupid

if you want to whine, that's fine, but whine in the proper place

{moved to tilt/whine}

[Luco]

this thread is stupid

if you want to whine, that's fine, but whine in the proper place

{moved to tilt/whine}

Perhaps you're JUST blind to THE truth! online poker IS RIGGED, only the winners win!

[PokerWiz]

Online poker is not rigged

[B-squared]

I FUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKING HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE EEVERYTHING!

[bjsaust]

This thread never gets old.