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    Default Jesica Alba

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    http://coedmagazine.com/sex/3845 {NSFW}

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    enough said
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    What a terrible lay. All she does is lay there and complain how big you are.
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    Judging from the replies so far, is at safe to assume that clicking that link whilst i'm sat here at work is ------EV?
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    very hawt
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    Oh, she's beautiful

    But only 5.7/10 on the hot scale
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    Quote Originally Posted by kettleofish
    Judging from the replies so far, is at safe to assume that clicking that link whilst i'm sat here at work is ------EV?
    It depends, if your boss is cool he might throw you a huge high five.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    That said I'd still hit it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Oh, she's beautiful

    But only 5.7/10 on the hot scale
    imma hafta disagree
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Oh, she's beautiful

    But only 5.7/10 on the hot scale
    BOOOOO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    That said I'd still hit it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Oh, she's beautiful

    But only 5.7/10 on the hot scale
    are you insane???

    and i am definitely going to have to disagree with you on that second pic jack. that chicks boobs look like a woman body builders. i would take any fhm or maxim girl over her. for that matter, i take britney murphy over that chick.
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    She's fucking gorgeous, I'm jealous of her every day.
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    Jack's rightish. Second chick was just super lean for that pic is all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    She's fucking gorgeous, I'm jealous of her every day.
    That's silly.

    Jack's 2nd girls giant fake tit's probably look terrible with her shirt off. No thank you.
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    Probably this one's a better example of what I mean


    Hot



    Rates about a 9.1 on the hotness scale
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Probably this one's a better example of what I mean


    Hot



    Rates about a 9.1 on the hotness scale
    negative sir.

    Hot.


    Hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Jack's girls giant fake tit's probably look terrible with her shirt off. No thank you.
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    Don't make the mistake of not understanding how low body fat makes fake boobs look ridiculous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Don't make the mistake of not understanding how low body fat makes fake boobs look ridiculous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Oh, she's beautiful

    But only 5.7/10 on the hot scale
    This is blasphemy
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    doggy style
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    lol i just found this. jack you seriously have problems.

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    she is hot
    Who is she?? She looks like a hotter version of Jennifer Lopez.

    Meh.
    I've seen better. I'd say, she's a 5/10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by martindcx1e
    lol i just found this. jack you seriously have problems.

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    she is hot
    Who is she?? She looks like a hotter version of Jennifer Lopez.

    Meh.
    I've seen better. I'd say, she's a 5/10.
    im giving this a 9, shes hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    im giving this a 9, shes hot.
    same. although i'm not sure what could be better about her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by martindcx1e
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    im giving this a 9, shes hot.
    same. although i'm not sure what could be better about her.
    spanish looking chicks only ever get a 9. they are never super hot but always, well 'fuckable'
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    although this would def get a 10/10 and obviously she is hispanic looking or w/e




    this one is pretty much a 10/10 as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by martindcx1e
    lol i just found this. jack you seriously have problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    she is hot
    Who is she?? She looks like a hotter version of Jennifer Lopez.

    Meh.
    I've seen better. I'd say, she's a 5/10.
    im giving this a 9, shes hot.
    oh my lord a 5? i thought you had good taste in women judging from your previous avatars. to quote billy bob from varsity blues:
    "ms. davis, that was a 10, a..a..a fuckin' 10."
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIP7a9Z-YBM

    Hot? What's up with the fascination of Erin Andrews?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprayed
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIP7a9Z-YBM

    Hot? What's up with the fascination of Erin Andrews?




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    Quote Originally Posted by martindcx1e
    lol i just found this. jack you seriously have problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    she is hot
    Who is she?? She looks like a hotter version of Jennifer Lopez.

    Meh.
    I've seen better. I'd say, she's a 5/10.

    LOL, at least I'm consistent
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    Better than the one above


    8/10 to be lax, perhaps more of a 7,5

    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    although this would def get a 10/10 and obviously she is hispanic looking or w/e




    this one is pretty much a 10/10 as well.

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    Let the man-ness begin

    These are MY ratings obv, and pertain to the HOT scale only

    8.5's and above



    8.8/10





    9/10





    9/10




    15/10






    *everything is real
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    give me that last one
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    give me that last one
    no, she's mine!




    also,

    10/10

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    All these chicks are waaay hotter than Jessica Alba IMO

    Oh, she's beautiful indeed, but she's not that hot. But she's not very unhot neither. See it now?
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprayed
    Hot? What's up with the fascination of Erin Andrews?
    I don't get it either, her face is kinda busted, IMO.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    All these chicks are waaay hotter than Jessica Alba IMO ... See it now?
    Yeah, her breasts are too small for you.

    Way to redeem yourself though, the new pics are:
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    I don't get it either, her face is kinda busted, IMO.
    Her face? She has a face?

    HOLY SHIT!!! They all have faces. When did that happen?

    Btw, I don't think her face is "kinda busted". Sure, she doesn't have that "ton of makeup on a supermodel" kinda look, but she sure isn't hard on the eyes. My biggest problem with her is that I think she dresses too conservatively (which is probably why you immediately noticed that she has a face, lol).
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Btw, I don't think her face is "kinda busted". Sure, she doesn't have that "ton of makeup on a supermodel" kinda look, but she sure isn't hard on the eyes. My biggest problem with her is that I think she dresses too conservatively (which is probably why you immediately noticed that she has a face, lol).
    K, it's not a bad face, but it's not an OMG she's the fucking hotest shit face either.

    You're right about the conservative thing though.
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