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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyHolt
    Visiting the Community forum...

    -EV
    while it might seem that visiting the community forum is indeed -ev, it is in fact not. The reason is that everyone, including fishtaco, needs a break from poker. The community forums provides that much needed break from the game we love so much.

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    What's love got to do with it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrokeSucca
    What's love got to do with it?
    To answer this question, we must first find out why you are rocking back in the 80's ? While this song returned tina turner the spot light, it was far from great. That being said, i think this question can be summized in a simple statement "whores are -ev" Think about it, it makes sense...........

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    And as Snoop said in '94 "we don't love them ho's"
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    Why is it that I always seem to get beat when I am ahead in a SNG as compared to in cash games and MTT's it "feels" like my hand wins as often as it should?
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    Why is the poetry of W. B Yeats full of symbolism?
    He's a dumbass irish poet who cant write for fanny and his literary style sucks so why is his garbage poetry full of symbolism?
    (i only posted a sad question coz i just left my tutorial class at uni)
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Why is the sky blue?

    -'rilla
    Its not.. it just appears that way because of how light gets broken down coming through ozone, pollution etc. Who knew pollution was soo kick ass! What if one day our pollution level takes a huge change and the sky appears a different color? woah...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grand_MasterB
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Why is the sky blue?

    -'rilla
    Its not.. it just appears that way because of how light gets broken down coming through ozone, pollution etc. Who knew pollution was soo kick ass! What if one day our pollution level takes a huge change and the sky appears a different color? woah...
    I believe the sky was blue before fossil fuels and aerosal.
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    It's all the water in the air. Goddamn water pollution.
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    This is a two part question.. Why are my responses weird?.. and How is my girlfriend hot and im so ugly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    Why is it that I always seem to get beat when I am ahead in a SNG as compared to in cash games and MTT's it "feels" like my hand wins as often as it should?
    this is a good question, as fish taco feels the same, Fishtaco finds that sngs must be rigged, because there is no way fishtaco can get runner runnered so many times in one day. When you have a flip, it seems like you are always on the losing end of it. WHile on the other hand, it semms to be about right in cash games and mtts. This leave only one explaination, sngs are rigged.......


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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Why is the poetry of W. B Yeats full of symbolism?
    He's a dumbass irish poet who cant write for fanny and his literary style sucks so why is his garbage poetry full of symbolism?
    (i only posted a sad question coz i just left my tutorial class at uni)

    It is full of symbolism so people like you could bitch about universities making you read his poetry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demiparadigm
    And as Snoop said in '94 "we don't love them ho's"
    In 94 snoop didnt in fact love them ho's, but now it is clear that he does.....................


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    This is a two part question.. Why are my responses weird?.. and How is my girlfriend hot and im so ugly?

    Wow, this is a tough one.......how to tell a guy he is a nerd without offending him.....Your responses are weird and you are ugly can only mean one thing, your hot girlfriend must dig ugly dorks................

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    yea can you come physicaly examine her to tell me why this is?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    How is my girlfriend hot and im so ugly?
    The answer to your question lies in an ancient tome - the screenplay to the movie Shallow Hal.
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    that movie is based on a true story? hrmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by bencathers
    what?
    you obviously dont understand the logic behind this conversation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    yea can you come physicaly examine her to tell me why this is?
    No i can not, just be thankful that she likes your ugly mug..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by koolmoe
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    i believe it would be a lot of wood....................

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    i got a real good question...why did i just do this.... :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    i got a real good question...why did i just do this.... :P

    You did that because of a topic in the above thread. You were deamed a dork, and dorks do things of this nature..........gg


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    why am i at work and asking you questions?
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    why would i dart around a walmart suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
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    or... Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
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    good question here...why is fish taco taking so long to answer my questions
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    Why is FishTaco refering to himself in the third person in the same way that Jimmy on Seinfeld called himself Jimmy all the time?

    'George likes his Chicken Spicy" .... why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    why am i at work and asking you questions?
    You must be bored...............


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    why would i dart around a walmart suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
    it is entirely possible you are also slightly retarded as well as being a dork.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Where do babies come from?
    they come from rilla.............


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    good question here...why is fish taco taking so long to answer my questions
    fishtaco is at school and had to teach a lab in 20 minute, thus his response time is slow, and in a few minutes will be even slower....


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    Why is FishTaco refering to himself in the third person in the same way that Jimmy on Seinfeld called himself Jimmy all the time?

    'George likes his Chicken Spicy" .... why?
    why ask why, try bud dry.........


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    If left is not right, then right is all that's left....right?
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    ok so you got these 3 companys..OIL, WATER, and ELECTRIC and you got 3 houses...now you have to get all 3 of these utilities to each house without crossing anylines... DO IT..

    OIL WATER ELECTRIC


    HOUSE 1 HOUSE 2 HOUSE 3



    NO CROSSING LINES!!!!!!!
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    Why is FISHTACO post whoring?

    Wait... that's too ironic for me to say that.
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    Natural Aspiration or forced induction?
    Supercharger or Turbo?
    Positive displacement or centrifugal?
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    What movie should I buy for the letter D?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    Quote Originally Posted by bencathers
    what?
    you obviously dont understand the logic behind this conversation.
    Damn it people, you missed the brilliance of this post. This wasn't at you but at Mr. Taco. So let me repeat:

    What?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FISHTACO
    Quote Originally Posted by koolmoe
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    i believe it would be a lot of wood....................

    next question
    You, sir, are a FRAUD.

    The proper answer is:

    "A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

    I will leave you to your crystal ball and tarot cards.
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    that is not quite correct.

    A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    What movie should I buy for the letter D?
    Dodgeball.
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    Why in order to do good must we sometimes engage in evil?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeebus Kliest
    If left is not right, then right is all that's left....right?
    lefties are in their right minds.............


    next question

    ok so you got these 3 companys..OIL, WATER, and ELECTRIC and you got 3 houses...now you have to get all 3 of these utilities to each house without crossing anylines... DO IT..

    OIL WATER ELECTRIC


    HOUSE 1 HOUSE 2 HOUSE 3
    why would you want to send oil to your house???? dude this question is retarded easy.........

    next question........

    Why is FISHTACO post whoring?

    Wait... that's too ironic for me to say that.
    this is your chance to ask fishtaco a question and you come up with that.........i like


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    Quote Originally Posted by Demiparadigm
    Natural Aspiration or forced induction?
    Supercharger or Turbo?
    Positive displacement or centrifugal?
    we hit my sweet spot...... personally, i would go with forced induction. Why you say, because the fastest cars in the world have a power adder, and that can not be disputed. Band for the buck nitrous oxide is the best power adder available, if you can tune a car properly. Most cant so.......

    I pick a turbo charger over a supercharger because it does not need to run off the crank to make horsepower. A supercharger eats up a lot of engine power to get the air moving, while a turbo does not. For street use however, a supercharger is more friendly, easier to tune, and not nearly as difficult to lauch.

    I take a centrifugal charger any day of the week. They make a ton of power and are much easier to tune than a roots blower.


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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    What movie should I buy for the letter D?

    -'rilla
    rilla should get dazed and confused, or dogma, fishtaco is leaning towards dogma


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    Quote Originally Posted by BrokeSucca
    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    Quote Originally Posted by bencathers
    what?
    you obviously dont understand the logic behind this conversation.
    Damn it people, you missed the brilliance of this post. This wasn't at you but at Mr. Taco. So let me repeat:

    What?


    OKKKKAYYYYY!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Seasider
    Why in order to do good must we sometimes engage in evil?

    Why do bad things happen to good people?


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    Quote Originally Posted by bencathers
    Why did my old high school cancel the senior prom?

    http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?se...cal&id=3486445

    why ask questions you already have the answers to? fishtaco is not pleased.......


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    Why is it that I always feel the need to bluff off my stack to "pot commited" opps in MTT's?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    Why is it that I always feel the need to bluff off my stack to "pot commited" opps in MTT's?
    How else do you suck out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    Why is it that I always feel the need to bluff off my stack to "pot commited" opps in MTT's?
    Because the times the dinky post oak bluff works you fell like the greatest player ever, but most of the time you just look back and call yourself a donk.

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    All the money is in at the WSOP main event, you're HU. Do you want JJ or AK?
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    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy
    All the money is in at the WSOP main event, you're HU. Do you want JJ or AK?
    JJ all day,....... i can get away from either hand, so i take the jj........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Why is this thread so "ghey"?
    You have already been owned muxy, gg and vnh sir.............

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    Atrocious advice... the clear answer is Debbie Does Dallas. You're a fucking fraud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Atrocious advice... the clear answer is Debbie Does Dallas. You're a fucking fraud.
    with rilla being a rilla, i did not think human porn appied here, hence my movie advice..............
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    why did you change your name from trikflow777? and why change your badass avatar of a car. i prerefered that so much.im sllo shitfaced.
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    What is the best way to eat a fishtaco?
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    Why are both me and Arkana reading and writing in this stupid thread even though we are supposed to work?
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    Why, when I two table, does the perfect flop for my Table 1 hole cards always appear on Table 2, yes I get jack shit on Table 1?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Why, when I two table, does the perfect flop for my Table 1 hole cards always appear on Table 2, yes I get jack shit on Table 1?
    Play more tables and confuse the program.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    What movie should I buy for the letter D?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleBuddy
    How do I get guys to quit staring at my enormous cock when standing next to me at the urinal?
    Wake up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pantherhound
    If no news is good news, is all news bad news?
    NO

    BUMP because everyone seems to be doing it, but mine was first!!!!!

    p.s. I changed my name to fish taco for a while, but then changed it back, you can only be a taco for so long.
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    How did you end up getting a 6 figure salary in your mid twenties? And what advice do you have for kids when they get out of college?

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