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  1. 02-01-2008 01:28 AM #1
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    Default A lion and two dudes

    This is just so awesome.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wA-VDw_BQY
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  2. 02-01-2008 01:36 AM #2
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    it was ruined because I kept expecting the lion to eat one of their faces.

    That is almost exactly how my 150lb dog acts when I come home when I am go for a month or two.
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  3. 02-01-2008 03:25 AM #3
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  4. 02-01-2008 05:39 AM #4
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    I'd rather see the link to the ass on your signature line personally, but the lion was pretty cool too.
    "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on." (George Bush).
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  5. 02-01-2008 12:55 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivingDog
    I'd rather see the link to the ass on your signature line personally, but the lion was pretty cool too.
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    seriously, why didn't the lion rip their faces off?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    seriously, why didn't the lion rip their faces off?
    Because it's a big pussy.


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  8. 02-02-2008 02:56 AM #8
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    Seems like lioness' are trainable enough to not kill/eat masters. Tigers, otoh, are not. Which makes tigers more badass than lions. Well that and that tigers are bigger/stronger/faster/cooler looking/two can kill what twenty lions can/etc. I love tigers.

    Of course, if that was a male lion it'd probably rip their faces off.
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  9. 02-02-2008 12:09 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Of course, if that was a male lion it'd probably rip their faces off.
    Not so much: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bicIw...eature=related


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  10. 02-02-2008 12:44 PM #10
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    two dudes, one lion

    ^ far greater title to this thread. Sad that you missed this.
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    someone please find a lion, tiger, alligator, bear, crocodile or sting ray mauling and/or killing video
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  12. 02-02-2008 06:39 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Of course, if that was a male lion it'd probably rip their faces off.
    Not so much: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bicIw...eature=related
    More proof that tigers are way cooler than lions.
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  13. 02-02-2008 06:43 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    two dudes, one lion
    Forgive me for not being down with coprophagia.
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  14. 02-02-2008 07:14 PM #14
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    And here's why tigers are the most ballinest thing on teh planetzors.

    Heard tell of two tigers taking down a bull elephant. That's something you need a ton of lions in order to do.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jojNzvtP6LY

    No match. Wouldn't even consider it in the first place.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7dazPp20d8

    Mainly tigress' not tigers.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wFBGL1J3WQ

    Tigers are the most incredible predator (excluding humans) the world has ever known. In the animal kingdom, they are prey to none, and basically prey on everything and anything. Popular opinion thinks that a tiger would lose to a grizzly, but thats laughable. 500lb male bengal tiger would annihilate any bear on the planet, afaik (hasn't actually be documented). And its been said that some bengals have gotten up to 800+lbs.

    I'm sure tigers would kill a handful of sharks in water as well. Not huge ones like great whites, but tigers are fucking fearsome in water. And the 'greatest predator of all time', the t-rex, would get obliterated by a tiger half its size as well imo.

    God I love tigers. They're basically the most technically beautiful animals I've seen. It's a shame the lion, which is the most technically inefficient feline, gets all the glamour.
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  15. 02-02-2008 07:25 PM #15
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    wufwugy, you have single-handedly turned me into a huge tiger fan
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  16. 02-02-2008 07:28 PM #16
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    Very good fight of female grizzly vs caribou

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdTdp7Ep6AM

    Polar bear and walrus. Looks like a well fed bear. An emaciated one will often not be able to kill a walrus. Polar bears are the second coolest animal. Just watch some Attenborough docs and you'll see why.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob_oD1IsYbE

    From Grizzly Man

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7vvkloC-Ac

    Wolverine pwns wolf

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ryzqw6ZPE4

    There are a few more but these are the better ones.
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  17. 02-02-2008 07:49 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    wufwugy, you have single-handedly turned me into a huge tiger fan
    Always happy to make a tiger fan. If I ever get super rich I will most likely do my best to produce tiger docs. That will take a ton of money though since tigers are probably the most difficult animals to get video of since they're extremely protected. Their populations were slaughtered to almost complete extinction (because they kill so many humans), and now they are numero uno on protection lists.

    It's truly a shame since we're basically not getting any wild tiger video footage anymore. AFAIK, David Attenborough (the best when it comes to wildlife docs) really has only gotten a few good shots of tigers. Thinks like a bengal killing a small monkey or a siberian rolling around in the snow. I don't even know how possible it is to get permits, and even if anybody really wants permits since tigers are so damn deadly towards humans.

    Most of our footage of tigers killing/fighting stuff is in semi-domesticated arenas. That can only let my imagination run wild about how much more proficient at killing/athletics wild tigers are.
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  18. 02-02-2008 08:18 PM #18
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    lol, so wufwugy, I take you're the guy pushing tigers in the comments section under the grizzly vs caribou video?


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    A tigers greatest enemy in the wild? Little monkeys, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sshbHTDSwCk


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  20. 02-03-2008 03:15 AM #20
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    holy crap that monkey made me laugh hard! nice vids wufwugy
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  21. 02-03-2008 04:10 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    lol, so wufwugy, I take you're the guy pushing tigers in the comments section under the grizzly vs caribou video?
    I wish. That guy sounds awesome.
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